-The best show. -Yeah, it is!

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Hoo-ah!

This Thursday, a special double episode event...

-Yes. -...here on NBC.

Thursday nights on NBC is "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time.

So if anyone wants you to make plans on Thursday night, say,

"No, that's my 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' time."

-♪ "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time ♪

-Say it's "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time.

-♪ "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time ♪

-You know, so that's Thursday night.

-Wait. Is that a thing now?

Dude, I think we just are living in a thing right now.

[ Laughter ]

Dude, we're living in a thing right now.

-Oh, my God! We'll all be like,

"Remember when that started?!"

-"I mean, we were all there. You were sitting in the chair.

And I was sitting behind the desk."

[ Laughter ]

So -- [ Whack! ]

Thank you. [ Laughter ]

This Thursday is "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time.

-Yeah!

-And what's happening this season?

And it got picked up for another season.

-We're already -- [ Cheers and applause ]

-That's a good investment. -It's crazy.

-But it's really --

I heard the plot for this season is very funny.

-Thank you. -Yes.

-I think so. The writers are great.

-No, they are. They're really great.

But basically -- yeah. -Last season ends

with Andre Braugher's character, Captain Holt, getting demoted.

-So now you're his -- -So now you're his --

-We're all -- Yeah, we're all his bosses now,

and he's having trouble adjusting.

-And that would never happen in real life, would it?

-I don't think so. -No.

But it makes for some good comedy.

-There's a lot of stuff on a show about cops in our show

that doesn't happen in real life.

-'Cause it's fake. It's a television show.

-It's super fake. [ Laughter ]

-It's a comedy show. -Yeah.

-Is there any dream guest stars that you would want on the show?

'Cause you've had everybody on there.

I've seen Bill Hader on there be funny.

-Oh, yeah. -Maya's been very funny.

Sandler. Adam Sandler was on your show.

-Sandman was on there. -Yeah.

-Yeah. -Is there any dream guests?

-For us, there's one.

My character's obsessed with "Die Hard."

So we've long said getting Bruce Willie

would be, like, a huge thing. [ Cheers and applause ]

But -- yeah. -Bruce Willis watches our show.

-Does he watch it?

-He watches our show all the time.

-I mean, I've appealed many times for this.

I think maybe he's waiting for the end to surprise us

and, like, shock the world, or he hates me.

[ Laughter ] -No, no, no.

He's the coolest guy. -I love him.

-Bruce, trust Andy. Anything he does is great.

He really does -- You got to see "High Kickin'."

-Truly. -I mean, right?

That's what we should send to Bruce Willis.

-Truly. -We'll send him "High Kickin'."

-We'll send him "High Kickin'" and that'll get it done.

-"High Kickin'" and bear meat. [ Both laugh ]

-"High Kickin'" and bear meat. Do it, Bruce!

[ Laughter ] -Oh, my God.

Jorma says to do it, too.

Bruce, this won't happen to you if you agree to do this.

-Sitting in the dark is so much more depressing.

[ Laughter ] -Still eating raw meat.

-Not even lit. [ Laughing ]

-"I would do it if I were Jim."

-"If I were Jim." [ Laughs ]

You said, "I would do it if I were him."

-Yeah, that's what he said. Thanks, Jorm.

-I want to show a clip. Here's Andy Samberg

in the new season premiere of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine."

Take a look. [ Cheers and applause ]

-Okay, Doyle, it's time for the man hunter to hunt...man.

-♪ Ooh, ooh, here he comes ♪

♪ Watch out, man, he'll hunt you down ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, here he comes ♪

♪ Jake's a man hunter ♪

-Charles, I love that.

Keep doing the song while I work the scene.

-You got it. ♪ Doo doo doo... ♪

-Okay, the bullet lodged there is 4 feet below

the hole in the backdrop, indicating a trajectory

of about 15 degrees, which means the shot was taken

from either the second or third floor

of one of the buildings across the plaza.

-♪ Ooh, ooh, here he comes ♪

-That building's windows don't open.

-♪ Watch out, men, he'll hunt you down ♪

-That one's obscured by trees. -♪ Ooh, ooh here he comes ♪

-...which means the shooter must have been located...

-On the sky bridge! -♪ Jake's a man hunter ♪

-Officer Holt, I thought I stationed you...not here.

[ Laughter ] -Andy Samberg!

[ Cheers and applause ] Catch him on a new

"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" this Thursday at 8:00 p.m.

It's "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time on NBC.