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  • -Sean, thank you for being here.

  • How's everything with the show? I'm very excited.

  • That's February 18th?

  • -February 18th, the game show, and then "Hot Ones"

  • on First We Feast's YouTube starts right back up next week.

  • -Next week. -Margot Robbie for the premiere.

  • Yeah. -Oh, my gosh. Alright, alright.

  • Here we go. -Sean, I'm starving. Let's go.

  • -Thank you for doing this.

  • -Thanks so much for having me, Jimmy.

  • Thanks for having me back.

  • J.J., it's an honor to have you here in the hot seat.

  • And for those of you who are wondering what the hell

  • is going on right here, "Hot Ones" is simple.

  • We interview celebrities while eating increasingly spicy

  • chicken wings, and, as Jimmy can attest,

  • it gets very spicy very quickly on "The Tonight Show."

  • We'll start in a mild zone and work our way up to

  • the Last Dab XXX, a sauce more than

  • 250 times hotter than a jalapeño.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • The line is always hits on live TV.

  • -It is all fun now. Get ready, dude. It's insane.

  • -Alright. -Alright.

  • -So, we'll start at the handle, Los Calientes Rojo,

  • a turning-point sauce, our halfway sauce.

  • -Okay. Alright. -Here we go.

  • -Just eat the whole thing? Yeah?

  • -Up to you. -Okay.

  • -Alright.

  • -Tasty. -Yeah, not bad.

  • -Smoky. -Delightful.

  • -Alright, J.J., my first question is for you.

  • -Okay.

  • -I know when you were a walk-on at the University of Wisconsin,

  • to make ends meet, you were a deliver driver for Pizza Hut.

  • What can you tell people about that ill-fated day

  • where you were forced to eat a customer's hot wings.

  • -This is true, actually. So -- Sorry.

  • I was a pizza delivery driver,

  • and it was a snowy day in Wisconsin.

  • They closed schools. They closed businesses.

  • They closed everything.

  • Pizza Hut was considering closing.

  • I told them, "No, my parents have a truck."

  • So I can drive in the snow."

  • I came in, took an order out, spun out into a mailbox,

  • wiped out a mailbox, ended up in the front yard.

  • Called a tow truck. A little spicy, not too spicy.

  • A little bit of spice.

  • -I was gonna say, get into the story --

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • -So, I call a tow truck. Tow truck spins out.

  • It's gone.

  • So I'm sitting in a car with nothing to do

  • but two pizzas and hot wings on the --

  • I ate the hot wings.

  • -Football players got to eat. They got to eat.

  • You don't have to apologize for that, J.J.

  • And as we move on here, the good news is --

  • we're only going for four wings.

  • The bad news -- very steep ramp up.

  • -Okay.

  • -This is a Hot Thai Green Hot Sauce.

  • -Thai green? -Thai?

  • -Oh, man, this is kind of ramping up, right?

  • -Mm-hmm.

  • -Okay. -Alright.

  • -Okay. -Jimmy on top of it.

  • I understand, Jimmy, that you did not have

  • the most athletic childhood,

  • but it wasn't for lack of trying.

  • I know it wasn't for lack of trying.

  • What can you tell us about your dad installing

  • a basketball hoop for you when were a kid?

  • -I got a basketball hoop for Christmas from Santa Claus,

  • and my dad didn't want to put it on the garage

  • because he thought the garage would fall down.

  • And so he put it in the middle of our backyard,

  • in the grass, in the lawn.

  • You can't dribble a ball on grass.

  • And my dad was like, "Well, you can just do foul shots."

  • And I go, "No.

  • No one is going to come over and play with me,"

  • and so I hadn't had a friend ever since.

  • -Moving -- You have a friend in me, Jimmy.

  • -Thank you. -You have two friends.

  • -Moving on. Well, at least for now.

  • We'll see about the friendship after this.

  • -Oh, no. This is not it.

  • -This is Da Bomb Beyond Insanity,

  • a sauce we have to apologize for.

  • -You have experience?

  • -So, J.J., in advance, I say I'm sorry.

  • Jimmy, you know the drill with this one.

  • -J.J., this is honestly the turning point.

  • -It's only number three.

  • -No, this really -- This hurts my feelings, this one.

  • This one insults me.

  • -I feel like it could hurt something else, too,

  • the way you're talking about it.

  • -It's bad news. Alright.

  • -Alright, let's dig in. -Oh, my gosh.

  • -Okay, yep.

  • -Immediate? -Yep.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Yeah.

  • -It's almost like poison. -Yeah, that's not pleasant.

  • The taste isn't even pleasant. It's not pleasant.

  • -No. -No.

  • -Very few redeeming qualities with this one.

  • -No. I don't like it. I don't like it.

  • -On the topic of J.J. hosting "SNL" this weekend --

  • -Screw "SNL."

  • I mean, I...

  • I love "SNL." I'm hosting it.

  • You should probably -- Jesus, man!

  • -It's the sauce talking.

  • Jimmy, who do you think is the funniest athlete

  • to ever host the show?

  • -Everyone, everyone. -Dude...

  • -And what advice, if any, do you have for J.J.?

  • -Read the cards. -I need advice for this, Jimmy.

  • -Do the sketch. -The air hurts.

  • -Well, then -- -Stop talking so loud.

  • -It is a good thing that we're approaching the end of the line.

  • This is the Last Dab.

  • Let's make some noise for Jimmy and J.J.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • A heroic run.

  • We call it the Last Dab because it is tradition

  • around here to put a little extra on the last one.

  • You don't have to. -You do what?

  • -You dab the last wing, but you don't have to --

  • -With what? That? -Yep.

  • -That's hotter than that? Are you nuts?

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • [ Audience groans ] Oh!

  • -Alright, yeah.

  • [ Groans ]

  • -Alright.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -They're getting on their feet, and that means

  • that we have reached the end of the gauntlet,

  • approaching the finish line, and, Jimmy,

  • it's become a tradition here on "The Tonight Show"

  • for us to play a little game.

  • And there is so much -- -Alright, what's the rules --

  • -Nope, I'm done!

  • -So much anticipation for this weekend's Super Bowl

  • and, of course, the halftime performance with

  • J.Lo and Shakira.

  • So, with your brain on fire, tongue ablaze, mouth an inferno,

  • can you try to do an impression --

  • -I don't want to play any games, Sean!

  • -Can you do an impression of a Super Bowl

  • performer from years past?

  • J.J., it's up to you to try to guess the impression.

  • -Is this a prop? -No, that's straight milk.

  • Go ahead. -No, no.

  • -I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't.

  • -If you drink milk -- -When you breathe, it hurts.

  • -Yeah. What was the question? What was the question?

  • -An impression of a performer from Super Bowls past.

  • -Okay.

  • -Who?

  • [ Singing indistinctly ]

  • -Mick Jagger! -Yeah, yeah, perfect.

  • -Spot-on Mick Jagger. Let's make some noise...

  • [ Cheers and applause ] -Water?

  • -...for Jimmy and J.J.

  • -Cheers, buddy. -Cheers.

  • -Thanks to J.J. Watt and Sean Evans.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • You guys, Season 11 of "Hot Ones"

  • next Thursday on YouTube.

  • More "Tonight Show" after the break.

  • Stick around. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

-Sean, thank you for being here.

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