Name: Ali Wong Needs More Than 5 Baby Diapers In an Emergency
Uploaded: 2020-03-06T20:33:18.000Z
Duration: 2 min 34 s
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> YES, Y'ALL, WE ARE BACK WITH

ALI, CONGRATULATIONON YOUR INCREDIBLY BOOK AT YOU HAVE

WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT HOW YOU DROVE TO SAN DEGO WITH YOUR MOM

>> I DROVE TO SAN DIEGO, I DROVE TO SAN DIEGO IN GRIDLOCK

AND-- ONE OF THOSE MOMENTSES AND MOVING THROUGH MOL ASS, IT JUST

AND THEN I WAS LIKE I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD, GIV ME ONE OF

SIZE THREE DIEP ARES SO IT WAS MEANT TO ONLY HOLD THE PEE OF

BEING.5 POUND YEAROLD HUMAN AND THEN I PUT IT IN MY

UNDERWEAR AND I PRESSED IT TO MY PUNANY AT2:30.

>> I WAS DRIVING, ONE HAND ON THE WHEEL, PRESSED THEIEP TORE

I LOOKED LIKE A GANGSTER AND IT FILLED UP IN ABOUT THREE

I WAS LIKE MOM, GIVE ME ANOTHER DIAPER AND ANOTHER ONE AND

>> HOW FAST WAS THIS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE YOUR-- DOWN BECAUSE CAN

>> YOU HAD TO STOP, AND THEN CHANGE THAT.

I WAS LIKE I DID IT I AM WINNING AT LIFE, HAVI STLEE

GENERATIONS OF WOMEN IN HERE, I'M HAVING IT ALL, DRIVING TO MY

SHOW, WITH MMOM, MY DAUGHTERS,-- STARTED PLAYING ON

THE RADIOMENT AND I WAS FLING IT UNTIL I REALIZED THERE WAS A

POOL OF PE ALL AROUND MY FEET AND-- YOKNOW, I FAILED.

>> THAT IS THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE STORY I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY

>> THESE STORIES AND MORE ALL HERE IN THIS BOOK.

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Ali Wong Needs More Than 5 Baby Diapers In an Emergency

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