THE BAD NEWS KEEPS PILING ON FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP.

AS YOU KNOW, HE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL.

WELL, NOW A NEW WHITE HOUSE TELL-ALL BOOK DETAILS YET

ANOTHER EMBARRASSING INCIDENT.

WHILE TAKING PART IN A NEW DOCUMENTARY, TRUMP REPORTEDLY

STRUGGLED SO MUCH TO READ A PASSAGE FROM THE CONSTITUTION

THAT HE GREW FRUSTRATED AND BLAMED NEARBY STAFF.

HE WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T FIND WALDO!

WHERE IS WALDO?!" IN TRUMP'S DEFENSE, THE

PRESIDENTIAL OATH OF OFFICE SAYS HE WILL "PRESERVE, PROTECT, AND

DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION."

THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE ABOUT BEING ABLE TO READ IT.

THIS IS TRUE, AT ONE POINT, TRUMP LASHED OUT ABOUT THE

WORDING OF THE CONSTITUTION AND SAID IT WAS LIKE A, "FOREIGN

LANGUAGE" TO HIM.

AND HIS STAFF WERE LIKE "HM, WE KNOW."

HERE WAS A CRAZY STORY THAT WE SAW.

HERE WAS A CRAZY STORY THAT WE SAW.

A MAN IN CHINA ENDED UP NEEDING EMERGENCY SURGERY AFTER HE TOOK

MATTERS IN HIS OWN HANDS AND TRIED TO CURE HIS CONSTIPATION

BY SWALLOWING LIVE EELS.

THE EELS HAD TO BE SURGICALLY REMOVED.

SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T TRUST WebMD.

NOW I'M SUPPLIES SURPRISED IT DIDN'T WORK, BECAUSE SWALLOWING

A LIVE EEL WOULD DEFINITELY SCARE THE (BLEEP) OUT OF ME.

A LIVE EEL WOULD DEFINITELY SCARE THE (BLEEP) OUT OF ME.

THEY CAN MAKE INK BECOME INVISIBLE.

>> THE COLOR CAN BE INSTANTLY TURNED OFF.

>> THE LASER PENETRATES AND RENDERS THE COLOR COLORLESS.

>> James: IT'S LIKE A TEMPORARY TATTOO BUT WAY MORE

PAINFUL.

YOU CAN SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE FOOBLGHT TEAM UNTIL THEY LOSE

AND THEN YOU'RE JUST LIKE WHAT, GREEN BAY, NO, NEVER LIKED 'EM,

NEVER LIKED 'EM!

TATTOOS THAT CAN BE TURNED ON AND OFF.

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

I MEAN IT'S KIND OF DISTURBING TO SEE SOMEONE YOU'RE USED TO

SEEING WITH TATTOOS SUDDENLY NOT HAVE THEM.

FOR EXAMPLE, THIS IS POST MALONE WITH HIS SIGNATURE FACE TATTOOS

AND HERE HE IS WITH HIS FACE TURNED OFF.

CHILLING.