Name: The Castlevania Trio Being Extremely Competent For (Almost) 3 Minutes
Uploaded: 2020-03-07T08:00:37.000Z
Duration: 2 min 54 s
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Would you please leave my testicles alone?

Find some more food, find some drink, get drunk, eat some food, move on.

Or, you get killed and they get eaten in the forest so none of you have to be sad!

I could pee in a bucket and tell him it's beer.

Please. This isn't a bar fight. Have some class.

[Trevor] I'm a nice person. I am! I know how to be nice!

[Sypha] Then why are most of the stories you've told me in the last few days about you arriving somewhere and then getting punched in the face?

That's because... everyone else is a horrible piece of shit!

Tell it to your floating vampire Jesus here.

Fortunate indeed, then, that I chose not to kill you and eat you, Belmont.

And that I decided against gutting you, flaying you, and turning you into shoes, Alucard.

Wait, Dracula taught a human woman how to be a doctor?

Naughty Belmonts. Hunting all the terrible things of the forest, but sitting on a magic door opened by occult language.

I didn't know it was a fucking magic door. Doesn't make us black magicians.

But you know that the word "teloc" means "of death", right?

...and he's a drunk and he's self-destructive...

Would you please... ugh! You are the most annoying...

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The Castlevania Trio Being Extremely Competent For (Almost) 3 Minutes

stick

ridiculous

annoying

encourage