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  • -Let's talk about "Brooklyn Nine-Nine."

  • -The best show. -Yeah, it is!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Hoo-ah!

  • This Thursday, a special double episode event...

  • -Yes. -...here on NBC.

  • Thursday nights on NBC is "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time.

  • So if anyone wants you to make plans on Thursday night, say,

  • "No, that's my 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' time."

  • -♪ "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time

  • -Say it's "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time.

  • -♪ "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time

  • -You know, so that's Thursday night.

  • -Wait. Is that a thing now?

  • Dude, I think we just are living in a thing right now.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Dude, we're living in a thing right now.

  • -Oh, my God! We'll all be like,

  • "Remember when that started?!"

  • -"I mean, we were all there. You were sitting in the chair.

  • And I was sitting behind the desk."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • So -- [ Whack! ]

  • Thank you. [ Laughter ]

  • This Thursday is "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time.

  • -Yeah!

  • -And what's happening this season?

  • And it got picked up for another season.

  • -We're already -- [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -That's a good investment. -It's crazy.

  • -But it's really --

  • I heard the plot for this season is very funny.

  • -Thank you. -Yes.

  • -I think so. The writers are great.

  • -No, they are. They're really great.

  • But basically -- yeah. -Last season ends

  • with Andre Braugher's character, Captain Holt, getting demoted.

  • -So now you're his -- -So now you're his --

  • -We're all -- Yeah, we're all his bosses now,

  • and he's having trouble adjusting.

  • -And that would never happen in real life, would it?

  • -I don't think so. -No.

  • But it makes for some good comedy.

  • -There's a lot of stuff on a show about cops in our show

  • that doesn't happen in real life.

  • -'Cause it's fake. It's a television show.

  • -It's super fake. [ Laughter ]

  • -It's a comedy show. -Yeah.

  • -Is there any dream guest stars that you would want on the show?

  • 'Cause you've had everybody on there.

  • I've seen Bill Hader on there be funny.

  • -Oh, yeah. -Maya's been very funny.

  • Sandler. Adam Sandler was on your show.

  • -Sandman was on there. -Yeah.

  • -Yeah. -Is there any dream guests?

  • -For us, there's one.

  • My character's obsessed with "Die Hard."

  • So we've long said getting Bruce Willie

  • would be, like, a huge thing. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • But -- yeah. -Bruce Willis watches our show.

  • -Does he watch it?

  • -He watches our show all the time.

  • -I mean, I've appealed many times for this.

  • I think maybe he's waiting for the end to surprise us

  • and, like, shock the world, or he hates me.

  • [ Laughter ] -No, no, no.

  • He's the coolest guy. -I love him.

  • -Bruce, trust Andy. Anything he does is great.

  • He really does -- You got to see "High Kickin'."

  • -Truly. -I mean, right?

  • That's what we should send to Bruce Willis.

  • -Truly. -We'll send him "High Kickin'."

  • -We'll send him "High Kickin'" and that'll get it done.

  • -"High Kickin'" and bear meat. [ Both laugh ]

  • -"High Kickin'" and bear meat. Do it, Bruce!

  • [ Laughter ] -Oh, my God.

  • Jorma says to do it, too.

  • Bruce, this won't happen to you if you agree to do this.

  • -Sitting in the dark is so much more depressing.

  • [ Laughter ] -Still eating raw meat.

  • -Not even lit. [ Laughing ]

  • -"I would do it if I were Jim."

  • -"If I were Jim." [ Laughs ]

  • You said, "I would do it if I were him."

  • -Yeah, that's what he said. Thanks, Jorm.

  • -I want to show a clip. Here's Andy Samberg

  • in the new season premiere of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine."

  • Take a look. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Okay, Doyle, it's time for the man hunter to hunt...man.

  • -♪ Ooh, ooh, here he comes

  • Watch out, man, he'll hunt you down

  • Ooh, ooh, here he comes

  • Jake's a man hunter

  • -Charles, I love that.

  • Keep doing the song while I work the scene.

  • -You got it. ♪ Doo doo doo... ♪

  • -Okay, the bullet lodged there is 4 feet below

  • the hole in the backdrop, indicating a trajectory

  • of about 15 degrees, which means the shot was taken

  • from either the second or third floor

  • of one of the buildings across the plaza.

  • -♪ Ooh, ooh, here he comes

  • -That building's windows don't open.

  • -♪ Watch out, men, he'll hunt you down

  • -That one's obscured by trees. -♪ Ooh, ooh here he comes

  • -...which means the shooter must have been located...

  • -On the sky bridge! -♪ Jake's a man hunter

  • -Officer Holt, I thought I stationed you...not here.

  • [ Laughter ] -Andy Samberg!

  • [ Cheers and applause ] Catch him on a new

  • "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" this Thursday at 8:00 p.m.

  • It's "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time on NBC.

-Let's talk about "Brooklyn Nine-Nine."

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Andy Samberg Pleads for Bruce Willis to Cameo on Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/03/08
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