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You're excited to be here.
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But are you excited for the Super Bowl this Sunday?
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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It's like the Super Bowl of football games.
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That's what it's like.
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How many 49ers' fans are here?
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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How many Chiefs' fans are here?
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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How many people just like to woo and clap and [INAUDIBLE]..
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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Yeah.
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It's sad when your team doesn't make it.
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I'm friends with Drew Brees, as you can see.
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His jersey is up there.
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I love Drew Brees.
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I love the Saints.
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[APPLAUSE]
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They lost in the playoffs.
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And then I'm friends also with Aaron Rodgers.
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And I was rooting for the Packers.
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They lost in the playoffs.
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So here's what I'm going to do.
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I am going to become friends with all the NFL quarterbacks.
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So I can't lose #relatable right there.
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Everyone wants their team to win.
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That's why some people become fans of teams for cities
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they're not even from.
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You'll ask them why they're Boston Patriots fans.
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And they like, oh, my uncle's college roommate
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knew a guy who spent the summer in Boston.
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No one ever does that for losing teams.
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No one ever says, you know, some elaborate story just
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to root for the Cleveland Browns.
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They say the Super Bowl is the most watched sporting event.
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I think it's the least watched sporting event, as well.
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Because you go to a Super Bowl party,
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no one's watching the game.
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Everyone's talking the whole time, eating guacamole dip.
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And all of a sudden someone's like, shh!
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The commercials are on.
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No one wants to miss a second of those.
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A lot of people say the commercials are actually
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the most exciting part of the game.
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And I couldn't agree more, especially because this year I
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got to make a Super Bowl commercial with my wife.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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#relatable.
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People also love gambling on the Super Bowl.
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A lot of them spend--
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anything.
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They will bet on anything at all.
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Like, who will win the coin toss?
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Or will they pour orange Gatorade on the coach's head?
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Which is a dumb bet.
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That's why I put $500 on purple Gatorade.
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This is like our Super Bowl show.
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And you can make bets here, too.
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You can bet how many times Andy is going to be on his phone
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during the show.
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Or if Mary's rash will flare up.
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No.
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It's hard to see, because it's under the clothes.
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Or if these two will make out by the end of the show.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
