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  • - Howdy, howdy, howdy, all you sugarplums and boogerdums!

  • Hope you're ready for the merriest "Ask Orange"

  • of the year, 'cause--

  • - Stop everything!

  • (record scratch)

  • Orange, I have terrible news.

  • Look!

  • - [Announcer] Hey Orange, Christmas is canceled forever!

  • - Christmas is canceled?

  • Well, that's fine.

  • (record scratch) - It is?

  • - Sure, we'll just celebrate Hanukkah instead.

  • Silly Pear.

  • There are all sorts of holidays out there.

  • - Okay.

  • I'm just kinda surprised to hear it at all,

  • considering you don't really know anything about Hanukkah.

  • - I do too!

  • This is called a menorah.

  • - No, this is a menorah.

  • (record scratch) - Oh.

  • So what did I just light?

  • (both scream)

  • (explosion)

  • - [Announcer] It's time for "Ask Orange!"

  • (crowd cheering)

  • Orange, sing "Christmas Goop" again, I love this song.

  • - Yeah!

  • Get ready to goop, y'all.

  • We're bringing Christmas back.

  • Here we go!

  • (high-energy music)

  • - (yelling) Stop! (record scratch)

  • There will be absolutely no singing

  • of "Christmas Goop" this year.

  • - What?

  • B-b-but why not?

  • - Because, every time you sing it,

  • we get goop all over the kitchen.

  • - B-b-but--

  • - No b-b-buts!

  • No goop, and that's final!

  • - [Announcer] I really love "Christmas Goop."

  • - Sorry, not gonna happen.

  • - [Announcer] Gooooooooop!

  • - No!

  • - Ah, c'mon Pear.

  • The people want it.

  • - I don't care!

  • No one is singing "Christmas Goop" this year.

  • - Ah, okay, fine.

  • - [Announcer] Hey Orange, rap about Christmas.

  • - Hmm, great idea!

  • Kick it!

  • (high-energy rap beat)

  • Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

  • It's a wonderful time

  • When boys and girls around the world

  • Get covered in slime- ♪

  • - Hold up! (record scratch)

  • I thought I told you,

  • no singing "Christmas Goop!"

  • - But I'm not singing it, I'm rapping it!

  • - That's--okay, that's a good point.

  • - More like goo point!

  • Kick it!

  • Oh! (high-energy rap beat)

  • Christmas Goop

  • ♪ A tradition known far and wide

  • Christmas Goop

  • Super slime for the Yuletide

  • Christmas Goop

  • Don't let it get in your eye

  • Christmas Goop

  • It's a holiday surprise

  • (Pear screams)

  • - [Announcer] Hey, hey Orange,

  • if SpongeBob is the main character,

  • why is Patrick the star?

  • - (laughs) You make a really good point!

  • And Patrick makes five really good points! (laughs)

  • - [Announcer] Hey Orange, put this in the next "Ask Orange."

  • And also, Fat Watermelon is rolling at you!

  • - Huh? (screams)

  • Phew!

  • Thanks for the heads-up!

  • That Fat Watermelon almost got me.

  • - Hey!

  • I'm not fat.

  • - Oh, sorry.

  • It's just that they said

  • Fat Watermelon was rolling towards me.

  • - I know, that's Fat Watermelon.

  • (Orange screams)

  • (Watermelon screams) (crash)

  • - [Announcer] Instead of Dodgeball, how about DodgePear?

  • - [Pear] Ow, ooh, ugh, ow!

  • (Little Apple laughs)

  • Stop it!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • (Pear screams)

  • - Guys, Pear's right.

  • We should stop.

  • - Yeah, I guess this is kinda mean.

  • - Oh, it's not that.

  • It's just that we're playing DodgePear all wrong.

  • See, you throw the ball in Dodgeball, right?

  • Ergo, the rules of DodgePear should involve throwing Pear.

  • - Ohhh.

  • - That makes sense.

  • (Pear screams) (others laugh)

  • - [Announcer] Hey Orange!

  • What happened to the Mystery Orange Button?

  • - I don't know.

  • It's a mystery. (laughs)

  • - [Announcer] Wazzuuuuup!

  • - Wazzuuuuup!

  • - [Announcer] Wazzzuu--

  • - --uuuu--

  • - [Announcer] Nothing much.

  • (record scratch) - Oh.

  • Okay.

  • Well, I guess that settles that. (laughs)

  • - [Announcer] Hey Orange!

  • Edit your friends!

  • - Edit my friends?

  • What does that mean?

  • - Wow!

  • You can do that?

  • I had nose idea! (giggles)

  • - (laughs) This could be really useful.

  • (stretching sounds) - Whoa!

  • Thanks, Orange!

  • (pen scratching)

  • - Whoa!

  • Thanks, Orange!

  • (pen scratching)

  • - Um, thanks, I guess?

  • - You're welcome!

  • (Pear screams)

  • - (screams) That's scary! (shattering glass)

  • - [Announcer] Hey Santa Claus!

  • - Hello there!

  • - [Announcer] Hey!

  • - Hohohoho, hello!

  • - [Announcer] Hey Santa Claus!

  • - I'm right here!

  • Now, what do you have to say to me?

  • - [Announcer] No, Claws!

  • (record scratch) - Huh?

  • (demon roaring) (Santa screams)

  • (crunching)

  • - [Announcer] Hi!

  • - Hi!

  • - [Announcer] Hi!

  • - Hi!

  • - [Announcer] Dear Orange,

  • I heard someone's whole left side was cut off,

  • but they're all right now.

  • - (laughs) Where'd you find that joke?

  • I simply half to know! (laughs)

  • - [Announcer] FBI, open up!

  • - [FBI Agent] FBI!

  • We said open up!

  • - Sorry, this door doesn't open up, it opens to the side!

  • (laughs)

  • - [FBI Agent] Well, that's true.

  • - [FBI Agent] Yeah, he got us good!

  • Ugh, this is so embarrassing!

  • - [FBI Agent] Let's just go.

  • This guy's too funny to arrest.

  • - [FBI Agent] Heh, agreed.

  • Have a nice day, Orange.

  • Don't break any laws, please.

  • - [Announcer] Hey Orange, if you laugh

  • that means you're in love with Passion Fruit.

  • (Pear farts)

  • (eating noises)

  • (Pear farts)

  • (whistling)

  • - Dude, you okay?

  • You don't look so good.

  • (whistling increases) (farting increases)

  • Dude?

  • (both scream)

  • (explosion)

  • ("Jingle Bells" instrumental)

- Howdy, howdy, howdy, all you sugarplums and boogerdums!

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Annoying Orange - Ask Orange #57: Christmas is CANCELLED!!!

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/02/25
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