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  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> YES, Y'ALL, WE ARE BACK WITH

  • BILL AND ALI.

  • WE'RE FEELING GOD.

  • THE VIBE IS AMAZING.

  • ALI, CONGRATULATIONON YOUR INCREDIBLY BOOK AT YOU HAVE

  • WRITTEN.

  • CALLED DEA GIRLS, IT IS SO FIRE

  • WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT HOW YOU DROVE TO SAN DEGO WITH YOUR MOM

  • AND UGHTER.

  • >>H YEAH.

  • >> I DROVE TO SAN DIEGO, I DROVE TO SAN DIEGO IN GRIDLOCK

  • TRAFFIC.

  • ON FRIDAYFTERNOON IN MY RAF4.

  • AND I HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

  • AND-- ONE OF THOSE MOMENTSES AND MOVING THROUGH MOL ASS, IT JUST

  • WASN'T MOVING.

  • AND THEN I WAS LIKE I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD, GIV ME ONE OF

  • LLY'S DIAPERS.

  • AN AT THE TIME MY DAUGHTER W THREE.

  • SIZE THREE DIEP ARES SO IT WAS MEANT TO ONLY HOLD THE PEE OF

  • BEING.5 POUND YEAROLD HUMAN AND THEN I PUT IT IN MY

  • UNDERWEAR AND I PRESSED IT TO MY PUNANY AT2:30.

  • >> WERE YOU DRIVING.

  • >> I WAS DRIVING, ONE HAND ON THE WHEEL, PRESSED THEIEP TORE

  • MY PUNANY.

  • I LOOKED LIKE A GANGSTER AND IT FILLED UP IN ABOUT THREE

  • SECONDS.

  • I WAS LIKE MOM, GIVE ME ANOTHER DIAPER AND ANOTHER ONE AND

  • ANOTHER ONE.

  • >> HOW FAST WAS THIS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE YOUR-- DOWN BECAUSE CAN

  • >> YOU ARE STOPPING.

  • >> YOU HAD TO STOP, AND THEN CHANGE THAT.

  • >> I WAS IN TRAFFIC, YEAH.

  • >> THAT IS IMPRESSIVE.

  • >> THAT IS IMPRESSIVE.

  • >> I AM BRAGGING RIGHT NOW.

  • >> YOU ARE NEXT LEVEL.

  • >> GO ON.

  • AND THEN I WENT THROUGH FIVE DIAPERS.

  • AND I WAS LIKE I DID IT.

  • I WAS LIKE I DID IT I AM WINNING AT LIFE, HAVI STLEE

  • GENERATIONS OF WOMEN IN HERE, I'M HAVING IT ALL, DRIVING TO MY

  • SHOW, WITH MMOM, MY DAUGHTERS,-- STARTED PLAYING ON

  • THE RADIOMENT AND I WAS FLING IT UNTIL I REALIZED THERE WAS A

  • POOL OF PE ALL AROUND MY FEET AND-- YOKNOW, I FAILED.

  • >> THAT IS THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE STORY I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY

  • LIFE.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> TOURING IS NOT GLAMOROUS.

  • >> THESE STORIES AND MORE ALL HERE IN THIS BOOK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> YES, Y'ALL, WE ARE BACK WITH

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