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  • - Yo, yo, yo, fruit-lovers!

  • It's ya boi, Little Apple.

  • I'm here with Grapefruit,

  • and we're doing the Oreo Challenge!

  • - What my diminutive friend says is true.

  • We will blindfold ourselves,

  • then sample Oreo cookies from this plate.

  • - Whoever guesses the correct flavor gets a point.

  • You ready, Grapefruit?

  • - (laughing) Oh, I'm ready.

  • Little Apple, I've been preparing for this moment

  • my entire life.

  • Did you know I'm training to become a master sommelier?

  • - I did not.

  • I also don't know what a sommelier is.

  • - Suffice to say, my palate is a finely-tuned instrument.

  • Guessing Oreo flavors is far beneath my skill level,

  • it's laughable.

  • Ha.

  • Ha, ha!

  • In fact, the only reason I'm participating

  • in this little video challenge of yours

  • is because I've lost, like, 40,000 challenge videos

  • in a row to you!

  • I look forward to ending that losing streak today.

  • - Okay!

  • Yeah, I feel like your odds are pretty good.

  • Doctor says my mouth is so small

  • that I only have room for, like, two taste buds.

  • (laughs)

  • - (laughs)

  • Oh, this will be sweet!

  • Or sour.

  • Whatever the taste, my tongue will identify it with ease.

  • - Okay, I'll go first.

  • (whoosh)

  • Hmm, which one to pick?

  • (whoosh)

  • - [Announcer Voice-Over] Little Apple has chosen

  • the Original Oreo Cookie.

  • (loud bite)

  • (countdown chime music)

  • - Thoughts?

  • - Yeah, I have no idea.

  • I think I taste chocolate.

  • But maybe it's vanilla.

  • But maybe it might be tuna fish.

  • I just don't know.

  • Like I said, two taste buds.

  • - (laughs)

  • Oh, I'm loving this!

  • Tuna fish?!

  • Ridiculous!

  • Well, I suppose you'll just have to take a wild guess,

  • and we'll move on to me, destroying you.

  • - Good call.

  • Yeah, I'll just guess the normal, original Oreo flavor,

  • 'cause, why not?

  • (triumphant ding)

  • - (blows raspberry) Lucky guess!

  • I'll have no problem catching up!

  • (slide whistle)

  • - Whoa!

  • I actually got it?

  • (whoosh)

  • - Okay, wow.

  • Kind of hard to see with this blindfold (laughs).

  • - Well, yeah.

  • That's kind of the point.

  • - I know it's the point!

  • I just get all disoriented when I can't see.

  • It's a thing people have.

  • Very normal!

  • Okay, just gonna pick up an Oreo.

  • - Um, Grapefruit?

  • - Don't tell me, I can get it myself!

  • I'm very smart, and very self-sufficient (crunchy bite).

  • (countdown chime music)

  • Okay, it's super hard.

  • Next time I gotta remember to dunk it in milk first.

  • Hmm, kind of plastic-y.

  • Essence of ashtray,

  • and tennis ball.

  • Definitely essence of tennis ball.

  • (coughs)

  • Ugh, is that felt in my throat?!

  • - Oh, my gosh!

  • (hacking cough)

  • - Okay, okay, I'm gonna guess mine was a Sugar-Free Oreo!

  • It just wasn't quite up to normal Oreo standards--

  • (buzzer)

  • And oh my gosh, I ate a poker chip!

  • - I tried to warn you!

  • - I ate a poker chip?!

  • (slide whistle)

  • Isn't there, like, electronic stuff in these things?

  • Am I a cyborg now?

  • 'Cause it's been a life-long dream of mine

  • to become a cyborg.

  • But this is not what I had in mind!

  • - Calm down!

  • You're not a cyborg!

  • (whoosh)

  • But you are losing, one to zero!

  • My turn!

  • - How do you do that?

  • How do you navigate around without being able to see?

  • - Grapefruit, anyone can do this!

  • - [Announcer Voice-Over] Little Apple has selected

  • the Birthday Cake Oreo.

  • (bites) (countdown chime music)

  • Mm!

  • Okay, this one tastes great!

  • Sort of a mint flavor.

  • - Mint?

  • Really?

  • - Yeah, I think so.

  • I mean, I don't really know.

  • Maybe it's banana.

  • My palate's so bad, you know?

  • - Well, if you taste mint,

  • perhaps you should guess the Cool Mint Creme Oreo.

  • - Maybe.

  • But also, mint reminds me of basil,

  • which reminds me of Brazil,

  • which explains the banana.

  • It also reminds me of soccer,

  • which reminds me of the soccer ball

  • I got for my birthday last year.

  • So, on a complete whim, I'm gonna go with...

  • (whistle)

  • Birthday Cake Oreo!

  • (triumphant ding)

  • - Oh, come on!

  • - Whoa!

  • I actually got it?!

  • Happy birthday to me, I guess!

  • (laughs)

  • - (growls) Okay, listen!

  • This time, you gotta tell me

  • if I've actually picked a cookie.

  • Got it?

  • - Seems fair.

  • - Promise me!

  • I don't want to eat another poker chip or nothing.

  • Got it?

  • - Got it!

  • I promise.

  • - Okay, this one!

  • - [Announcer Voice-Over] Grapefruit has selected

  • the Double-Stuft Oreo.

  • - Now, tell me, is this an Oreo cookie

  • of some kind, Little Apple?

  • - Yes.

  • - Is it edible?

  • It won't turn me into a poker cyborg, or anything?

  • - You're perfectly fine to eat it!

  • I swear.

  • - Very well, then.

  • Now, just gonna dunk it in the glass of milk.

  • - Um...

  • - And there we go. (goopy dunking)

  • (bite) (countdown chime music)

  • - Grapefruit?

  • - Mm-hmm?

  • - Do you know what kind of Oreo cookie it is?

  • - Mm-hmm.

  • - Um, can you reply with actual words,

  • so I know that you're able to open your mouth?

  • - Mm-hmm... (grunts)

  • (slide whistle)

  • - Mmm!

  • - Grapefruit, you, uh, dunked your cookie in glue.

  • - (grunting angrily) Mm!

  • - I don't know who put it there!

  • And frankly, I feel like the poker chip

  • is a stranger item to have laying around a kitchen.

  • - (grunting in agreement) Mm-hmm.

  • (grunting for help)

  • - Hmm.

  • It looks like the glue should wear off in a couple hours.

  • (slide whistle) - [Grapefruit] (sighs)

  • - Kind of bummed it was you, and not Orange.

  • That would've been pretty sweet,

  • to have him quiet for a couple hours (laughs).

  • - (chuckles)

  • - Wait, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

  • - Mm-hmm!

  • - Orange!

  • Orange, come play the Oreo Challenge with us!

  • Orange!

  • (whoosh)

  • (playful music)

  • (playful music finale)

- Yo, yo, yo, fruit-lovers!

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/03/02
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