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  • TALK ABOUT, LET'S GET STARTED.

  • AS YOU KNOW TOMORROW IS VALENTINE'S DAY.

  • EVERYONE EXCITED?

  • YES?

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) BUT I UNDERSTAND YOUR EXCITEMENT

  • BECAUSE ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL VALENTINE'S DAY IS AMERICA'S

  • FAVORITE HOLIDAY BEATING EVEN CHRISTMAS.

  • YEAH.

  • (LAUGHTER) WHICH IS AMAZING BECAUSE IT

  • ISN'T A [BLEEP] HOLIDAY.

  • (LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

  • YOU HONESTLY, I'M TELLING YOU, YOU AMERICANS HAVE GOT TO STOP

  • WITH THESE MADE UP FAKE HOLIDAYS.

  • (LAUGHTER) WHERE DOES THIS END?

  • WHAT IS NEXT, WE'RE ALL GOING TO BUY EACH OTHER GIFTS FOR ARBOR

  • DAY?

  • I MEAN COME ON.

  • LET'S JUST LET IT BE A DAY.

  • I LIKE VALENTINE'S DAY, I DO.

  • WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE.

  • THERE IS CANDY, THERE IS CHOCOLATE, THAT IS THERE BIG

  • HOLE INSIDE OF YOU YOU TRY TO FILL WITH CANDY AND CHOCOLATES.

  • SCRAL ENTIEN'S DAY OR AS A LOT OF COUPLES CALL IT, ARE YOU SURE

  • YOU DON'T WANT TO DO SOMETHING THIS YEAR, HONEY, NO, I'M

  • TOTALLY SURE, OKAY, WE WON'T.

  • WHY AREN'T WE DOING ANYTHING.

  • YOU CLEARLY DON'T LOVE ME DAY!

  • YOU KNOW HOW I SAID OTHER COUPLES AND NOT ME AND MY WIFE.

  • (LAUGHTER) HERE'S HOW MUCH AMERICANS LOVE

  • THIS MADE UP HOLIDAY.

  • ACCORDING TO ESTIMATE THIS YEAR AMERICANS ARE EXPECTED TO SPEND

  • AN AVERAGE OF $200 PER PERSON ON VALENTINE'S DAY GIFTS.

  • AND THEY WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD PASS THAT

  • INFORMATION ON TO THEIR PARTNERS.

  • PEOPLE PLAN TO SPEND $200 ON GIFTS THIS YEAR.

  • HERE'S HOW IT BREAKS DOWN.

  • $5 ON A GIFT, AND THE REST ON SAME DAY SHIPPING.

  • (LAUGHTER) IT'S TODAY, OH MY GOD.

  • NOW VALENTINE'S DAY IS HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE.

  • AND IF YOU ARE DREADED TOMORROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE RECENTLY BROKE

  • UP WITH SOMEONE, DON'T WORRY, A ZOO IN TEXAS HAS YOU COVERED,

  • RIGHT.

  • THEY SAID THEY WILL NAME A COCKROACH AFTER YOUR EX AND FOR

  • A SMALL DONATION THEY WILL FEED IT TO A ZOO ANIMAL ON

  • VALENTINE'S DAY.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IT IS JUST A BIT OF FUN.

  • LISTEN, IF YOUR ANSWER TO A BAD BREAKUP IS COCKROACH SACRIFICE,

  • I'M STARTING TO SEE WHY YOUR EX LEFT YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.

  • A ZOO WILL WRITE YOUR EX'S NAME ON A COCKROACH AND FEED IT TO AN

  • ANIMAL.

  • NOT TO BE OUTDONE A NEARBY AQUARIUM WILL ALSO MAKE A

  • SPECIAL DEDICATION IF YOUR EX GAVE YOU CRABS.

  • DON'T CLAP, DON'T YOU DARE, STOP, NO, NO.

  • NO.

  • YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THAT.

  • WE'RE NOT, YOU ARE.

  • AND IF YOUR TRUE LOVE, IF YOU AND YOUR TRUE LOVE ARE STILL

  • LOOKING FOR DINNER PLANS TOMORROW NIGHT, ONE RESTAURANT

  • CHAIN HAS RECENTLY BECOME QUITE THE ROMANTIC HOT SPOT.

  • THIS IS TRUE.

  • THIS 24 HOUR ROADSIDE CHAIN WAFFLE HOUSE IS NOW ACCEPTING

  • RESERVATIONS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.

  • AND THEY'RE EVEN OFFERING A SPECIAL MENU FOR THE OCCASION.

  • YEAH, YOU'VE HEARD OF RESTAURANTS HAVING A BLUE PLATE

  • SPECIAL.

  • THIS IS MORE OF A RED FLAG SPECIAL.

  • (LAUGHTER) AND THIS IS NICE.

  • FOR AN EXTRA $5 YOU CAN GO BEHIND THE WAFFLE HOUSE TO

  • SELECT A COCKROACH TO FEED TO.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WAFFLE HOUSE IS OFFERING A

  • SPECIAL MENU WHERE YOU CAN GET A ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DAY MEAL

  • FOR TWO INCLUDING THIS STACK OF PANCAKES THAT SAY GIRL, YOU CAN

  • DO BETTER.

TALK ABOUT, LET'S GET STARTED.

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