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  • - Hello, and good morrow, my internet friends,

  • I am Grapefruit.

  • - And I'm-

  • (coughing)

  • kinda sick.

  • (laughing, groaning)

  • - Well today's challenge ain't nothing to sneeze at.

  • (chuckling)

  • Today we've got the one chip challenge.

  • Here's how it works: each of us are gonna eat

  • a Paqui Carolina Reaper chip.

  • Understand that these things are hot, okay?

  • - The box is seriously shaped like a coffin?

  • - Yes.

  • - Oh man.

  • - Fitting, considering you've been coughing

  • so much lately, am I right?

  • (laughing)

  • - Yeah, good one.

  • - When Orange isn't around,

  • somebody's gotta pick up the slack.

  • (chuckling)

  • Lastly, we're each gonna have a glass of milk standing by.

  • Milk'll make the pain a little better,

  • so whoever caves first and drinks the milk, loses.

  • Got it?

  • - Got it!

  • - Uh, oh man, I'm scared.

  • (sniffling)

  • Ah maybe this'll clean up my sinuses at least.

  • - Oh yeah, you feeling stuffed up?

  • - Yeah, that plus all the coughing and sneezing

  • has me feeling kinda-

  • (sneezing)

  • Oh, I'm sorry.

  • - It's okay-

  • (coughing)

  • I think a little dust from your chip

  • may have gotten in my eyes, but it's really no big-

  • (screaming)

  • - Grapefruit, are- are you okay?

  • - Where's the milk, the milk?!

  • - Uh, you knocked over the milk.

  • - Ah, the pain, the paaaiiinn!

  • - Grapefruit, Grapefruit, Grapefruit, Grapefruit,

  • calm down, just open up your eyes real quick,

  • let me see what's up.

  • - Okay.

  • (fire blazing)

  • (gasp)

  • How's it lookin'?

  • - Um, maybe just close your eyes again.

  • - Cool, good call!

  • (steam releasing)

  • Ah, relief.

  • - So, maybe we shouldn't go through with this.

  • I mean, that was just a little dust.

  • I can't imagine how bad it's gonna hurt

  • if we eat the entire chip.

  • - Yeah maybe I'll just start with a little nibble.

  • - I'll get the milk ready.

  • Okay, three, two, one,

  • here goes nothing!

  • (chomping and crunching)

  • - That's spicy.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Really spicy.

  • (steam sizzling)

  • - Ah, oh, I'll say.

  • - I'm glad we didn't do the whole chip.

  • - Same here.

  • (fire blazing, screaming)

  • (glugging)

  • (burping)

  • (glass shattering)

  • - Okay, there is no way I'm doing the whole chip!

  • - Agreed, that would be crazy!

  • - Insane!

  • - Possibly the dumbest thing we could possibly do.

  • - Although...

  • - Don't like the sound of that!

  • - Well, it's just, we're gonna look like

  • real weenies if we back out.

  • - I guess there are a lot of people watching this video.

  • - I bet Passion's watching.

  • - You're right!

  • If I don't do this one chip challenge,

  • it kinda wrecks the years of groundwork

  • I've been subtly laying with her.

  • - You've been laying groundwork with Passion?

  • - Yeah, real subtle stuff, she's gonna fall in love with me

  • any day now, I'm sure of it.

  • - I'm pretty sure she doesn't even like you, dude.

  • - Nuh uh, I just told you,

  • I've been subtly laying groundwork!

  • I could turn it up any time I wanted,

  • and she'd instantly fall in love wi-

  • would you just get the milk already?

  • - Okay, geez, fine.

  • - Three, two, one,

  • go!

  • (chomping)

  • (swallowing)

  • - How do you feel?

  • (dripping)

  • - Good, not great.

  • - Same here.

  • - Say, is it me, or do you seem

  • a little more red than usual?

  • - A "little" more red?

  • Was that a size joke?

  • - Um, no.

  • (steam sizzling)

  • - Oh, well, yeah,

  • I actually feel a little more red than usual.

  • - As do I.

  • - Interesting.

  • - Indeed.

  • (screaming)

  • (upbeat music)

- Hello, and good morrow, my internet friends,

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