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  • -Now, I thought I'd share some

  • of my favorite #WeddingFail

  • responses from you guys.

  • This first one is from @cjdoran11.

  • She says, "One of our friends was dancing

  • with a middle-age friend of the family.

  • He tied his tie around her head.

  • When he pulled it off, her wig came off with it."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -Oops.

  • -This one's from Hannah Sivongsak. [Suh-ve-nock]

  • Sah-ven-ock.

  • Hannah Sah-ven-ock.

  • [ Laughter ] -Hannah Sah-ven-ock.

  • -She says, "My husband is not a drinker,

  • but decided to do vodka shots

  • with practically everyone at the wedding.

  • He needed to be brought up to the hotel room

  • on a luggage cart.

  • [ Laughter and applause ] -Oh, wow!

  • -That's bad.

  • -I got a lotta baggage, baby.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -This one's from @GabiBracco.

  • She says, "The DJ played the wrong song

  • for the couple's first dance.

  • Instead of the U2 track they asked for,

  • he played "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • No, he has! -No!

  • -They found what they're looking for.

  • Please shut this off.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This one's from @clarac91.

  • She says, "My black dress ripped at a wedding

  • and I used a black Sharpie

  • to color in my thigh so you couldn't tell."

  • [ Laughter and applause ] Yeah!

  • -No, that's called thinkin'.

  • [ Applause continues ]

  • -I have a feeling that you could still tell.

  • -Well. [ Laughter ]

  • -This one's from @AnnieHowington.

  • She said, "Our photographer

  • [laughing] Photoshopped Jesus into our wedding photo."

  • [ Laughter and applause ] Look at this.

  • [ Cheering ]

  • I mean, we're religious, but we didn't witness a miracle.

  • I mean, yeah.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Can you believe this?

  • -Yeah. And the wedding never ran out of wine.

  • -No. -It was unbelievable.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • This one's from @EtEs97. [Ee-tez]

  • She said, "We requested a bus

  • to transport the seniors in the family to the venue.

  • It showed up fully loaded

  • with a stripper pole and disco lights."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • [as senior] Alright, there!

  • Here we go.

  • [ Vuvuzela blows ]

  • Here comes Alum!

  • ♪♪

  • -[Chuckling] -Next up, Metamucil!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • Ensure!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • AARP!

  • [ Vuvuzela blows ] ♪♪

  • [ Laughter ] Can't think of another one.

  • -I was looking over there. -Yeah.

  • -Try it again. Try it again.

  • -Yeah. Do one more.

  • ♪♪

  • -Me? -Yeah, you.

  • Okay.

  • Give it up for...false teeth!

  • [ Vuvuzela blows ] [ Laughter ]

  • Do you have another one?

  • I can't think of another --

  • -Another elderly product?

  • -Yeah.

  • -Ovaltine?

  • -Geritol's good.

  • -Give it up for Geritol.

  • -Oh, Geritol's a good one. -Geritol's good.

  • [ Laughter ] ♪♪

  • -Put your hands together for...

  • Geritol! [ Vuvuzela blows ]

  • [ Cheering and applause ]

  • Oh, the tennis balls are off!

  • The tennis balls are off!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Here comes Centrum Silver!

  • Yeah!

  • -This last one is from @thebaziness.

  • He says, "I tried to re-create the lift from 'Dirty Dancing.'

  • I cracked my wife's rib."

  • [ Audience oohing ] There you have it,

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  • go to thetonightshow.com/hashtags.

-Now, I thought I'd share some

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