I'm Joey yourself.

Oh, aloha.

I'm Bremen away from whole white way Today.

We are going to be reviewing some of our oldest cringe ist videos on YOUTUBE.

Way have a big remote for this.

You know about the boys, the hair, the hair.

I talked like that.

I feel like my my face is so skinny.

Honestly, that is a skinny Mac.

Yeah.

What happened?

She ate.

She had to be 16 or 17.

This was before I could afford anything.

Really?

I remember that Adds eight.

My camera.

Like the incense.

Yeah.

There wasn't at form inside my camera and they ate it.

And that's why I kept going out of focus for Real, does there?

There was a mother, and they're not the mother.

Okay.

All right.

Next.

Oh, my God.

A little boy.

My first YouTube video.

This is, like, literally 12 years ago.

Are you proud of that?

I mean, our first video.

I don't think it's that bad.

I also was obsessed with England.

I just thought it was a black.

You want to be British so bad I wanted to be British, so past literally painted my wall before the flies.

Oi!

Hello there.

It's me, Jerry.

I'm just a little lad from Britain.

That was terrible.

Yeah.

Crumpet.

Crumpet.

Not the Chex mix on the right way.

Washing machine.

Oh, faith not.

Stop Motion of it.

Always watch us.

I wrote out it was like the most professional.

A winter spring production.

The production of it all.

I love how you might not have space and video of the nurses Audio Back to the fucking box.

You are nasty.

I bet you put that back in the pantry.

I probably she did.

What about then?

I can see how this took nine hours.

Can we please?

Next?

Yeah, I know.

00 yeah.

This was kind of like one of my viral moments.

To be honest, this was like a bunch of videos.

And I know that I oppose it because, you know, you could oppose it.

10 things at once.

I didn't have to slide back to close it.

10 videos of me doing on my butt.

Oh, like somebody compress it together and post it on Facebook.

Yeah.

This is probably one of my friends.

Feel like at that time there was no one who really brought that type of like personality to these makeup videos.

So it makes sense why people just like you.

Yeah.

Back then, that there wasn't there weren't many like many makeups nowadays.

Everyone in there, Mama, because you've inspired them.

I would have invented it was really harder back then together, following on you too.

But I mean, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

I'm looking now.

Dead to you.

A little.

Hey there!

Oh, my God!

No, no, no!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Voice the voice.

Encouraging him to be my best friend was her dad was a cop and he let us go.

You know, you could go to jail for trying to look.

I'm calling the police.

Go!

No, hang up.

Hang up with you.

Don't mean that someone is imposing a call that's illegal.

You know Max Huh?

E I was stunning.

I'll give myself This was when I didn't have many options.

Foundation is stuck with Thio.

The I think it was bad.

Bitch.

Okay, this video I started off rough.

Don't we all start off for us?

I just started at sure, but like bit at the end, she put it together so as you can see, my teeth with it ugly.

But that one dead too.

I still had a gap, but badger them teeth whitening user coming all the other thing on.

Then I was able to look better.

I loathe a bit.

Yeah, I would definitely bring that line.

I was actually thinking about doing a live show.

I want to see the finished product.

Oh, Baked, sculpted.

Wow, The transformation Makeup really can do a lot.

Oh, okay.

Oh, my God, You're good.

I was always a still.

Okay, so I was the hugest hunger.

Greenspan and I had a band called the tributes.

We made songs, but hunger games.

And this was the first music video ever played.

Gail, I played Kato killed these bitches.

You're living in it.

I love it.

I like Wow, this is a production of it.

I couldn't even make my camera to be straight.

Uh oh.

Wow.

Oh, the masculinity jumped out.

My God, she was a top for a second.

Just for a moment.

Broke away.

Well, I have a little bit of Monte at the time.

Were these actually like actors?

Because there yeah, lets you literally went like that and she It was tough on the tree for her.

Okay, Say, if you were 100 games like for Joey, Okay.

Would you actually, Would you go to, like, the actual, Like, what is it called this the cornucopia?

No, Just make my flat.

I wouldn't make a run for it.

I'd run and hide, and then I come out of the very same.

What was that one girl on season?

Season one.

The first movie where she just kind of hit box, baby box days.

That's your vibe that I'm very foxes by beneath those Danbury is sorry.

All right.

And, yeah, let's probably burn this ho Never want you to ever It's so weird the fact that all these videos air documented for us and they're almost like video diaries.

And we can actually see what we look like and acted like so really Cringely.

But at the same time, it's good to have those moments documented.

And it's just good to look back on what you had at the time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I feel like I feel more blessed now, if that's the word.

Yeah, saying, All right, you guys, thank you so much to vanity fair for having me Bremen Rock and me Joey herself.

This was so much fun.

And of course, Miss a Vanity Fair.

I'm always free.

I'm never booked a busy.

If you would like me to be the cover of next month's cover, Bitch, a bitch is free.

Sorry, but uh huh.