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  • SO IS GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT CAME TO ME AND ASKED ME WHAT I WANT

  • TO SEE.

  • I SAID: "I WANNA SEE A WHEEL."

  • THEY SAID "DONE."

  • THEN I SAID "I WANNA SEE A WHEEL OF WHAT I WANNA SEE."

  • I SEE I WANNA SEE A WHEEL, A WHEEL I WANNA SEE.

  • THEY SAID JAMES, WE'VE DONE THIS SEGMENT LIKE 15 TIMES.

  • WE DON'T HAVE TO KEEP HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.

  • AND I SAID, "LOOK AT ME!

  • LET'S -- I WANNA WANNA SEE.

  • AND THEY SAID YEAH, WE GET IT.

  • AND THERE IT IS.

  • SO MERE E-HERE, THIS IS THE WHEEL I WANNA WANNA SEE.

  • ON IT, THERE ARE THINGS THAT JAMES MIGHT WANNA SEE.

  • TO BE CLEAR, NOT WHAT THE BAND WANNA SEE, NOT WHAT YOU WANNA

  • SEE.

  • NOT WHAT YOU AT HOME WANNA SEE, WHAT JAMES WANNA SEE.

  • SO I'M GOING TO GIVE IT A SPIN, SEE WHAT IT LANDS ON AND SEE

  • WHAT JAMES WANNA SEE IT.

  • TO BE CLEAR, IN THIS SITUATION, I AM JAMES.

  • SEE THERE, IT SAYS JAMES WANNA SEE.

  • THAT YOU PROBABLY KNOW SOMEONE CALLED EXPWRAIMS, DO YOU KNOW

  • SOMEONE CALLED JAMES?

  • IT'S NOTHING TO DID WITH HIM.

  • CLEAR?

  • IS ANYONE HERE WITH SOMEONE WHO'S CALLED JAMES?

  • ANYONE?

  • YES YOU'RE WITH SOMEONE -- ARE YOU CALLED JAMES?

  • SO YOU'RE WITH HIM MADAM.

  • I WANT YOU ARE T SCREAM WITH HIM, THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH

  • YOU.

  • >> THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

  • YEAH NO, THAT WAS TOO POLITE.

  • I WANT TO YOU SAY, THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!

  • >> THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!

  • (APPLAUSE) >> James: HAS THIS GOT

  • ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU?

  • >> NOPE.

  • >> James: DAMN RIGHT IT DOESN'T, TIM.

  • OKAY.

  • WE WELL SPIN THE WHEEL SEE WHERE IT LANDS AND SEE IF JAMES WANNA

  • SEE IT.

  • TO BE CLEAR: I AM JAMES.

  • STOP.

  • YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF WHAT IS AN INCREDIBLE SEGMENT.

  • YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF WHAT IS AN INCREDIBLE SEGMENT.

  • YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF WHAT IS AN INCREDIBLE SEGMENT.

  • A WOMAN, A WOMAN GIVING BIRTH TO A FULL GROWN COLLEGE FOOTBALL

  • MASCOT.

  • DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?

  • WELL I GIVE A (BLEEP) (APPLAUSE)

  • >> James: THE QUESTION IS: THE QUESTION IS: DOES EXPWRAIMS

  • WANNA SEE IT?

  • JAMES WANNA SEE IT?

  • JAMES WANNA SEE IT!

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: HENRY KISSINGER

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: HENRY KISSINGER

  • WINNING A NICK LODIAN KISS CHOICE AWARD.

  • DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS IS?

  • WHAT -- I THOIT IT -- OKAY I'M NOT GONNA, DOES JAMES WANNA SEE

  • IT?

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ JAMES WANNA SEE IT!

  • (APPLAUSE) >> James: RED HOT CHILI

  • PEPPER MOUNT RUSHMORE.

  • (APPLAUSE) >> James: WHY WERE YOU

  • SCREAMING?

  • IS IT BECAUSE YOU WANNA SEE IT, THAT LITTLE GANG?

  • >> YES.

  • >> James: NO!

  • I DON'T KNOW WHY I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW WHY WE DON'T JUST

  • FILM THIS IN REHEARSAL, ROB, IN AN EMPTY ROOM, AS IT SHOULD BE

  • DONE.

  • IF ONLY I COULD REMOVE YOU FROM THIS!

  • AHHH!

  • SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!

  • (LAUGHTER) >> James: DOES JAMES WANNA

  • SEE IT?

  • OKAY, I DON'T WANNA SEE IT.

  • (LAUGHING).

  • >> James: I DON'T WANNA SEE IT.

  • OKAY?

  • DO YOU KNOW WHY I DON'T WANNA SEE IT, BECAUSE I'M JAMES.

  • DARTH VADER WEARING SHORT SHORTS AND GIRLS, THEY ARE WORKING FOR

  • HIM!

  • HIM!

  • AGHAST DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?

  • >> IN ANNALS TO THIS I STILL WANT TO SAY (BLEEP) YEAH!

  • (APPLAUSE) >> James: APOLOGIES TO OUR

  • VIEWERS AT HOME.

  • (LAUGHTER) >> James: HAGAR JUST SAID

  • (BLEEP) JAMES, JAMES IN THE AUDIENCE, DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?

  • >> WHATEVER YOU WANT.

  • >> James: YES, YES!

  • (APPLAUSE) >> James: THAT IS AN AUDIENCE

  • MEMBER WITH RESPECT!

  • DARTH VADER WEARING SHORT SHORGSHORTSAND GIRL, THEY ARE WO

  • HIM!

  • PLEASE.

  • I JUST, FOR ONE MINUTE, RESPECT MY WISHES.

  • DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ FTION .

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ FTION .

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ FTION .

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ FTION .

  • >> James: OF COURSE HE WANTS TO SEE IT!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE "LATE LATE SHOW."

SO IS GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT CAME TO ME AND ASKED ME WHAT I WANT

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