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  • - I heard trailers go off without a hitch. (laughs)

  • - Aah, ugh, wait up, guys! I'm coming!

  • - Oh man, I can't believe you guys invited me.

  • (overlapping speech)

  • - (Grapefruit) You know what I'm saying? - (Orange) I agree.

  • - (Grapefruit) I'm just saying, Orange,

  • if SpongeBob can have a movie, why not you?

  • - (Midget Apple) Yeah, the Annoying Orange Movie.

  • - (Orange) I guess. Who would I play though?

  • - (Grapefruit) What? Obviously you'd play yourself, dude.

  • - (Orange) But I don't want to be me! I want to play Marshmallow.

  • - (Grapefruit) Marshmallow? Why? - (Pear groans)

  • Because he thinks he can do a really good Marshmallow impression.

  • That's why.

  • - (Orange) I love pretty much anything that's a noun! Yay!

  • - (Midget Apple laughs) That's pretty good!

  • - (Grapefruit) Are you kiddin'?

  • I could do a better one than that. Yaaay! - (Midget Apple) Yaaay!

  • - (Pear) Yaaay! - (Midget Apple) Oh, shh-shh.

  • The trailer's starting. - (Orange) We'll revisit this later.

  • - At last, it is mine.

  • - (Grapefruit) A book I could've torrented for free.

  • - With this magic book, any evil plan I write comes true.

  • - (Orange) If only I were literate. (laughter)

  • - (pirate) ...power, I need the final page

  • that is protected deep below the surface

  • by one legendary hero. - (Midget Apple) Aquaman!

  • - (Orange) No! - (Pear) Oh, thank God, it's SpongeBob.

  • - Will you stop playing that tiny piano?! - Sorry.

  • (laughter) - Attack!

  • - (Orange) Simon didn't say!

  • - I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.

  • Aah, he's right on top of us!!

  • (Pear chuckles) - (Orange) Tarter sauce?

  • More like farter sauce! (farts, laughs)

  • (others groan) - (Pear) Seriously?

  • - (Midget Apple) We can't take you anywhere!

  • - Bull's eye! - (Orange) Right in the booty!

  • (laughs) - (Pear) Stop.

  • - (announcer) ...and Nickelodeon Movies...

  • - That pirate's gonna destroy our world!

  • - Aren't you overreacting a bit?

  • - (Orange) More like Graffiti Bottom. Am I right?

  • (laughter) - What are you doing?

  • - Vandalizing stuff. - Isn't that your house?

  • - (Midget Apple) Oh man, Patrick's my favorite.

  • - Come on, team! Let's get that book back!

  • - (Grapefruit) I want my bookie back, bookie back, bookie back,

  • bookie back. (Orange laughs)

  • - (announcer) ...to ours. - What is this place?

  • - (Pear) San Francisco!

  • - (Grapefruit) Florida? - (Midget Apple) Canada.

  • - (Orange) Justin Bieber's underwear drawer.

  • - (Grapefruit) Oh! - (Pear and Midget Apple) Eww!

  • - (Orange) Hey, it's Hairy McMuffin! - (Pear) That's Slash!

  • - (Orange) No one can hear you scream!

  • - A giant, hairy porpoise... beached!

  • - We need to get these guys back in the water!

  • Put your back into it!

  • (fruits laugh) - (Squidward) This place smells awful!

  • - (Orange) You mean it smells like Grapefruit?

  • (laughter) - (Grapefruit) Hey!

  • - (announcer) ...motion picture event so hot...

  • - Oh! Where have you been all my life?

  • (fruits laugh)

  • - (Grapefruit) Midget Apple does the same thing

  • when he sees a monster truck.

  • (laughter) - (Midget Apple) True.

  • - ♪ Welcome to the jungle ♪ - (announcer) ...and so extreme...

  • - There's the book! Now it's our turn to rewrite the story.

  • - (announcer) ...you'll need new pants.

  • - (Orange) Joke's on them; I don't own pants.

  • - I think they're in my spin class.

  • - (Grapefruit) Meh, I'm bigger than those chumps.

  • - (Midget Apple) Yeah, if you're counting eagle.

  • - (Pear) Oh! - (Orange) Oh, burn!

  • - All right, here comes the pain. - (grunts)

  • - (fruits) Uh-oh. - That ain't good.

  • (cannon fires) (fruits laughs)

  • - (Midget Apple) Oh, Marshmallow

  • should really be here for this part.

  • - (Orange) Well, you're in luck. Yay, bubbles!

  • Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee. - (Pear) That's the worst

  • Marshmallow impression ever. - (Orange) You're ruining it, Pear.

  • - (together) Oh! - (Grapefruit) Patrick just died!

  • - (Midget Apple) The movie took a really dark turn.

  • - (Pear) Thank God it's in 3D.

  • I didn't want to give them only 12 of my dollars.

  • (people gasp)

  • ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ (thunderclap)

  • - Maybe we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.

  • - (Pear) Agreed. - (Orange) Zing!

  • - (Grapefruit) You see, Orange? SpongeBob made a movie.

  • You should just do it.

  • - (Orange) Well, I actually have been tossing

  • a couple ideas around. - (Grapefruit) Yeah?

  • - (Orange) Yeah! First one, I'm a secret agent

  • that gets all the girls. - (Grapefruit) Uh,

  • I think that's been done. - (Orange) That's okay.

  • Second idea, me and a buddy are cops.

  • And we-- - (Grapefruit) That's definitely

  • been one. - (Orange) Okay, third idea.

  • I'm a sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea--

  • - (Pear) No! - (Grapefruit) Dude, no!

  • ♪ (epic music) ♪

  • - (Grapefruit) Uh-oh.

  • Looks like a pretty intense movie, Little Apple.

  • - (Midget Apple) Aw man. - (Orange) Oh no. It's a monster shadow!

  • - (Midget Apple) Stop it! (Orange laughs)

  • - (Grapefruit) "To the next terrifying level..."

  • - (Midget Apple) That's not what it said, was it?

  • - Welcome to the show. - (Midget Apple) What is this?

  • I'm getting really nerve-racked. I'm not sure I can handle.

  • (insect buzzes, sputtering) - (fruits) Paul Blart?!

  • - (Orange laughs) Knife! (slice!)

- I heard trailers go off without a hitch. (laughs)

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