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  • - Hey guys, before this video starts,

  • I just want to let you know that I filmed this

  • like over a month ago, so that's why

  • my pregnancy belly is suddenly missing.

  • But also, I want to know what you guys want to see next.

  • So, at the end of this video I'm doing a poll

  • and you can pick what my next Youtube video will be.

  • So please, watch to the end and here's the video.

  • JoJo, come in! - No!

  • - Hi guys, I'm Colleen Ballinger

  • and this is JoJo Siwa - Hi, friends!

  • - and that's Rachel Ballinger.

  • I'm in JoJo's bedroom right now because,

  • that sounded really weird, right?

  • - I wanna say that was creepy, wow.

  • - I'm with JoJo right now because

  • she is letting me give her a makeover.

  • I'm the last person who should ever give anyone a makeover.

  • - Why?

  • - I'm literally wearing overalls right now (laughs).

  • JoJo is one of my favorite people in the whole world

  • and I'm about to go on tour. - Oh, you're sweet.

  • - When this comes out, I will be on tour.

  • Come get tickets, come see me, buy my book.

  • ♪ I'm on tour and I'm comin' to your city

  • Now you're goin' round town like a little kitty

  • - Isn't the song like that (laughs)?

  • - I am shook because I literally don't know my own songs

  • 'cause once I write them and put them up,

  • I never listen to them. - You never listen to them.

  • - So at first I was like what is she singing,

  • that's kind of cute. - (laughs loudly)

  • - And then I realized, I was like, I think I wrote this!

  • But today, JoJo's gonna let me do her hair.

  • - I don't know why (laughs).

  • - I'm so excited. - I'm excited to see it.

  • - You're gonna do my hair and my makeup, right?

  • - Yeah I'm gonna give her a makeover like full-on.

  • I don't know how to do makeup,

  • you can tell by the fact that I didn't blend-in

  • my purple eyeshadow today. - Your makeup looks cute!

  • - Do you want me to do hair first,

  • makeup first, outfit first?

  • - I would've said hair last so that

  • it's down for the littlest amount of time as possible.

  • - (laughs loudly) Alrighty, so...

  • Can I go to town? - Yeah!

  • - Should I fully cake her face?

  • - Cake her face, cake her face!

  • - Should I James Charles your butt?

  • - I'm getting hot.

  • - This isn't even gonna be your color.

  • - Can I put not white on?

  • - Just saying. - Yeah, stalling...

  • - And this is better, cause... - This is NOT my color.

  • - No it's not even a little bit (laughs).

  • - I think that you are literally probably

  • the one person that I would let do this to me.

  • - I know, I am shocked you're letting me do this right now.

  • - Go like this: Mmm... - Mmm (group laughs loudly)

  • - Ew! So much snot just went on this

  • and I'm not gonna clean it!

  • - We need a lot of (laughing)...

  • - We love a hard time. - We love splotchy salad.

  • - Good enough, that's how I do makeup,

  • by the way... good enough! - Good enough!

  • - My way that how I do my makeup's like

  • if you go like this to me like, huh (laughing),

  • then you're like oh, it's okay.

  • But if you look closely, you're like, "Oh, God!"

  • That's the look I'm going for.

  • Whenever in Beauty Guru videos

  • when they're like "I'm using the Morphe 372 for the crease"

  • I'm like, I'm using the big brush for my face

  • and the little brush for my eyes.

  • Should I contour next, or should I do eyes next?

  • - Contour! - I don't know how to contour.

  • Suck in your cheeks, girl! Okay, that's a thing.

  • (laughing) Just dirt on your face.

  • Is that good, not that it matters 'cause I'm just gonna

  • put it wherever I want and make you look dirty.

  • I have to move this closer,

  • 'cause you guys have to see the disaster.

  • It's like a dirty nose (laughing).

  • - You gotta charge your toothbrush?

  • - I slick my hair with this. - Oh! (laughing)

  • - Listen... (faint music playing)

  • ♪ I don't really care about what they say

  • ♪ I'm comin' back like a boomerang

  • - Come here! - Sorry.

  • - Moving on, do you have brushes for your eyeballs?

  • - (gasps) You look like a drag queen.

  • - Love that, (gasps), oh God!

  • - I think it's gonna look cute when I'm done.

  • Let me live my freaky life.

  • I never said I was good at makeup, okay?

  • This brush does nothing.

  • - Yeah, it's the brush, it's not me.

  • Um, you look like a peacock.

  • (Rachel belches)

  • - Whoa. - Love that.

  • - [Rachel] It's the Coca-Cola.

  • - It's the baby.

  • - Rachel's pregnant with a high-top shoe.

  • My High Top Shoes

  • - [Rachel] Hey, I got twins in me.

  • - JoJo wanted me to have twins.

  • She thought I was having twins.

  • - I really genuinely thought...

  • - I mean, I'm kind of living for this look.

  • I'll clean it up, but like

  • I think I'm gonna love it in the end.

  • - I haven't worn eyeliner in literally three years.

  • - I love eyeliner.

  • (silence)

  • Oh, I hate silence.

  • (Rachel singing) (laughing)

  • I'm just trying to figure out what I wanna do here.

  • - Buffalo Hot Wings is shaking.

  • (laughing)

  • - Okay, girl. (group laughing and mumbling)

  • - Sorry! - Just don't make me laugh.

  • - [Rachel] You still haven't done her brows, just saying.

  • - I know, I'm working on it! (group laughing)

  • She's requesting that we don't do lipstick 'til the end.

  • - That's a true fact, I just don't like lipstick;

  • it just bugs me. - Yeah, my life.

  • - You want me to move this forward?

  • - Oh my gosh, this is the moment.

  • - [Rachel] The mound of hair ties,

  • oh you did it all in one!

  • - Yeah bish - Yas.

  • - It's not that crispy today.

  • - No I showered two days ago.

  • - [Rachel] Do you sleep in it in a ponytail?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Does it hurt when it's down?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Oh my gosh who are you?

  • Oh my gosh what if it all falls off?

  • - [Rachel] I was just thinking that.

  • - 'cause there's so much hairspray in it.

  • I'll come back to it if I have time.

  • - You look different! You look so different!

  • It is just blowing my mind! (laughs)

  • So, I don't know how much space is doing that.

  • - Okay, so I'm gonna curl.

  • I'm gonna do it layer-by-layer.

  • I feel like that will be boring for you guys to watch,

  • so I'm gonna time-lapse this, mothafucka.

  • (electronic music)

  • - I'm gonna change her clothes - You're not gonna do that!

  • I'm gonna put on lipstick. I'm gonna do the final reveal.

  • She is spazzing, we're almost there, we're almost there.

  • - What do you think?

  • - (gasps) Oh my God.

  • - Come back! (laughter)

  • - I look like a middle-aged woman!

  • - (laughs) You look pretty!

  • - My hair looks great, but my orange face!

  • - Yeah your makeup is pretty bad.

  • I love it! Alright, we need to close this out

  • so that she can take it off, because she was--

  • - [Rachel] You have to show your mom!

  • - Okay, we can show my mom.

  • I hate this.

  • - (laughs) It looks really cute!

  • - [Colleen] Her makeup is a hot mess,

  • but I think her hair looks good!

  • - [Mom] I love it!

  • - [Colleen] She wants to kill me.

  • - It's really cute! It's really cute.

  • - [Colleen] I know, doesn't her hair look pretty?

  • - I love the hair. - You're moving the hair.

  • - [Colleen] The makeup is a hot mess,

  • but they wanted me to do pink and like, craziness.

  • So it looks like-- (record skip)

  • - No, we said you could do whatever you want.

  • - [Rachel] Yeah, I think it's really cute.

  • - If we woulda done what I wanted to do,

  • it would not have been this orange makeup.

  • - [Mom] God, the hair looks really cute.

  • - [Colleen] Yeah, the hair looks cute, right?

  • (laughter) - What is this? What?

  • Wow.

  • - [Colleen] Is that like good?

  • No! Don't do it! (laughter)

  • - The before and after. - Yeah, no.

  • - [Colleen] I am shook!

  • (group affirming) - Real shook.

  • - [Colleen] I know! It's crazy! (laughs)

  • - But I like that one.

  • - You need to put a jacket on,

  • I think the shirt is making you

  • feel like you're not yourself.

  • Put like a little pink jacket on.

  • - [Colleen] I think it's the hair that's making her...

  • - [Rachel] I love the hair.

  • - Wait, do we want a sequined jacket?

  • - [Colleen] Go for it. You can wear whatever you want,

  • you let me take your hair down.

  • So you can wear whatever you want.

  • - [Rachel] Does your hair hurt being down?

  • - I hate it. (laughter)

  • - [Rachel] Okay, I didn't ask if you liked it,

  • I said, "Does it hurt?"

  • - We're working on her honesty. (laughs)

  • - I can't even get over what you look like.

  • You look so different.

  • - [Colleen] I know. Well it's all about to come off,

  • so I had to have you guys see it.

  • - Hey wait, can I be you in a blog?

  • - [Colleen] Yeah. Oh, that's me in a blog?

  • Yeah, every ten seconds touching my hair.

  • - Now that I have hair down, I can mess

  • with my hair when it's down.

  • This is your dream, isn't it?

  • - It is! I love it! - I think it looks so pretty!

  • - It makes me feel happy that you have good hair left.

  • - [Colleen] Yeah! (group laughing)

  • - Ty, you post it! - I won't!

  • - [Mom] Okay.

  • - Alright, thanks for watching, everybody!

  • We're gonna go cut my hair on JoJo's channel.

  • - Yes, and I'm giving you payback!

  • - Oh, thanks. - You're getting payback.

  • So go subscribe to JoJo and watch her snip off all my hair.

  • Make sure to come see me on tour and get my book and--

  • Don't touch it! It looks good!

  • Okay, we're leaving, bye!

  • Okay so, I know I look rough,

  • but that's because I am rough, honey.

  • Pregnancy ain't no wonderful life.

  • I'm very grateful to be preggers,

  • but I have been going through it

  • (belches) Okay! What?

  • So we're gonna do a poll.

  • I'm having a hard time figuring out what videos to post.

  • Because when I post pregnancy videos, people get real mad.

  • But when I don't post pregnancy videos, people get real mad.

  • So I'm just gonna let you guys pick what my next video is,

  • because clearly when I pick, you guys don't like it.

  • So the next video I'm gonna post is either going to be

  • seeing my baby for the first time in 3D with my in-laws.

  • Or I can post me giving you all the secrets

  • about my new book, "My Diarrhe."

  • There's a lot of little hidden secrets

  • in that book that nobody knows about

  • that I'd love to share with you guys.

  • Or I could do Erik and I reacting to Erikleen videos.

  • - [Erik] What?

  • - Cause before we were out and about

  • telling people we were together,

  • there was a lot of conspiracy videos about me and Erik.

  • And so we've been wanting to do,

  • well I've been wanting to do, a video reacting

  • to the conspiracy theory videos about us.

  • Or I can do kind of a pregnancy update video

  • where I explain to you what I've been going through,

  • show you my bump, explain to you my favorite things

  • about pregnancy, the worst things about pregnancy,

  • what's helped me get through the hard stuff with pregnancy.

  • I know that's not a relatable to a lot

  • of younger people out there, but there's been

  • a lot of moms reaching out to me,

  • giving me advice and asking for advice.

  • So I don't know if you guys would want that too.

  • So anyway, those are your options.

  • Please vote in the poll.

  • I don't even know how this works, or if it's going to work.

  • So if there's a poll here click it.

  • If there's not a poll here cause I couldn't figure it out,

  • leave a comment, tell me which one

  • that you guys wanna see next.

  • Okay, I love you guys.

  • I'm going to eat some Chipotle and upload this video.

  • I hope you liked it, and I love you JoJo,

  • thanks for being in my video, and come see me on tour.

  • I'm still on tour for another week, so come get tickets

  • while you can, cause this is my last tour for a long time.

  • Okay love you guys, byeee.

  • Or a hug, people want hugs

  • People need hugs

  • Something to hold onto

  • ♪ A hug can really help a lot

  • Love, give them your love

  • Tell them they're loved from your toy computer

  • ♪ I love you ♪ I love you

  • ♪ I love you ♪ I love you

  • ♪ I love you ♪ I love you

  • So much! ♪

  • AahTime goes by

  • AahVery slow

  • Or very fast

- Hey guys, before this video starts,

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