No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston

For theres no man in town half as manly

No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston.

No ones neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston, for there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley, and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Perfect a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley, and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Who plays...

Darts like Gaston

Who breaks

Hearts like Gaston

Who is more than a sum of his parts like Gaston

As a specimen yes I'm intimidating

My what a guy that Gaston

No one's been like Gaston, a king pin like Gaston

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

As a specimen yes I'm intimidating

My what a guy that Gaston