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  • Hey everybody, welcome back to my channel... HI!

  • That was everything was!Was it? Yeah! I thought maybe I did bad. Oh, you killed it. Like I should retire

  • All right move over. I'll take over the channel. Bye

  • Today we have the iconic Garrett Watts in the building. He came all the way to Calabasas. Thank you so much

  • I loved the drive! I was listening to music. It was a fun time amazing. Hey, I can't tell you why you're here

  • Well here you beat your face, right? Well that but I think the only reason why Garrett's here is because um, jenna Marbles said no

  • I'm always I'm always the backup in most situations. It's like 8th on the list, right? But now I'm the afterthought!

  • Never felt rejection before.. So today is actually a really special day. It's your birthday. Oh, yes

  • I can't believe this because you wanted to come in hang out with me. Yeah. No, this is so I feel special

  • Well, yeah, you said you had video games pinball machines and you're just wonderful. So yeah

  • Hey, yeah, we were just playing my pinball downstairs. It's addicting. Yeah, it's amazing

  • you have an Angelica Houston tattoo. I do we bonded Adams family work. So today, um,

  • Garrett is gonna do my makeup now you are

  • Makeup king. Yeah, like you he's actually the person that goes around into all the also employees and teaches them how to do

  • That needs to be coarser

  • Yes, okay now when you look at all this shit in Fernie what comes to mind oh

  • I think what comes to Mike

  • You know what? Honestly this is like this is like being in an alien environment for me. It really is like full disclosure

  • I don't know what any of this stuff is. It's like looking at like a like a doctor's desk with all these weird tools

  • Oh

  • Foundation Oh highlighter. These are paint brushes. Yeah exactly. These are big paint brush

  • Yes, when I look at their friggin kiss and they're just more like fluffy. Oh you and love that. Yeah

  • I just want to take one other touch. Can I ask questions? That's anything? What's that? Who's that for? Is that a salad tongs? Oh

  • Yeah, you would serve salad with ice so way that's art. Why does it smell good? What is this?

  • What do you use this time? It's from Italy. That's a necklace. Actually, it's a crocodile Giuseppe Zanotti

  • Cute little moment hanging out right there. Oh, are you kidding me?

  • like

  • Chillin, wait that was weird. Ah cute

  • Oh my god, it's just so beauty accessori, huh? Yeah, that's it. You just wear it. That is so crazy

  • There's a where it's shirtless. Oh, that's fun. I tend to keep my shirt on. Wait. Can I tell you something?

  • Yeah, I brought something. Oh, oh, okay. Okay, so it's sorry. It's really big. I brought no problem here

  • Well, yeah, cuz I thought you liked makeup one time. I was at like a like a garage sale hold this up. Oh

  • Sorry here

  • I was at a garage sale

  • Once upon a time and I opened this box up and it was just full of makeup

  • And I said, hey, why is this here?

  • And she said oh because I used to be a makeup artist and I'm quitting

  • And she said do you want it for twenty dollars? I say yeah like your this is so real, right? Yeah

  • It's so real so Annette. I sometimes goof up

  • like oh

  • Yeah, boy

  • You touch everything I did like it like a video where I became it and there's all these like gross. Oh wait. Look at this

  • Fresh scab for a Halloween makeup. Oh, oh my god. This is chanel

  • Limited edition hookups can we zoom in on the hair limited edition?

  • Is that a beard hair a pubic hair? What's going on there? Garrett told me that everything. Oh, okay

  • Did you really get his idea garage sale? Is she sold this whole thing to me for $20? This is really good powder

  • Can I have this? Yes

  • Some of this is like like brand-new and then some of it is not yeah

  • She said she did - well I - oh blasco's really good like Hollywood makeup. Yeah. She said she did blade - I think

  • Caller mates. Wow that good stuff. Oh my god a little mac bag. This is like vintage matte cosmetic stuff

  • Oh my god cue

  • bad

  • Like a brand-new powderpuff. She used on me today. You can use it to wipe away my sweat

  • So you

  • Actually did eh, I tried following a Geoffrey start to Torah makeup tutorial. Yes

  • Iconic video. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so glad you got to use my name for your sponsor. Okay?

  • Check when you respond it up. It's like when you said you watch it

  • I was like, oh god, I'm gonna just grab a bunch of products and I'm gonna say hey,

  • This is for this and you just you know

  • Your canvas, I'm nervous. Like how much is this stuff? Also I googled last night how to do makeup

  • They were like twelve steps. It was like foundation primer. Yeah. I just kind of skimmed it

  • I'll teach you I need to know because when I did your makeup for the video, I followed a Geoffrey start tutorial

  • I just kind of goofed around a little bit and like kind of tried but not really cuz Shane and Ryland were behind me like

  • Hassling me so I couldn't really like it wasn't that good. Yeah in the end I use Cheetos and stuff

  • I saw yeah burned home really burned my eyes

  • Yeah, I don't want that people are gonna learn right now that I'm the king of makeup and I'm going to do very good

  • So yes

  • Okay, cool, okay, so we're gonna go describe a bunch of products

  • Um and we're gonna you're gonna see how I get ready and you're gonna do me

  • I'm so nervous so primer so the sir primer is to lay down before the foundation

  • So it sticks and it just lasts all day. Okay. So what's the price point for this little moment?

  • You think that's probably oh I'd say fifty to eighty dollars. Oh, okay that good. Yeah, you're guessing high which I live for us

  • So this this new primer is 120. Damn. Yeah, someone let you apply it. Okay

  • Oh, it looks like should I wash my hands or something? I know they're fine. I mean I'm good

  • I don't like put my hands on my butt or anything like they're normal hands. Sorry

  • Just put on all my little fingers. They're not little

  • They're clean good apply it evenly and just smooth me down. Are you serious? Yeah, this is so exciting. Oh, yeah

  • I'll never touch faces that often. Really. Yeah, I got me more aggressive. Okay?

  • Okay, so now it's like

  • Foundation. Oh, I thought that we go is first, but I don't know

  • No, that goes next okay now is gonna help cover the pimples the wrinkles and everything else that life may give you okay

  • Let me get into let me foundation you wait, how much do I use?

  • Okay

  • Okay, are you nervous yeah, I'm a little nervous

  • Okay, it's just like that yeah, you gotta lie with your hands oh that's too much

  • No, you told me to bounce me to balance all of your face out with me. Oh, okay. Oh, is that what people say?

  • Yeah, okay. Oh, wait. What am I doing? A smock expensive skincare and caramel

  • I don't know what expensive skincare smells like but it smells good if they're asking kiss. Okay, great

  • Wait, is that you teach me out of like shade

  • Can I do like a little bit of like subtle like yeah, so shade everyone. I here James Charles is a real nut head

  • Okay, I'm sorry I don't know is one of my smartest friends okay, I he was really cool I don't know from you man

  • He was really really. Oh wait. I'm not shading. Sorry. I'm being too sweet. Okay you as bonkers

  • Or am I doing more on your face? Yeah everywhere. You know what? This is like this is like a video game

  • I'm not kidding. It's really like a video game. That's why I think I love that not I'm gamifying it

  • Like I'm imagining that I'm squashing a little bad guys on your face. Mmm, you know what I mean?

  • This is great. Oh, yeah, I love that. Oh my gosh, everyone loves it. You're getting a rash probably Oh what it happened? Okay cute

  • Okay concealer. Okay. It's basically a lighter foundation

  • That's thicker

  • Mmm, this is crazy. Okay. Alright, so I'm it now you can do I kind of know what this does

  • I kind of know that I'm shaking. Oh my god more. Oh, really? Yeah, you're wild for this. Do you know that Oh,

  • And not many I do a little on the nose. Can I do a bit your lip? Yeah, okay

  • I will just this one huh? Wait, this is a look. This is a fucking look. Oh, sorry. You've got your actual

  • I don't mind. All right. Wait. Can I can I touch the back of your head? Oh my god. He's like get into this

  • I feel like I'm it right now and you're like honking. I'm honking my nose. Whoa

  • Okay, I think I mean do you like it? I love it. Maybe Pink's for real. I loved it

  • I loved that remake that they did. What about the first one? I love the first one - it scared me

  • That's why I didn't like a tattoo in my back. Shut up

  • Anyway, did you like the new one? Yeah, I live

  • You should get like the new one wait

  • This is exciting because no one knows how I did but the viewer cuz you are looking at yourself, huh? You're right

  • Whoa, what if I look fucked what if you look great, I mean we're going out for your birthday later

  • So, let's hope I don't look horrible. So we're gonna set all your great work

  • Oh my concealer your spray a whole people do that. Yeah, I would do old school drag queens

  • They set their face of Aqua Net. That is perfect. Can't relate. Oh, that's efficient. L1 game. Oh, you should know

  • Yeah, that's gotta be a hundred dollars this my like 16. Oh, never mind toss it -

  • That's it. Oh, was that too much? That's perfect

  • Okay, I'm gonna use press it into the skin and pray for me and do I like layer it or no?

  • Lauri just is like okay. Alright, let's see. Let's just see how you do. I'm gonna do this

  • I'm gonna do a little bit of a for it. Okay. Okay, is that oh

  • It burns does it?

  • Yeah, I put a face mask on the other night and I had to Google like do I need help it burns so bad

  • Why don't you call me? We work here?

  • Now we are good there. Whatever it burns. Call me

  • We're gonna contour her I googled this a little bit last night people said it was hard it is. Oh, okay

  • Oh wait, I have an idea whenever I have gossip, I do this. Oh

  • It's not that oh

  • You know what? It smells like hmm. It smells like um, like a like a like an old lady who's like cool. Yeah

  • Yeah, she like gets it. Okay. I'm going to contour the hell out of you. Buckle up chief

  • All right, all right

  • Wait a little more you want more mm more baby. Oh if it's too much

  • All right. We're just give Gary an early birthday gift. I got my Fitbit next to my Gucci. Yeah

  • Jeffery keeps giving me Red Bull. So I'm all jacked up and I'm shaking. I don't really drink those that often

  • They're nice. I guess I'm going to actually die right now

  • This is my favorite part was like the desert makeup the highlighting highlighting. So you see how this bitch - like the metal cheekbones

  • That's what we're gonna do. So you say bitch. Yeah, Oh with the middle cheekbones

  • Yeah, Oh like highlighting a local metal how people look like usually they just do it in facetune though if you're talentless

  • Yes, so this is highlighting. Okay. Oh, you look great. Oh I shall this picture of my uncle as you did yesterday

  • He was like, oh my god. Do you never know? Oh, that's so sweet

  • Oh wait, I have something to tell you my sister's makeup artist. Okay, so I called her last night. Her name is man

  • Do you know all she really makeup artist? I promise. No, she's a professional makeup, but she has her own studio everything

  • She's a makeup artist

  • Okay

  • So I was gonna like call her for like backup you like help

  • But she was like just turn your best cuz she gave me some tips

  • But they're my secret tips and you're about to see what they're nicer

  • I'm okay. We're gonna highlight using the new jeffree star cosmetics 24 karat gold. Oh wait, this is a Geoffrey star product

  • Yeah, I hear that. This is the absolute best product and the makeup game

  • Wait, what is this one smelling Oh regret love it. Can I use this brush?

  • Didn't want you I can give you one

  • that's me that's supposed to be for this or you can just go full on and you can highlight me like I don't give a

  • Fuck really. Yeah. No, I want to use this one. It's more like it's like I got this wait

  • Is that too much weight this one?

  • Are the cheeks right like just cheeks Cupid's bow

  • Tip of the nose on my eyebrows and so I don't have any eyebrows. Okay. Oh, oh, that's clever. Oh

  • Damn, all right

  • Oh my god, I can't believe that I have to stop, you know doing YouTube videos

  • I'll just be a makeup runs like God, right? Okay. Alright, you know no wish what they upload more