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IN HERE, YOU ACTUALLY SAY AFTER YOU'D DONE "UP IN THE AIR," YOU
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WERE TOTALLY BUSTED.
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>> IF BY "BUSTED" YOU MEAN BROKE, YEAH, YEAH YOU WERE
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NOMINATED FOR THAT, WEREN'T YOU?
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>> WEIRDLY, IT DOESN'T COME WITH A CASH PRIZE FOR BEING
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NOMINATED.
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I FELT VERY WEIRD LIKE BEING-- YOU KNOW, JUST KIND OF LIVING
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THE EXACT SAME LIFE.
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AND KIND OF WEARING BORROWED CLOTHES AND PRETENDING I WAS
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REAL FANCY.
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AND THEN, YOU KNOW, GOING BACK TO MY APARTMENT.
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WHICH THE DAY I MOVED OUT, THEY REDID IMMEDIATE-- LIKE I FOUND
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OUT THEY GUTTED IT AND REDID IT, BECAUSE THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, NO,
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NO ONE WOULD RENT THIS APARTMENT AS IT IS NOW."
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>> Stephen: YOU COULDN'T HAVE CRASHED WITH CLOONEY?
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>> I KNOW, WHAT A STINGY BASTARD.
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>> Stephen: OVER ON LAKE CUOMO.
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WHAT A JERK.
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HERE'S THE DISTURBING THING I MENTIONED BEFOREHAND.
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>> I'M GLAWD DIDN'T FORGET.
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>> Stephen: YOU HAVE BEEN INTERVIEWED A LOT AND YOU SAID
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ON THE BOOK-- THIS IS ON PAGE 186-- YOU GOTTA GET THE BOOK--
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PAGE 186 OF "SCRAPPY LITTLE NOBODY."
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO READ.
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YOU SAID BEING INTERVIEWED BY PEOPLE, "EVERY SINGLE TIME I
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PICTURE THEM--" MEANING THE PERSON INTERVIEWING YOU--" I
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PICTURE THEM HAVING SEX.
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>> I DIDN'T WRITE THAT.
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>> Stephen: I DON'T MEAN TO.
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IT JUST HAPPENS.
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I CAN'T STOP MYSELF.
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WHAT IS IT LIKE?
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DO THEY HAVE THAT SAME CRAZY ENERGY?
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ARE THEY LIKE, 'WOW, JANET, THIS LOVEMAKING IS SENSATIONAL.
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IT'S ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT'."
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW THEN--
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♪ ♪ ♪ >> YEAH.
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>> Stephen: NOW, THEN, MISS KENDRICK--
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>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
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>> Stephen: I HAVE INTERVIEWED YOU THREE TIMES.
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HAVE YOU PICTURED ME-- ( LAUGHTER )
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DOING ANYTHING OTHER THAN INTERVIEWING YOU DURING THOSE
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TIMES?
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YOU SAY EVERY SINGLE TIME.
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ARE YOU LIKE IN THE BOOK OR DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL US
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RIGHT NOW?
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>> I WILL -- >> LOOK AT ME WHILE YOU SAY IT?
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COME ON.
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( LAUGHTER ) TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW.
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>> YOU'RE DOING VERY WELL.
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( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS )
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>> Stephen: FOR A MAN MY AGE.
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>> IS THAT ANY CONSOLATION.
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>> Stephen: I LOVE THAT YOU'RE HERE, AND MANY TIMES WE'RE
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TOGETHER WE SING TOGETHER.
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>> I KNOW.
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I WAS SORT OF SECRETLY HOPING WE WOULD SING.
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>> Stephen: I'M A LITTLE BUSY IN A MILD PANIC ABOUT THE
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ELECTION.
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BUT I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO LEARN A SONG.
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WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO DO SOMETHING--
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>> THE SONG THEY KEEP THINKING ABOUT, BECAUSE THIS YEAR HAS
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BEEN-- 2016 HAS BEEN KIND OF A BITCH, AND I KEEP THINKI THINKIN
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THIS SONG-- WHICH I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW.
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YOU MUST KNOW IT.
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SONDHEIM "I'M STILL HERE" FROM "FOALS.
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>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SING IT.
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>> IT'S ONE OF THOSE SONGS THAT MAKES ME FEEL EMPOWERED AND
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WE'VE BEEN THROUGH IT -- >> WOULD YOU SING A LITTLE?
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>> JON, DO YOU KNOW IT?
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>> Jon: YEAH, I'LL TRY IT OUT AND SEE
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♪ GOOD TIME "AM I IN THE RIGHT KEY.
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>> Stephen: I PROMISE YOU DON'T.
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I PROMISE I DON'T ♪ GOOD TIMES AND BUM TIMES
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♪ I'VE SEEN THEM ALL AND, MY DEAR, I'M STILL ♪
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REALLY?
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>> Stephen: NO, I DON'T ♪ PLUSH VELVET SOMETIMES
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SOMETIMES JUST PRETZEL AND BEER.
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BUT I'M HERE ♪ I'VE RUN THE GAMUT A. TO Z.
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♪ THREE CHEERS AND DAMN IT, C'EST LA VIE
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♪ I GOT THROUGH ALL OF LAST YEAR AND I'M HERE
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♪ LORD KNOWS AT LEAST I WAS THERE
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♪ AND I'M HERE ♪ OH, I'M REALLY FEELING MY OATES
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NOW.
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♪ LOOK WHO'S HERE ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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♪ WE'RE STILL HERE ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
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>> Stephen: ANNA KENDRICK, EVERYBODY!
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"SCRAPPY LITTLE NOBODY" IS OUT NOW!