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  • >> James: WELCOME BACK.

  • AND A WELCOME BACK TO STEVE'S FACE.

  • LOOK AT THIS GUY.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I MEAN STEVE, YOU LOOK

  • SENSATIONAL.

  • IT'S GORGEOUS TO SEE THAT WEAK CHIN OF YOURS AGAIN.

  • >> THANK YOU, YEAH, THAT WAS-- YEAH.

  • >> James: IT IS SO GREAT.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • LET'S' MOVE ON, LET'S.

  • >> JAMES.

  • >> James: YEAH.

  • >> YEAH, IT WAS A LITTLE-- BET WE HAD FOR THIS.

  • YOU SAID YOU WOULD PAY ME TEN GRAND IF I DIDN'T SHAVE FOR A

  • YEAR.

  • SO $10,000 PLEASE.

  • >> James: NOW, WELL, CUZ I-- .

  • >> AN AGREEMENT IS AN AGREEMENT.

  • >> James: OKAY, I WILL FIGURE IT OUT.

  • I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

  • >> GREAT, THANKS.

  • >> James: AT SOME POINT I WILL FIGURE IT OUT.

  • >> I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY ANY MORE MUSIC UNTIL WE GET THAT

  • CHECK.

  • YEAH,.

  • >> Reggie: I THINK IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.

  • >> James: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, REG.

  • >> Reggie: I KIND OF AGREE.

  • YEAH, UNTIL WE SEE THE MONEY, WE CAN'T REALLY PLAY.

  • >> (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: BUT I'M SAYING, I'M SAYING-- GUILLERMO.

  • I-- I WILL PAY-- I CAN'T DO IT NOW NOW, I HAVEN'T GOT IT NOW,

  • LOOK, I CAN'T DO IT NOW.

  • WE'RE ON TV.

  • >> NO MONEY, NO MUSIC.

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, FINE, ALL RIGHT, WE WILL DO IT THIS WAY.

  • WE'LL DO IT THIS WAY.

  • >> OKAY, STAND DOWN.

  • >> James: LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT.

  • HE IS THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF LITTLE AMERICA, PLEASE WELCOME

  • THE INCREDIBLE KUMAIL NANJIANI.

  • (APPLAUSE) HE STARS IN SCHIT'S CREEK,

  • PLEASE WELCOME DAN LEVY.

  • (APPLAUSE) >> I WANT TO SAY, I'M NOT

  • (APPLAUSE) >> I WANT TO SAY, I'M NOT

  • ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS UNTIL THEY GET PAID.

  • US LITTLE PEOPLE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER.

  • >> I'M ALSO NOT ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS.

  • HOW LONG IS THIS SEGMENT SUPPOSED TO BE, UNTIL THE

  • COMMERCIAL BREAK?

  • HOW MUCH TIME.

  • >> FIVE TO SEVEN MINUTES.

  • >> SEVEN MINUTES OF SILENCE?

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GOING TO SEE IF YOU ARE GOING TO

  • ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS AND WE'LL JUST FIND OUT.

  • >> OH, WE'RE ALL TBING TO SEE.

  • >> James: WE'RE ALL GOING TO FINE OUT.

  • OKAY, LET'S FIND, A A SHAME WE WON'T BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT

  • SCHIT'S CREEK.

  • BECAUSE ALSO STT FINAL SEASON.

  • >> WELL, CAN I TALK ABOUT-- (APPLAUSE)

  • >> IT'S SUCH A GREAT SHOW.

  • IT HAS BEEN LIKE, IT IS REALLY FUNNY, AND IT IS REALLY

  • EMOTIONAL, REALLY MOVING.

  • HOW DOES IT FEEL LIKE-- .

  • >> James: OKAY, OKAY, FINE, WAIT, WAIT, HANG ON, ALL RIGHT,

  • FINE, THERE IS THE QUESTIONS, OKAY.

  • I AM GOING TO GO AND GET THE MONEY.

  • YOU CARRY ON.

  • (APPLAUSE) >> OKAY COULD I ACTUALLY READ

  • WHAT IS ON HERE.

  • >> WHY NOT?

  • >> ALL RIGHT.

  • BETWEEN YOU TWO YOU HAVE FOUR OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE EYEBROWS ON

  • THE PLANET.

  • >> WOW.

  • >> STARTING THE SHOW OFF STRONG.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> CAN WE DO AN EYEBROWOFF TO SEE WHOSE EYEBROWS ARE THE BEST.

  • >> WELL, YOURS ARE CLEARLY THE BEST.

  • >> NO, YOURS ARE GREAT.

  • >> STOP IT.

  • >> YOU HAVE LIKE.

  • >> YOU DO YOU HAVE MAINTAIN YOURS.

  • >> YEAH, IT'S ONE THING, DUDE.

  • I DON'T MUCH ELSE, I JUST NEED TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE KNOW IT'S

  • TWO.

  • THAT SAUL I DID, IS A DIFFER RENT YAITION, OTHER THAN IT IS

  • STRIRKLY ONE LINE ACROSS THE FRONT.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> IF I GROW A MUS TACH I LOOK LIKE AN EQUAL SIGN.

  • (APPLAUSE) >> CAN YOU WORK YOURS.

  • >> OH.

  • >> CAN YOU DO TRICKS, PARTY TRICKS.

  • >> YEAH, YEAH.

  • >> WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

  • >> ALL RIGHT, I GO FIRST.

  • >> YEAH, YOU GO FIRST, YOU ARE THE MODEL MOVIE, ARE YOU LEADING

  • THIS.

  • >> I CAN DO LIKE THE STANDARD ONE.

  • YEAH.

  • CAN I DO BOTH.

  • WE CAN DO THAT, CAN I DO ONE TOO.

  • I'M JUST SHOCKED HOW EASILY IMPRESSED THESE PEOPLE ARE.

  • SOMEWHERE, SOMEONE IN A CONTROL ROOM IS LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON!

  • >> THIS IS UNUSABLE.

  • >> HIGH QUALITY CONTENT.

  • >> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE

  • IS TALKING ABOUT, I'M GOING TO THROW UP A PICTURE.

  • THIS IS THE OLD KUMAIL.

  • >> BY THE WAY, DO THIS.

  • OKAY.

  • CAMERA THREE.

  • >> OKAY, I'M GOING TO GRAB THIS.

  • THIS IS THE NEW (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

  • >> OKAY!

  • YES.

  • >> OH, WOW, HERE YOU GO.

  • RIGHT.

  • >> PAY TO THE ORDER OF.

  • >> YEAH, TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> UH-HUH.

  • >> ZERO CENTS.

  • >> OKAY.

  • THIS IS-- USEFUL PROTEST.

  • >> IT WORKS.

  • >> DON'T PUT THAT DOWN YET.

  • >> James: DONE, THERE WE GO.

  • SEE?

  • (APPLAUSE) >> CHEERSZ

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> JAMES-- .

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT WOW.

  • I FEEL GREAT.

  • >> James: I JUST RAN BACK BECAUSE I WAS LIKE I AM NOT

  • MISSING TALKING ABOUT THIS.

  • THE BOD ON EVERY BODY'S LIST.

  • >> I HAVE I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

  • >> WHAT ARE THEY STH.

  • >> AM MY MIND PART OF THE MARVEL FITNESS PLAN AND THERE IS JUST

  • IN MY MIND, YOU WAKE UP, WHAT TIME, 4 A.M.

  • ARE YOU MASSAGED AWAKE BY MARVEL PEOPLE WHO THEN SPOON FEED YOU

  • LIKE SOFT FOOD AND THEN SLOWLY GUIDE YOU INTO THE GYM?

  • HOW DOES IT WORK.

  • >> James: HOW DOES IT WORK.

  • >> IT IS ACTUALLY NOT SO DISSIMILAR TO THAT.

  • YOU DID GET UP VERY EARLY.

  • >> James: WHAT TIME.

  • >> GENERALLY AROUND 4:30, 5, YOU GET UP.

  • >> I'M OUT.

  • >> James: SOUP AT 4:PO, TO DO WHAT?

  • >> WELL, YOU ARE ARE GO LIFT, AND THEN YOU SHOOT, LIKE RICHARD

  • MADDEN WHO IS IN THE MOVIE AND HE LUKES AMAZING, HE WAS ALWAYS

  • THE FIRST AT THE GYM.

  • SO HE WITH GET UP-- .

  • >> James: IS DL A MARVEL GYM IN LONDON WHERE ALL THE HEROES

  • ARE AND LIKE CHRIS HEMSWORTH S LIKE HEY, MAN, IS THAT WHAT ST

  • LIKE.

  • >> YEAH, WHEN HE SHOWS UP IT IS SOMETIME TO LEAVE.

  • HE IS LIKE LIFTING MORE WEIGHTS THAN EVERYBODY.

  • >> IT IS ASTONISHING.

  • >> I AM GOING TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW AND I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT OF

  • PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE NEW BODY, I REALLY LOVED THE OLD

  • BODY.

  • >> OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

  • >> I REALLY DID.

  • AND I KNOW THAT NOW DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT UP?

  • >> YEAH, IF I LOSE IT, I'M NEVER GETTING THAT BACK.

  • BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT TOOK TO GET THERE.

  • IF I HAD KNOWN WHAT IT WOULD TAKE TO GET TO LOOK LIKE THAT, I

  • WOULD HAVE NEVER DONE IT.

  • AND NOW I KNOW SO IF I LOSE T I'M GOING BACK TO THAT GUY WHO'S

  • LIKE HEY, THIS IS ME.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> BUT YOU LOOK INKRIDDABLE.

  • THIS IS SOMETHING SO FAR.

  • >> I HAVE TWO PAIRS OF SPANX ON BECAUSE I WAS SITTING BESIDE

  • KUMAIL.

  • >> GOOD FOR YOU.

  • >> I CAN'T PULL OFF A TURTLE NECK LIKE THIS, ARE YOU CRAZY?

>> James: WELCOME BACK.

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