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  • Thank you for being here.

  • I appreciate it today more than ever, more

  • than I did yesterday, and tomorrow I

  • will appreciate it more tomorrow than today because life

  • is short.

  • I have mentioned before that we tape the show in advance,

  • and we taped yesterday's show last week.

  • Whoof.

  • Today is Monday, and yesterday was Sunday.

  • It happened to be my birthday and the Grammy Awards.

  • I was nominated.

  • I didn't win.

  • Not the point.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Yesterday was supposed to be a celebratory day,

  • and then we got tragic news about Kobe Bryant,

  • and everything changed in a second.

  • And that's what I want to talk about.

  • Life is short, and it's fragile, and we don't know

  • how many birthdays we have.

  • So just-- we don't have to have a birthday to celebrate.

  • Just celebrate life.

  • And if you haven't told someone you love them, do it now.

  • Do it.

  • Tell people you love them.

  • Call your friends.

  • Text your friends.

  • Hug them.

  • Kiss them.

  • Be nice to the people at the DMV.

  • They're people.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Be nice to them.

  • And I love each and every one of you.

  • I know that you wait for tickets, and you get here,

  • and you pick out your TV outfits,

  • and you do your TV hair.

  • And I appreciate it very much.

  • And I know that I am lucky to have

  • a wife who loves me so much even though I don't have a Grammy.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I get to come to work every single day with people

  • who make me laugh.

  • I love everybody I work with.

  • And I can't believe I get to introduce this amazing guy

  • every single day.

  • I love him so much.

  • This is tWitch.

  • [MUSIC - ANDERSON .PAAK, "COME DOWN"]

  • (SINGING) If I get too high, now, Sugar, come on.

  • I might never come down.

  • Never come down.

  • You know I might never come down.

  • Let me get down.

  • You might not never come down.

  • Now, let me comd down.

  • Now, you might might never come down.

  • Let me come down.

  • It took too long to get this high off the ground.

  • Don't run.

  • Just stay awhile.

  • Come on.

  • Can't beat it.

  • Can't beat it.

  • Can't beat it.

  • Can't beat it with the big bad door.

  • Can't see her with these pitch-black Gucci pants one.

  • Let me take these bitches off.

  • Let me get the full scope.

  • Hold up.

  • Huh, full screen.

  • HD.

  • Let me take another picture.

  • Let me pull it to the preshow.

  • Whoa.

  • Cool beans, cool beans.

  • That's a whole lot of reefer.

  • Let me help me you with the preroll.

  • You drank up all my liquor.

  • Come on.

  • What I'm supposed to do now?

  • You talking all that sh--.

  • Come on.

  • You gonna have to back it up.

  • If I get too high now, sugar, come on,

  • I might never come down-- never come down.

  • You know I might never come down.

  • Let me get down.

  • You might--

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • I love you.

  • First off, happy birthday, and I love you.

  • I love you.

  • I love you.

  • Honestly, with that being said, there's like--

  • and I'm sure you all can agree that, like, this

  • is the perfect place to be right now.

  • When you need this kind of inspiration

  • and a little boost of love like this,

  • there's no better place to be than with you

  • to kind of get this right now.

  • So thank you, and I love you.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Yeah, literally I was backstage before the show started.

  • That's why it took me a minute to get out here

  • because I was seeing to tWitch, because we've both

  • been sad today--

  • and I said, we're going to go out there

  • and we're going to just fill the room with love because that's

  • what everyone needs, and then I come out here and fall apart.

  • I'm so sorry.

  • Hi, I'm Andy.

  • Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel

  • so you can see more awesome videos like videos

  • of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,

  • like ball peen hammer, and also some videos of Ellen

  • and other celebrities, if you're into that sort of thing.

  • [SHOUT]

  • [BLEEP] God!

  • [BLEEP]

Thank you for being here.

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