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  • NOW WE'VE GOT A LOT OF GREAT SHOWS COMING UP, SO IF YOU WOULD

  • LIKE TO COME AND SEE ONE IN PERSON, YOU CAN HEAD TO 1I

  • OTA.COM, CLICK ON THE CLINK THAT SAYS THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

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  • YOU'LL TELL ME YOU'RE THINKING OF BECOMING AN ACTOR AND YOUR

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  • YOU'LL ASK IF I HAVE ANY ADVICE AND I'LL RECOGNIZE A LITTLE BIT

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  • TO BE AN ACTOR, YOU HAVE TO PURSUE IT 100%.

  • COMPLETELY INSPIRED BY MY WORDS, YOU'LL IMMEDIATELY DROP OUT OF

  • SCHOOL AND START AUDITIONING NONSTOP.

  • IT'LL BE HARD AT FIRST, STRUGGLING TO PAY RENT AND EVEN

  • BUY GROCERIES.

  • AND THEN WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST AND THE ONLY THING LEFT IN YOUR

  • FRIDGE IS A HALF A CAN OF BAKED BEANS, YOU'LL BOOK SOMETHING.

  • IT'S JUST ONE LINE BUT IT'S AN AARON SORKIN MOVIE AND YOU

  • FREAKIN' NAIL IT.

  • OVER THE YEARS, YOU'LL BUILD ON EACH ROLE AND I'LL KEEP TABS

  • ON YOUR CAREER FROM AFAR, LIKE A PROUD BUT DISTANT FATHER.

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  • PROCEDURAL ABOUT THE COAST GUARD AND THE PREMIERE WILL DEBUT TO

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  • DURING THE FALL PROMOTIONAL SEASON, OUR SHOW'S BOOKER WILL

  • REACH OUT TO ME AND SAY, “WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE HIM ON THE

  • SHOW?” AND I'LL SEE YOUR NAME, SMILE

  • AND SAY, “YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT SURE HE'S READY YET.”

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW!"

NOW WE'VE GOT A LOT OF GREAT SHOWS COMING UP, SO IF YOU WOULD

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