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  • Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

  • - Because it's pointless. - Mm-mm, mm-mm.

  • Come on, bro. I was just Jo-Jo-king.

  • [laughing]

  • Did you Siwa I did there?

  • [spitting]

  • - Hey guys, it's Daniella. - And I'm Amarr.

  • - Hey everyone, it's JoJo. - And I'm Owen.

  • And this is the Spit it Out Challenge 2.0.

  • You're gonna see us go head to head in a good old-fashioned joke-off.

  • You spew you lose!

  • Why did the cell phone need glasses?

  • It lost all its contacts.

  • [crickets chirping]

  • Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

  • 'Cause all the fans left.

  • Ha.

  • OK...

  • Alright, wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper?

  • Never mind, it's tear-able!

  • [laughing]

  • [gargling]

  • Hey, are you swishing it around in your mouth? It's not mouth wash.

  • Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

  • Because then it'd be a foot.

  • Hmm?

  • Your foot.

  • Your nose.

  • Your foot-- if that was a foot long, then it'd be a foot.

  • OK, OK.

  • [laughing]

  • Wait, I'm not talking yet.

  • [laughing]

  • How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern?

  • With a pumpkin patch.

  • What did the scientist take for his bad breath?

  • [spitting]

  • I didn't realize you were gonna--

  • You went zero to a hundred so fast with the jokes.

  • Oh, I get it, OK.

  • [laughing]

  • Mm-mm.

  • Wait, now I'm laughing.

  • What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

  • A can't opener.

  • [spitting]

  • Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

  • All the fans left.

  • [spitting]

  • Is that one? Is that a point?

  • - That's a point. - That's a point.

  • Got enough water?

  • [laughing]

  • What do you call someone who plays tricks on Halloween?

  • Prank-enstein!

  • [laughing]

  • Go ahead, spit, spit.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh!

  • OK.

  • What do you call a bear with no-- What is-- oh.

  • What's a--

  • Oh, oh good stuff.

  • What's a bear with no teeth called?

  • A gummy bear.

  • Why couldn't the bicycle stand by itself?

  • Mmm.

  • It was too tired.

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • - No, I got more. - I don't know why I laughed.

  • I'm so ashamed, OK.

  • How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

  • You rocket.

  • - Mm. - Oh, do you get it?

  • It's a tricky one.

  • Why do fish live in salt water?

  • Because pepper makes them sneeze, achoo!

  • [laughing]

  • OK, let's do a bucket check. Let's see who won.

  • All of Owen's is on the floor.

  • I couldn't help.

  • You missed the bucket though most of the times.

  • Honestly, it's pretty close.

  • It is.

  • - Well... - Yeah, I don't know.

  • - You know what it's kind of hard to tell. - Kind of hard, kind of hard.

  • So let us know in the comments who you think won.

  • - It's me. - Me.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

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