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  • Hey guys, I'm Tracy

  • And I'm Andy.

  • And I cannot believe we're already at hometowns.

  • But before we talk about that--

  • We gotta get right to the real treat for today.

  • You guys have been asking where he's been.

  • We've been missing him like crazy.

  • Please welcome to The Cube for the first time

  • this season Corey Palent.

  • Yay.

  • I'm back.

  • I'm back.

  • He's back.

  • I missed you guys.

  • So it goes, as hardest to book--

  • No photos, please.

  • No photos.

  • Peter is the easiest.

  • Then you, then Tenille Arts.

  • She is tough to get.

  • You moved into a new house.

  • I did.

  • And so we got you a housewarming gift.

  • Here you go, Corey.

  • Yay.

  • Oh my gosh.

  • Show it to the people.

  • This is amazing.

  • It's a pillow that probably goes through

  • with everything in this house, with all the hunky bachelors.

  • Well, thank you.

  • All right, let's talk about this episode, because--

  • We got to get caught up with you.

  • Yes so we start this episode by going to Knoxville, Tennessee,

  • where Hannah Ann stayed.

  • Hometown.

  • And they go ax throwing.

  • Everyone in the place was wearing flannel.

  • What stuck out to me is how difficult it is.

  • They sit down, and as a reminder,

  • Hannah Ann had written him a letter about the things

  • that she loves about him.

  • With like little hearts, with like little doodle, doodle.

  • And then he decided, well, hello, I

  • wrote my thing about all the things I love about you.

  • Which was very aggressive.

  • Like, love.

  • It's one thing to say I like this about you.

  • But to say I love this.

  • That's implying, I think, that he loves her, right?

  • Oh, for sure.

  • If I'm her, I'm like I got this in the bag.

  • Do you think he's starting to say that he loves them

  • just because it's hometowns now, and he feels he has to say it?

  • It didn't seem genuine to me.

  • The thing that's interesting about him

  • is that no matter who he's with, that's the person.

  • Right?

  • Like everyone he's with, that's the one.

  • That's the winner.

  • And that's the challenging part, I think,

  • about this season is that there's no frontrunner.

  • And like I never thought that Kelsey was

  • going to get as far as she did.

  • Ever.

  • She's the biggest 180 in the room.

  • After the champagne, I was like, oh this girl is out.

  • We go when we meet Hannah Ann's family.

  • We got the tease that the dad was going

  • to be really tough on him.

  • And he was.

  • But to me, the star of this date was Hannah Ann's sister.

  • I mean, Haley for Bachelorette, am I right?

  • She is very pretty.

  • She cried because she was so happy for Hannah Ann.

  • Has a heart of gold.

  • Dad and Peter sit down.

  • Peter says, I'm in--

  • I'm falling love your daughter.

  • I'm going to tell her that.

  • And he says until you know for sure, you do not do that.

  • Which was totally fair.

  • Totally fair, except that then Peter

  • went around, and said your dad told me not to, but I love you.

  • Why did he do that?

  • Ugh.

  • It's him saying it to every one of them.

  • That's what I'm saying--

  • This is one of those things where you realize that he

  • has no clue what he's doing.

  • No.

  • Then we go to Des Moines, Iowa.

  • Kelsey's hometown.

  • They're at a vineyard.

  • What should your wine be called?

  • He's like mm-wine You're like that's the best you could do?

  • Kelsey has clearly fallen the most, it seems.

  • Like, she is ready for marriage.

  • She definitely cries the most.

  • She's in love.

  • But then Kelsey tells him that she's in love with him.

  • Gosh, can you imagine like having

  • to come up with different ways to be like thank you.

  • Uh-huh.

  • Yeah, this is me.

  • I love you, Tracy.

  • That is wonderful news.

  • Yeah, OK.

  • And that's what he had to do.

  • He kept doing that.

  • I love you, Tracy.

  • Hooray.

  • Say it again.

  • I love you, Tracy.

  • You make me happy.

  • I was just like Peter, Peter.

  • So then we go and we meet her family,

  • which is like a very cute, sweet family.

  • They seem really nice.

  • Just her mom's side, though.

  • Oh, right.

  • OK, so we got that big tease.

  • Yeah.

  • --that she's talking to her dad, but her mom doesn't know.

  • And so I was expecting--

  • I totally thought it was going to come.

  • Was going to come up.

  • On the hometown.

  • I thought dad was going to show up.

  • Right.

  • Didn't happen.

  • Didn't address it.

  • We are left wondering.

  • Yeah.

  • So the big takeaway from this date

  • was that Kelsey's mom was very concerned

  • about this whole thing.

  • Yeah.

  • Because Kelsey falls hard.

  • She goes-- has she cried in front of you?

  • He was like, yes.

  • She's actually only stopped crying twice.

  • She's literally like a grandfather clock.

  • Every hour.

  • [CRYING SOUND]

  • Then we head on down to Auburn, Alabama,

  • home of the Auburn Tigers.

  • As they say, War Eagles.

  • Do you know that?

  • No.

  • I did know that at all.

  • But I will say, like you had referenced

  • she's like the queen of Auburn.

  • Oh, everybody knows her.

  • They cleared off the basketball court,

  • and they're shooting hoops.

  • Great ball handling skills.

  • Then they go meet the family.

  • The mom, the two, sisters and then the dad that is, what?

  • 16 years old?

  • OK, the most important thing about this episode

  • is that Madison and her mom talk about that religion

  • has kept her from having sex, essentially.

  • She's a virgin.

  • All I keep thinking about is that if she's not the one,

  • you got gotta cut her.

  • Because he really hadn't talked about his faith at all,

  • until they had their one on one.

  • Where then he was like yeah my faith, too.

  • But it's so strong, at which that is amazing,

  • that's a lot for another person to live up to.

  • Yes.

  • If you don't feel that strongly.

  • Well, it doesn't seem like he is there,

  • because he kept saying yes, I'm a Christian man.

  • But I can work on getting to where you are, which implies

  • that you're not there now.

  • I thought he was going to cut her in this episode.

  • Also, when you have sex in a windmill five times.

  • That's what I was going to say.

  • The family all knows he's that--

  • That he's horny.

  • [CAR HONKING]

  • But that family's like not our daughter.

  • Yes.

  • So then we traveled to Virginia Beach for Victoria F's date,

  • and they go and they just had to do old time photos.

  • They kept laughing.

  • She's like oh my god.

  • I'm wearing a hoop skirt.

  • But then, they go to this bar.

  • And who's there?

  • Is Hunter Hayes from Virginia Beach?

  • I know.

  • I was like, oh.

  • By the way, Peter and Victoria probably not

  • going to get a recording contract anytime soon.

  • [BANJO PLAYING]

  • Hunter Hayes sang it better.

  • All of the people were there, just like--

  • Oh, I know.

  • [INTERPOSING VOICES]

  • The cell phones.

  • How do they rid of that?

  • There was a woman in a hat.

  • She was like this.

  • So that happens, and he's like that was the best day.

  • Hey, Marissa.

  • That was the best intro.

  • How's your mom?

  • Good.

  • Here's the thing.

  • Victoria is terrible.

  • Yeah.

  • [CRICKETS]

  • And he comes out with his roses, and he's got them still.

  • Looking miserable.

  • Let's go sit down.

  • This is the thing that I was so mad about.

  • And he didn't give her the flowers.

  • He threw them on the ground.

  • Just get through the date, and then do it.

  • Right.

  • And he's like, I mean, do you think

  • I could really go meet your family and not talk about this?

  • And it's like yes, you can go meet the family.

  • You did it to the other ones.

  • You just ruined a chance to meet her family.

  • Yes, what you do is meet the family,

  • and then the next day go to her hotel, in true "Bachelor"

  • form, and then be like, hey, can we talk?

  • Yeah, and also what's the family going to think?

  • Oh, that guy didn't come in.

  • But we want you to marry him.

  • Don't you think those people were so excited, and telling

  • all their friends?

  • The Bachelor is coming, we're going to meet her boyfriend.

  • They even got Nana out of bed.

  • To get weird ear kisses.

  • By the way--

  • That's going I'm going to greet you

  • in the next episode, the next recap--

  • What are you doing?

  • Anyway, they don't even do the date.

  • They say goodbye.

  • The next day, they come to the hotel yeah

  • and have a conversation.

  • He didn't want to see her, and it's like all right.

  • Then they go to the hangar.

  • This is a very fashionable group of ladies.

  • They all got out and I'm like, I love that outfit.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I think it was made clear that he is a brunette kind of guy.

  • Oh, completely.

  • Because who got the X?

  • Kelsey also took it like a champ, though.

  • After all he did, after all the crying,

  • she's "Paradise" for sure.

  • Right, we forgot to cross off Victoria P and Tammy.

  • Sorry.

  • So now we're down to Hannah Ann, Madison, and Victoria F.

  • Right.

  • AKA, the people he wants to windmill with.

  • Windmill with, yes.

  • Way, is that actually how we say it?