Name: Annoying Orange - Storytime: Pinocchio!
Uploaded: 2020-02-25T08:40:21.000Z
Duration: 4 min 9 s
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because I'm gonna tell the story of Pinocchio,

- Well double congrats on being double the annoying.

Now then, you probably know the G-rated Disney version

of Pinocchio but the original story isn't quite

- Anyway, the original version of Pinocchio.

one day he brought home a block of wood he planned

to carve into a table leg, when he cut into it,

- Okay, okay no more voice modulator, I promise.

- [Orange] So Japado just ignored the screams

Then why'd he give a name like Pinocchio?

they won't tell you that in the Disney version.

- I thought you said this story wasn't suitable for kids.

- [Orange] So let's get some gore up in here,

Pinocchio did not kill anyone with his nose.

that's why they're called putty noses to this day.

- That was fun, now back to the real story.

Pinocchio was a mischievous little puppet,

- [Orange] His legs started turning noses

as deadly 'cause he had three bloody noses.

don't put my voice modulator in the garbage disposal,

As soon as Japado gave him legs, Pinocchio ran away.

- [Orange] Yeah, my version was way better,

- [Pear] But then Japado built him new legs.

- How did you get another voice modulator?

- I wished for it upon a star, oh wait, missed opportunity.

Basically Pinocchio ran off with his new legs

and did a bunch of other mischievous things

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Annoying Orange - Storytime: Pinocchio!

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