Name: Coronavirus: Is This How We Die? | The Daily Show
Uploaded: 2020-03-04T21:01:14.000Z
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It's the worst global pandemic since "Baby Shark."

There are now over 80,000 confirmed cases

and we're ready to do whatever we have to

The level that we've had in our country is very low,

I'm gonna ask Mike Pence to say a few words.

Vice President Mike Pence will be in charge

of America's effort to contain the coronavirus.

'cause Mike Pence has a lot of experience in this area.

He's been quarantining himself from women his whole life.

This is great. And some might be worried,

some might be worried because, when Mike Pence was governor

when he didn't follow the advice of public health officials.

But, I'll be honest, I still feel safer with him

Because Trump, first of all, if you saw the briefing,

didn't seem to know anything that we didn't.

It's like he just gets his news online with us.

Just like, "I-I saw a thing. It looks bad.

"It's like some people have it. A lot of people have it.

And earlier, earlier this week, earlier this week,

he seemed less concerned about a pandemic hurting people

than he was about it hurting the economy.

'Cause that's Trump's real nightmare, right,

Yeah. He would be like, "No, not my poor stock market.

"Not Wall Street. I'll nurse you back to health

It's a KFC bucket poured with Diet Coke."

about the coronavirus earlier this week--

I'm not gonna lie-- it wasn't exactly reassuring.

you know, very well under control in our country.

The people are getting better. They're all getting better.

I think that whole situation will start working out.

a lot of brainpower's being put behind it.

There's a very good chance you're not gonna die.

Okay, we're-we're definitely all gonna die.

You know, Trump-Trump is great for jokes,

but, in times of crisis, Trump is the worst person

Trump is like, "Yeah, maybe. You never..."

Like, he's the kind of parent who would freak

Be like, "Daddy, there are monsters under my bed.

"Nobody knows. I mean, you could have swallowed a tiny monster,

"and it's growing in your tummy right now. (chuckles)

Nobody knows. All right, good night, buddy."

So, the question is, what is the latest news from the coronavirus

Well, let's find out in our brand-new segment

Today's catastrophic threat to humanity is the coronavirus,

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