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  • -How are you feeling after the Super Bowl?

  • I'm sorry your San Francisco 49ers --

  • -I'm a big Niners fan, yeah. -Yeah.

  • -I'm bummed, obviously.

  • -I saw this picture that you posted right before the game.

  • -Yeah.

  • Well, I'm a little bummed about this, too, actually, 'cause

  • the Niners, I guess, know that me and the Lonely Island guys

  • are fans of the team, so they sent us this.

  • -Yeah. -But my name was on the jersey.

  • So I was like, "I'm on the team!"

  • -Yeah, exactly. [ Laughter ]

  • -Then I found out I'm not.

  • -The hard way. -Yeah.

  • -You were ready to play. You were all suited up.

  • -By the way, they could've used me.

  • [ Laughter ] -At this point, yeah, why not?

  • -Could've used me! [ Laughter ]

  • -Oh, my God.

  • That's your new character, "could've used me" Guy.

  • -"Could've used me" Guy.

  • -"Could've used me."

  • But on a happier note,

  • your movie "Palm Springs" was at Sundance.

  • -Yes. -And you star in it as well.

  • And it sold for a record amount of money.

  • -That's right. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -A record. -Insane. Completely insane.

  • -How did it sell for a record amount of money?

  • -Well, the Sundance thing, when you get offers on the movies,

  • you stay up until 5:00 in the morning, negotiating and stuff.

  • And it was -- it's Neon and Hulu

  • who are the ones who ended up buying it.

  • And they came in with an offer that was very high.

  • It was an amount that would

  • match the highest sale ever at Sundance.

  • And it was 5:00 in the morning.

  • And I was there with Akiva 'cause we were with our,

  • you know, producer and people, and we're negotiating.

  • I was like, "Well, we should maybe ask to throw on

  • a dollar more and then make it the highest sale ever."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • And Akiva was like, "No, no, no.

  • We should ask for 69 cents more."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • And I was like, "Yes, that's right."

  • -That's a funnier -- [ Laughter ]

  • -"You should do that."

  • -So by 69 cents, you became -- you shattered the record.

  • -Shattered the record by 69 whole cents.

  • -That's what I'm talking about. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • That's a good negotiator right there.

  • -Yeah.

  • Life is a joke. -Life is a joke.

  • Everyone have fun.

  • I mean, you look like you and Kiv were having fun.

  • -We had a blast. -And Jorma.

  • -It's weird. Me and Kiv had a lot of fun at Sundance.

  • Jorm didn't end up making it. -What?

  • -Yeah, he couldn't find the hotel or something.

  • It was weird.

  • -Wow, that's bizarre. -Yeah.

  • -You don't know what -- Is he okay?

  • -I think so. I don't know.

  • -That's interesting

  • 'cause I follow Lonely Island on Instagram.

  • I know you guys post your stories.

  • Your story is much different than what Jorma was posting.

  • I don't know if -- Have you seen it?

  • -I think I saw a little of it. But, yeah, I don't know.

  • -Maybe it will help explain what happened to Jorma.

  • Take a look at what happened at Sundance.

  • -Oh, okay. Yeah.

  • -Hey, what's up, you guys? Sundance is going crazy.

  • It's just me and Kiv.

  • -It's so fun. I can't believe it.

  • -Hey, guys. Jorma here.

  • I've just been walking for awhile now.

  • I still can't find the hotel, though.

  • I'll be there soon.

  • I slept in the woods last night.

  • You can see the lake's frozen over,

  • so I couldn't get any fresh water.

  • -Yo, look at all these pieces that just got sent to us.

  • Oh, my God. [ Laughter ]

  • -He's coming. The bear's coming.

  • You son of a -- you son of a --

  • I [bleep] killed the bear.

  • ♪♪

  • This is my home now.

  • There is no hotel.

  • -Jorma --

  • -So it's the Lonely Island.

  • -Now I lay me down to sleep.

  • I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

  • [ Laughter ] -Wow.

  • I mean, do you see, that's much different.

  • -Yeah. [ Applause ]

  • -I'm worried about him.

  • -Oh, don't worry about Jorm. He's fine.

  • -Oh, really? -Yeah.

  • Did you see Post Malone in there, though?

  • -Yes!

  • -No, but I mean, Jorm, I'm worried that he's okay.

  • -Jimmy, Jorma is fine. He came with me here tonight.

  • I think he's sitting in the audience.

  • -Jorma, you're here tonight?

  • -Oh, I'm good, Jimmy. -Oh, my God.

  • -I've been eating bear.

  • -Oh, my God. He's eating raw meat. Good God.

  • -Yeah, he's good. -Okay.

  • -It's bear meat. It's bear meat. -Oh, it's bear meat.

  • Yeah, thank you, Jorm. Okay, good.

  • Alright, so I guess he is doing okay.

  • -Yeah. He's killing it. -Okay, good. He's doing okay.

  • -Living his best life. -I'm killing it.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Alright.

  • -I think we can all agree that was worth it.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • That's the biggest steak I've ever seen.

  • -That was a big bear. [ Laughter ]

  • -Still eating it. -He's still eating -- Jorm.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Have you made a shelter or anything in the woods?

  • -Oh, yeah, I've made a bunch of stuff, Jimmy. Yeah.

  • I'm doing real good.

  • -Alright, yeah, yeah. You look it. Alright.

  • Let's change the subject.

  • -He's going to throw up. -He's going to throw up.

  • -I'm used to this. [ Laughter ]

  • -Oh, my God.

  • [ Cheers and applause ] It doesn't even matter.

  • Oh, my God.

  • -The best part about this is Jorma was at home two hours ago.

  • And I called him to come do this.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -You got to show up for your buddy.

  • [ Laughter ] You got to show up.

  • -He's taking care of his kid.

  • And then he's like, "I'm eating raw meat on television."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I just feel bad for the girl next to him.

  • [ Laughter ] Oh, my God.

  • He's offering. He is very, very nice.

  • -You know what?

  • There's more than enough to go around, you guys.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Alright, everyone gets a bite of bear meat if they want.

  • Everyone can have a bite of bear meat if you want.

  • -Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Bear meat! -Bear meat.

  • -Bear meat! [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Come get it! [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • -Let's talk about -- -Yeah.

  • -Alright, let's talk about -- -He's fine.

  • -He's fine. -Yeah.

  • -Yeah, let's talk about something else.

  • -Jorma, you want to talk about "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"?

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Yeah. -Yes.

-How are you feeling after the Super Bowl?

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