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  • - Hey fruit lovers, it's your boy, Little Apple.

  • I'm here with Grapefruit, and today we're taking on

  • the sour candy challenge.

  • - A challenge might not be the right word for it.

  • This is gonna be a breeze for me.

  • - Okay then, so I brought a bunch of different sour candies,

  • Lemonheads, Atomic Warheads, Sour Patch Kids.

  • What'd you bring, Grapefruit?

  • And also, why is that pail next to you

  • glowing green so ominously?

  • - (laughs) I'm glad you asked.

  • I take it you don't know about Extreme Danger Goo.

  • - No, never heard of it.

  • - Little Apple, prepare to have your mind blow

  • and your lips pursed.

  • Extreme Danger Goo is only the sourest candy

  • in the known universe.

  • Just look at the warning label.

  • Use with extreme caution, may dissolve your intestines,

  • may dissolve your tongue, may dissolve materials

  • of any kind.

  • - What the what!

  • Why would anyone want to put this stuff in their body?

  • - For greatness, of course.

  • To achieve something that's never been achieved before.

  • - You mean no one's ever eaten Extreme Danger Goo?

  • - Not without getting irreparable stomach ulcers,

  • they haven't, and yours truly is gonna be the first.

  • - Huh, I guess if that floats your boat.

  • I take it you've been training or something.

  • - Oh, you silly, silly, silly Little Apple.

  • Of course I haven't been training.

  • Do you understand how tough I am?

  • I'll be able to handle it.

  • - Okay, but--

  • - Don't you worry about me, little buddy.

  • I've got abs of steel and a small intestine to match it.

  • Shall we begin?

  • - All right, first up, we got Lemonheads.

  • Mmm, very delicious, only mildly sour.

  • I'm gonna give these one pucker.

  • Grapefruit?

  • - Oh, I mean these things are at least an eight

  • or a nine on the pucker scale,

  • nothing I can't handle, but wow, my cheeks are practically

  • touching each other on the inside of my mouth.

  • - (scoffs) Are you serious?

  • Lemonheads aren't even that sour.

  • - They aren't?

  • What does the warning label on the box say?

  • - No, there is no warning label.

  • - Like I'm gonna take your word for it.

  • You're illiterate.

  • - (yells) For the last time, I am not illiterate!

  • If you can't take Lemonheads, I don't think you're gonna

  • be able to handle that Danger Goop stuff that you brought.

  • - It's Danger Goo, thank you very much,

  • and I will absolutely be able to stand it.

  • I just gotta ease the old taste buds into it,

  • warm 'em up first, that's all.

  • What do we got next?

  • - Okay, next up are Atomic Warheads.

  • - Okay, sounds... intense.

  • - Whoa, this thing's at least six puckers.

  • - Really, you give it a six?

  • - What, you don't think it's sour?

  • - Not in the slightest.

  • I give it one pucker.

  • Heck, I give it zero puckers, that's just how tough I am.

  • - So, if it's zero puckers, why is your entire face

  • puckered right now?

  • - I have no idea what you're talking about.

  • - (scoffs) Whatever, so I guess you'll have no problem

  • with the most intense candy I brought, Toxic Waste.

  • - Toxic what now?

  • (record screeching to a stop)

  • - Toxic Waste, go ahead, have some since you're so tough.

  • I bet it's nowhere near as sour as that

  • Danger Goo you brought.

  • - Okay, let's take it easy.

  • Let's just take a minute and think about what we're doing.

  • Is it hot in here, can we open the window?

  • (Grapefruit laughing nervously)

  • - Ooh, whoa!

  • Oh, that's the sourest candy yet!

  • I better give it 10 puckers.

  • - 10?

  • That's all of the puckers!

  • - Go ahead, tough guy, pucker up!

  • - Oh, oh that's not so ba--

  • (Grapefruit screaming)

  • Yeah, it barely even registered

  • to my super tough taste buds.

  • I'm gonna give it zero puckers.

  • - Is that why you puckered so hard your entire body

  • turned inside out?

  • - Let's go with... yes?

  • - So, should we even continue?

  • - No, no, I'm all puckered out for the day!

  • - Probably for the best.

  • That Danger Goo stuff dissolved straight through

  • its packaging and the counter.

  • - Oh!

  • Oh thank goodness, my stomach is screaming

  • in pain right now.

  • - Holy Toledo, that hole's super deep!

  • I wonder how far down it went.

  • - I mean, that stuff is pretty darn sour.

  • It could've gone straight down to the earth's core

  • for all we know. (laughs)

  • - (laughs) That's funny.

  • I mean, it's a joke, right?

  • You don't think it actually could have gone

  • all the way down to the...

  • Was that your stomach?

  • - It was not.

  • (both screaming)

  • - Howdy, howdy, howdy, fruit lovers.

  • Ey-O here with Grapefruit.

  • Today, we're doing another hot sauce challenge.

  • - Last time I did a hot sauce challenge, I...

  • Well, let's just say, it could have gone better.

  • - Yo, what you talkin' 'bout?

  • You got straight up smoked! (laughs)

  • - That's one way of--

  • - Roll that footage.

  • - Wait!

  • - Are you crying?

  • - I'm not sure, I think I might actually be bleeding

  • from my eyeballs.

  • - Yeah, you might say the last challenge

  • didn't go so hot for ol' Grapefruit. (laughs)

  • - Fantastic.

  • So for today's video, we went out and got some

  • super intense hot sauces and also got some really

  • mild hot sauces.

  • - (laughs) Shocknado, Born to be Mild, I like these names,

  • very punny. (laughs)

  • - I'm glad you like the names.

  • Keep those in mind 'cause they'll be important later.

  • Now then, here's how the challenge works.

  • We each get served a hot wing.

  • One hot wing will have an intense hot sauce on it,

  • and one will have a mild sauce.

  • We don't know who's gonna get the hot one,

  • could be you, could be me.

  • - Like a game of Russian chew-lette. (laughs)

  • - Uh, anyway, if you can guess the brand just by taste

  • you get to drink a glass of milk for sweet, sweet relief.

  • If you guess wrong, you gotta live with the pain.

  • Make sense?

  • - Nope, but I like it that way.

  • La la la la la la la la la la!

  • - Okay, let's get this show on the road.

  • Thank you, mysterious waitress hands.

  • Ready, Orange?

  • - Not yet! (burps)

  • Okay, I'm ready. (laughs)

  • - Then one, two, three, hot wing!

  • - Mmm, this is pretty good.

  • I think I got the mild one.

  • How 'bout you, Grapefruit?

  • (Grapefruit screaming)

  • Whoa, looks like I got the nice one and you got

  • the spice one. (laughs)

  • - I need milk, milk!

  • - Ah ah ah, you gotta guess the name, remember?

  • Dem's the rules.

  • - You're right, okay.

  • Uh, amid the fiery pain, I think I detect the essence

  • of avocados, so I'll go with Fire Festival?

  • (Orange making a buzzer sound)

  • - It was Blistering Hipster.

  • - Ah, I should've known.

  • The blisters already forming inside my cheeks

  • should've been a dead giveaway.

  • - As for my hot sauce guess, the taste makes me think

  • of kazoos, which makes me think of Kazakhstan,

  • which makes me think of my friend Stan,

  • which makes me think of what a fan of nature I am,

  • so my guess is the Call of the Mild.

  • (bell dinging) Woo hoo!

  • Bottoms up!

  • - I don't really follow your logic, but I guess even

  • a broken clock is right twice a day. (chuckles)

  • - (burps) Round two, what say you? (laughs)

  • - Whatever gets me closer to enchanted milk!

  • Thank you, mysterious waitress hands.

  • - Oh wow!

  • Did you do your nails since we last saw you?

  • Love 'em!

  • - Enough chit chat, my lips are magma.

  • One, two, three, hot wing!

  • - Mmm, whoa, okay.

  • Mmm, this one might be the hot one, maybe.

  • It has a little spice to it.

  • Is yours as hot as the last time?

  • I can't tell if this is the hot one or the--

  • (Grapefruit screaming)

  • Well, I guess that answers that burning question. (laughs)

  • - Milk!

  • - What's your guess?

  • - I taste burning, but that could just be my own tongue.

  • I'm going with Seven Deadly Sins?

  • (Orange making a buzzer sound)

  • - But close, Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hot Sauce brand.

  • - Grr, I want that milk!

  • - Now for my guess, hmm...

  • - Please hurry, my throat is an oven!

  • - So, chicken wings make me think of rubber chickens,

  • which makes me think of rubber baby buggy bumpers,

  • which makes me think the name of my hot sauce is

  • Red Headed Step Mild.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - (laughs) Yay!

  • - How the heck did you get so lucky twice in a row?

  • - Mmm, well I don't know how lucky I am.

  • All this milk's starting to give me a tummy ache.

  • - My large intestine is a furnace.

  • I would do anything for milk right now.

  • - Then let's get theet around three. (laughs)

  • Whoa, hey, did you get engaged since we last saw you?

  • I thought I noticed something different.

  • It's gorgeous, congratulations--

  • - Later, we can talk about this later

  • when my innards aren't melting!

  • Okay, this one has to be mild, no way I get

  • three hot ones in a row.

  • One, two, three, hot sauce!

  • - Mmm, oh yep, you're right.

  • Oh, this one definitely has more kick than the last

  • two I had.

  • (Grapefruit screaming)

  • Wow, whoa, round three just got lit! (laughs)

  • - This one's definitely the hottest yet.

  • Man, I gotta guess this one right, I just gotta!

  • Um, okay, what name sounds the hottest?

  • Infinity Hot, don't know what it means,

  • but I'm goin' with it.

  • (bell dinging) - Correct!

  • - Yes, give me that milk, come to daddy!

  • Huh?

  • - Sorry, I guess I drank it all. (burps)

  • - You're sorry?

  • My entire body is a kiln, and you're sorry?

  • - Well, not as sorry as I'm gonna be.

  • - Why is that?

  • - Well, that was a whole lotta-- (vomits)

  • - Mark my words, people, I am never doing

  • a hot sauce challenge again.

  • (Orange screaming)

  • - Hey everyone, Pear and Orange here.

  • Today we're doing the pizza challenge.

  • You like pizza, right, Orange?

  • - Of course.

  • If you ask me, anyone who doesn't like pizzas is

  • a real weird-dough. (laughs)

  • - Here's how it'll work.

  • We've got 10 mystery ingredients hidden inside these bags.

  • Orange and I will each pick five.

  • Whatever's inside our bags, we have to put it on our pizza.

  • - Then we gotta eat a slice, whether it's

  • nasty or nice. (laughs)

  • - You wanna go first or should I?

  • - Me, I wanna go, let me at these toppings!

  • - Okay, go ahead.

  • - Gimme gimme gimme gimme topping topping topping topping!

  • - I said you could go first!

  • - Yeesh, sorry, I didn't hear you, no ears. (laughs)

  • Okay, I'm gonna go with bag number 10.

  • Okay, what's inside?

  • Extra cheese!

  • - Extra cheese, that's barely even a topping.

  • - Ooh, is somebody jealous?

  • - I'm not jealous.

  • - Yeah huh, look at yourself,

  • you're green with envy. (laughs)

  • - I'm always green, dude, that's just what color I am.

  • Okay, I'm gonna go with number five.

  • Looks like I picked black beans,

  • is that even a pizza topping?

  • - Anything's a pizza topping, Pear,

  • as long as it's on a pizza.

  • - Wow, thanks dude, that was really deep.

  • - More like deep dish, am I right? (laughs)

  • - (grunts) Well, I guess I'm putting black beans

  • on my pizza, even though they do give me really bad gas.

  • - Ah, quit your whining,

  • don't be such a party poo-Pear. (laughs)

  • Okay, mystery bag number three has pepperoni, woohoo!

  • So far, this challenge is a pizza-cake! (laughs)

  • - I'll say, I just got pinto beans.

  • These make me even gassier than black beans.

  • What'd you get?

  • - Ooh, it's a good one.

  • In all my life, I've never sausage

  • a delicious pizza. (laughs)

  • - Sausage, why are you getting all the normal

  • pizza toppings, while meanwhile I'm getting Lima beans?

  • - Oh, don't be mad, Pear.

  • It's just a fun little challenge video.

  • Try to have a good time,

  • a rootin' tootin' good time. (laughs)

  • (Pear growling)

  • Oh man, I got one I'm not too excited about.

  • - It's about time, what'd you get, anchovies?

  • - No, I got Parmesan cheese, can you believe it?

  • - Wait, you got more cheese?

  • Dude, that sounds delicious.

  • - Eh, I'll admit it's good, but not grate. (laughs)

  • Get it, Parmesan, grate?

  • - (groans) I got it, and I also got kidney beans.

  • - And I got bacon, woohoo!

  • - Bacon!

  • How is this fair, you have like,

  • every delicious pizza topping and meanwhile,

  • my pizza over here is looking like a bean museum.

  • - Relax, Pear, you still have one mystery ingredient left.

  • Maybe it'll pull the whole pizza together?

  • - (sighs) I doubt it, but let's check it out.

  • What is this, Tooty Toot 2000x?

  • - Oh, maybe it's medicine that makes you stop farting.

  • See, I told you it would all work out.

  • - No, no, it's actually the exact opposite,

  • it makes you fart like, 2000 times more than usual.

  • - (laughs) Oh man, who packed these mystery bags?

  • An American hero, that's who.

  • - Oh, can we please just put these toppings on

  • and get the pizzas in the oven?

  • I want to be done with this.

  • - Nah, don't worry, Pear, this too will pass. (laughs)

  • (Pear grunting)

  • - All right, our pizzas are baked and ready to eat.

  • Unfortunately for me, it's now time to eat an entire slice.

  • - (burps) Just one slice?

  • I ate the whole thing, so yummy!

  • - You don't have to rub it in, dude,

  • we know you got the better pizza.

  • - Your turn, Pear, your turn to eat your pizza.

  • - I'm aware.

  • - Go ahead, anytime.

  • - I will, okay?

  • - Now's a good time, everyone's waiting!

  • - Okay! (grunts)

  • Wait, this tastes different than I thought it would.

  • - What do you mean?

  • - I taste pepperoni and sausage.

  • Orange, did you eat the wrong pizza?

  • - (laughs) Of course not, how the heck would I mess up the--

  • (Orange's guts rumbling)

  • Oh, oh that's different.

  • - Orange?

  • - Pear, I need you to listen very carefully.

  • I want you to get everyone and take them out of the kitchen.

  • - But Orange--

  • - Listen to me, get everyone outside, start running,

  • and keep running.

  • Get as far away from this kitchen as you possibly can.

  • We don't have much time.

  • - Orange, you're kinda lookin'--

  • - Pear, this is not a drill!

  • You need to listen to me and--

  • (Orange's guts rumbling)

  • Oh, it's too late!

  • - What, what do you mean?

  • - Well, you've heard the term pie in the sky before, right?

  • - Sure.

  • - Well, you're about to see it and smell it, too.

  • - Orange, I'm gettin' kinda scared.

  • (both screaming)

  • - What up, what up, what up.

  • It's your boy, Little Apple, and I'm here with Grapefruit,

  • and this is the gummy food versus real food challenge.

  • - We'll see about that, not sure how much of a challenge

  • this one's gonna be for me.

  • - What do you mean?

  • - I mean, guessing whether food is real or it's made

  • of gummy candy?

  • (scoffs) C'mon, this is gonna be so easy.

  • I know real food when I see it, 'cause I see

  • the realest food there is every time I look in the mirror.

  • (Grapefruit laughing)

  • - Har har, very funny.

  • Well, if you're so sure this is gonna be easy,

  • take first crack at our first round item, pizza!

  • - Okay yeah, this is exactly what I'm talkin' about.

  • Obviously, I have the gummy pizza in front of me.

  • - You think so?

  • - I do not think so, Little Apple, I know so.

  • Yours has the oils, the textures, the aroma

  • of a pepperoni pizza slice.

  • Mine, on the other nonexistent hand,

  • appears rubbery and bulbous.

  • That is my final answer, I have the gummy pizza,

  • you have the real pizza.

  • - Okay, let's find out.

  • Mmm.

  • - Mmm.

  • - Yep, sure enough, you were right.

  • - Of course I was right, I'm incredible,

  • and my mind is terrifyingly expansive.

  • Bring on round two!

  • - Okay, next up we have rocks.

  • - Rocks?

  • (chuckles) This just gets easier and easier, doesn't it?

  • - What do you mean, they look exactly the same to me.

  • - That's because they are exactly the same.

  • Have you ever eaten a rock before?

  • - No.

  • - Exactly, rocks aren't food,

  • so they're both obviously gummy.

  • - Ah, so you think it's a trick round.

  • - Yeah, they obviously wouldn't have us bite into rocks.

  • - (laughs) Yeah, that's probably true,

  • that would not end well.

  • - Right, we're both gonna bite in,

  • and we'll both be rewarded with delicious gummy goodness.

  • (Grapefruit screaming)

  • Give me a paper towel!

  • Ah, mine was an actual rock!

  • - Huh, one was gummy food and one was real after all.

  • Guess this is turning out pretty challenging after all,

  • huh Grapefruit?

  • - It, that, that wasn't the deal!

  • Nobody said I'd be fed a real rock!

  • - Jeez, Grapefruit, it was right in the title,

  • gummy food versus real food.

  • - Rocks are not real food!

  • - I don't know, is it really that hard

  • to understand? (laughs)

  • - Hard?

  • Are you making rock jokes at a time like this?

  • - Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

  • What do you say we move along to round three?

  • - Whatever makes us finish faster,

  • I gotta get to the dentist.

  • - Okay then, round three, hot dogs.

  • - Super easy, yours is the real hot dog,

  • I can see the heat rising off it.

  • Mine is room temperature, which means it must be

  • the gummy food.

  • - Mmm.

  • You deduced correctly, this is a real hot dog,

  • and as an added bonus, it's delicious.

  • - Good, so mine's gummy.

  • My mouth could use a nice soft gummy something

  • right at about-- (screams)

  • - Whoa, would you look at that?

  • Your hotdog was a rock, too!

  • - Ya think?

  • - Well, dem's the rules.

  • - Dem is not the rules!

  • How did rocks come into play?

  • Why on earth are,

  • huh?

  • - Whoa, yeah, you're definitely gonna wanna

  • see a dentist about that.

  • (Grapefruit shouting incoherently)

  • - Yo yo yo, fruit lovers, it's your boy, Little Apple.

  • I'm here with Grapefruit and we're doing the Oreo challenge.

  • - What my diminutive friend says is true.

  • We will blindfold ourselves,

  • then sample Oreo cookies from this plate.

  • - Whoever guesses the correct flavor gets a point.

  • You ready, Grapefruit?

  • - Oh, I'm ready.

  • Little Apple, I've been preparing for this moment

  • my entire life.

  • Did you know I'm training to become a master sommelier?

  • - I did not.

  • I also don't know what a sommelier is.

  • - Suffice to say, my palate is a finely tuned instrument.

  • Guessing Oreo flavors is far beneath my skill level,

  • it's laughable. (chuckles)

  • In fact, the only reason I'm participating in this

  • little video challenge of yours is because I've lost like

  • 40,000 challenge videos in a row to you.

  • I look forward to ending that losing streak today.

  • - Okay, yeah, I feel like your odds are pretty good.

  • Doctor says my mouth is so small that I only have room

  • for like, two taste buds. (laughs)

  • - (laughs) Oh, this will be sweet, or sour.

  • Whatever the taste, my tongue will identify it with ease.

  • - Okay, I'll go first.

  • Hmm, which one to pick?

  • - [Announcer] Little Apple has chosen

  • the original Oreo cookie.

  • - Thoughts?

  • - Yeah, I have no idea.

  • I think I taste chocolate, but maybe it's vanilla,

  • but maybe it might tuna fish, I just don't know.

  • Like I said, two taste buds.

  • - (laughs) Oh, I'm loving this.

  • Tuna fish, ridiculous.

  • Well, I suppose you'll just have to take a wild guess

  • and we'll move on to me destroying you.

  • - Good call, yeah, I'll just guess the normal

  • original Oreo flavor cause, you know, why not?

  • - (scoffs) Lucky guess.

  • I'll have no problem catching up.

  • - Whoa, I actually got it?

  • - Okay, wow, kinda hard to see with this blindfold.

  • - Well, yeah, that's kinda the point.

  • - I know it's the point, I just get all disoriented

  • when I can't see.

  • It's a thing people have, very normal.

  • Okay, just gonna pick up an Oreo.

  • - Um, Grapefruit?

  • - Don't tell me, I can get it myself.

  • I'm very smart and very self-sufficient.

  • Okay, it's super hard, next time I gotta remember

  • to dunk it in milk first.

  • Mmm, kinda plasticy, essence of ash tray and tennis ball,

  • definitely essence of tennis ball. (coughs)

  • Oh, is that felt in my throat?

  • - Oh my gosh.

  • - (coughs) Okay, okay, I'm gonna guess mine was

  • a sugar free Oreo.

  • It just wasn't quite up to normal Oreo standards,

  • and oh my gosh, I ate a poker chip.

  • - I tried to warn you.

  • - I ate a poker chip, isn't there like,

  • electronic stuff in these things?

  • Am I a cyborg now?

  • 'Cause it's been a lifelong dream of mine to become

  • a cyborg, but this is not what I had in mind!

  • - Calm down, you're not a cyborg!

  • But you are losing one to zero, my turn.

  • - How do you do that, how do you navigate around

  • without being able to see?

  • - Grapefruit, anyone can do this.

  • - [Announcer] Little Apple has selected

  • the birthday cake Oreo.

  • - Mmm, okay, this one tastes great,

  • sort of a mint flavor.

  • - Mint, really?

  • - Yeah, I think so, I mean, I don't really know,

  • maybe it's banana.

  • My palate's so bad, you know?

  • - Well, if you taste mint, perhaps you should guess

  • the cool mint cream Oreo.

  • - Maybe, but also mint reminds me of basil,

  • which reminds me of Brazil, which explains the banana.

  • It also reminds me of soccer, which reminds me of

  • the soccer ball I got for my birthday last year,

  • so on a complete whim, I'm gonna go with

  • birthday cake Oreo.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - Oh, come on!

  • - Whoa, I actually got it?

  • Happy birthday to me, I guess! (laughs)

  • - (growls) Okay, listen.

  • This time you gotta tell me if I've actually

  • picked a cookie, got it?

  • - Seems fair.

  • - Promise me, I don't wanna eat another poker chip

  • or nothin', got it?

  • - Got it, I promise.

  • - Okay, this one.

  • - [Announcer] Grapefruit has selected

  • the double stuffed Oreo.

  • - Now tell me, is this an Oreo cookie of some kind,

  • Little Apple? - Yes.

  • - Is it edible?

  • It won't turn me into a poker cyborg or anything?

  • - You're perfectly fine to eat it, I swear.

  • - Very well then, now just gonna dunk it in

  • the glass of milk.

  • - Uh...

  • - And here we go.

  • - Grapefruit.

  • - Hmm?

  • - Do you know what kind of Oreo cookie it is?

  • - Mmhm.

  • - Um, can you reply with actual words so I know

  • that you're able to open your mouth?

  • - Mmhm.

  • Hmm?

  • - Grapefruit, you, um, dunked your cookie in glue.

  • (Grapefruit screaming)

  • I don't know who put it there,

  • and frankly, I feel like the poker chip is

  • the stranger item to have laying around a kitchen.

  • (Grapefruit vocalizing incoherently)

  • Hmm, it looks like the glue should wear off

  • in a couple hours.

  • Kinda bummed it was you and not Orange.

  • That would've been pretty sweet to have him

  • quiet for a couple hours. (laughs)

  • (Grapefruit laughing)

  • Wait, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

  • - Mmhm.

  • - Orange, Orange, come play the Oreo challenge with us!

  • Orange!

  • - Hidey ho, fruit lovers, today we're doing

  • the smoothie challenge, and let me tell you,

  • I am juiced! (laughs)

  • - So am I, Orange.

  • Now basically, we're gonna pull six ingredient names

  • out of this bowl, and whatever we pick goes straight

  • into the smoothie.

  • No matter how gross it tastes, we gotta drink

  • the whole thing.

  • - Uh oh, could be a rough ride, but something tells me

  • it'll be a smoothie. (laughs)

  • - (groans) Okay, the first ingredient is, drum roll please.

  • (drum rolling)

  • Pear?

  • Really?

  • - Oh man, this is awkward.

  • - Yeah, I'll say.

  • - So...

  • - So what?

  • - Are you gonna get in the blender now, or--

  • - No, I am not gonna get in the blender!

  • - Okay, okay, jeez.

  • I thought we were doing the smoothie challenge,

  • I guess I was wrong.

  • - We are doing the smoothie challenge,

  • but I don't see why I should have to get pulverized

  • in a blender in order to do it.

  • - Well, it's not called the smoothie easy,

  • it's called the smoothie challenge,

  • you gotta give it your all, Pear, for the audience.

  • I'd do anything for the audience, wouldn't you?

  • - Anything that doesn't involve me dying.

  • - Wow, some commitment you got there, Pear.

  • Okay fine, we'll toss your name out.

  • Go ahead and pick again.

  • - Okay, Passion Fruit.

  • - Oh man, really?

  • I don't know, I'd feel kinda bad putting Passion

  • in the smoothie.

  • - Yeah, 'cause you're in love with her.

  • - Nuh uh, it's 'cause nobody knows where she is,

  • so how can we put her in the smoothie?

  • - Fair point, I'll pick another ingredient.

  • Banana.

  • - Awe, we can't put Banana in the smoothie.

  • - Why not?

  • - 'Cause, it's a slippery slope. (laughs)

  • Get it, slippery?

  • - Yes, I get it.

  • - Awe, and we can't lose Peach, that'd be the pits,

  • and why should Carrot die, I don't see the point.

  • I'd definitely miss having Cantaloupe around,

  • and there isn't a food in the kitchen that wouldn't

  • long to have Zucchini back. (laughs)

  • Ooh, how about Grody Potato?

  • - Hey, what about me? (burps)

  • So, does someone wanna open a window?

  • Apparently, my deodorant's only strong enough for a man.

  • - Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now,

  • we cannot make a smoothie out of Grody Potato.

  • - Why not, because you love him?

  • - No, I actually detest him, and I'm not drinking a smoothie

  • made out of him.

  • Not only is it weirdly cannibalistic,

  • but he smells like a compost pile.

  • - Oh, that's true, I do live in a compost pile.

  • More than happy to be a part of your smoothie, though.

  • It's always been a dream of mine to become a sludge. (burps)

  • - There is no way we're drinking Grody Potato.

  • - But what other choice do we have?

  • We can't chop Onion, it'd make me cry,

  • and we can't chop Rutabaga, his name's too fun to say.

  • Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga.

  • - Orange!

  • - (laughs) Okay, I'll stop.

  • - No, I mean, Orange.

  • - (gasps) Me?

  • But, if I was gone, who would motorboat

  • when you're trying to read?

  • - Great point.

  • - And if I was gone, who would burp you awake very morning

  • hours before your alarm clock is set to go off?

  • - Here's a ladder to help you get up there.

  • - If I was gone, who would wake everyone up at 3:00 AM

  • every night with kazooing?

  • - Hmm, probably best to go with the smoothie setting, right?

  • I bet puree would work nicely too, though.

  • - Pear, I can't believe you want me to get in the blender.

  • - Dude, not two minutes ago, you were telling me

  • to get in there.

  • - But that's different, I'm the highest rated character

  • on this show. (laughs)

  • - (grunts) Well, you said it yourself, dude.

  • We have to blend somebody.

  • The audience tuned in for a smoothie challenge video.

  • - I know, I know, but who?

  • - Who indeed.

  • If only there was someone super willing to be turned

  • into a smoothie.

  • Hmm, now who could that be?

  • - (groans) Fine, hop in, Grody Potato.

  • - Yeah, all right!

  • Let me just pop an eye out and Geronimo!

  • - Any last words, Grody?

  • - Kick the tires and light the fires, Pear!

  • - (groans) Gladly.

  • (blender running) - Oh yeah! (laughs)

  • - Well, smoothie's ready.

  • I guess we gotta drink it?

  • - Maybe we just throw it out and say we did?

  • - Uh uh uh, you gotta drink it!

  • I got my eye on you, ya son of a gun.

  • - Who said that?

  • - You remind me of a guy I got into a fight with

  • in El Paso over a taco.

  • - Oh, for crying out loud!

  • - Well, a deal's a deal. (burps)

  • You have to be good sports about this.

  • After all, I was a good sport. (laughs)

  • - (laughs) Nice.

  • - (groans) Fine, here goes nothin'.

  • - Well, how is it?

  • - Ha, it's actually not half-- (vomits)

  • - Ew.

  • - (burps) Yeah, I taste pretty good, don't I?

  • (Grody slurping and sighing)

  • - What up, fruit lovers?

  • Ey-O and the gang here with something super cool. (laughs)

  • - Today we're doing the brain freeze challenge,

  • so we're bringing in a whole bunch of frozen treats.

  • - Oh wow, we got ice cream, we got Popsicles,

  • we even got Slurpees?

  • Oh man, I love all this stuff.

  • - You might be singin' a different tune in a few minutes,

  • 'cause here's the deal.

  • It's a race to see how fast each one of us

  • can eat the stuff on their plate.

  • Whoever eats the most wins.

  • - And whoever eats the least?

  • - They'll have to spin the punishment wheel!

  • - Yay, I love things that are round, including you guys!

  • - Let's do this thing, Grapefruit is ready to roll.

  • - Okay, everyone get your Popsicles ready.

  • Three, two, one, go!

  • - Hey, no fair catching me off guard like that!

  • - What are you talking about, dude?

  • I counted down from three.

  • - Oh.

  • - Wow, Little Apple, in addition to being illiterate,

  • can you also not count?

  • - Um, I'd like to plead the Fourth.

  • - It's the Fifth, bro!

  • Wow, are you bad with numbers.

  • (Grandpa Lemon snoring)

  • - Um, guys, Grandpa Lemon's already asleep.

  • - This is great, he'll get last place for sure.

  • It's a race for first, people.

  • It's been a minute since I've won one of these challenges,

  • but today that all changes.

  • (screams) Who else is starting to get a brain freeze?

  • - Not me.

  • - Me neither.

  • - Three neither! (laughs)

  • - Was that a joke?

  • I don't get it.

  • - Oh man, oh it hurts, owie owie owie!

  • Seriously, am I the only one in pain right now?

  • - Um, dude, you might want to slow down.

  • Your head's looking a little, well, frozen.

  • - Grapefruit, you better slow down, or Elsa. (laughs)

  • (Grapefruit groaning)

  • Let it go, let it go!

  • - [Pear and Little Apple] Shut up!

  • - Yeesh, you don't need to be so cold. (laughs)

  • - Hey, did anyone notice Grandpa Lemon wake up?

  • - No, why?

  • - Because his Popsicle's completely finished,

  • plus half his ice cream.

  • (Grandpa Lemon snoring)

  • - What, I have even finished my Popsicle yet!

  • - Grapefruit, dude, you should slow down!

  • Your head looks like the planet Hoth.

  • - Hoth?

  • - Uh oh, Pear, your Star Wars reference went way over

  • Grapefruit's frozen head. (laughs)

  • (Grapefruit growling)

  • - Yay, I'm definitely starting to feel

  • a little brain freeze!

  • - A little, a little?

  • - Um, could we stop shouting the word little please?

  • It's a derogatory term to certain people.

  • - Guys, Grandpa Lemon's Slurpee is halfway gone.

  • (Grandpa Lemon snoring)

  • - How is that possible?

  • - I don't know, Frosty! (laughs)

  • - (grunts) You, you won't be callin' me Frosty

  • when I win this challenge!

  • - And Grandpa Lemon's Slurpee is finished.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - What the, how the--

  • - Wow, lesson learned.

  • Never sleep on Grandpa Lemon! (laughs)

  • - Wake up, Grandpa Lemon, you won, yay!

  • - Huh, one, what's this about one?

  • One, two, three, four?

  • - Someone wanna tell me what he's babbling on about?

  • - Oh, would you look at that?

  • Guess I got a case of the old sleep eats.

  • - Yeah, that's not a thing.

  • - So, Grandpa Lemon won, but now we gotta see who lost.

  • Everyone, put their Slurpees together.

  • (sad music)

  • - Seriously?

  • I'm over here living life as an ice cube,

  • and I still lost the challenge? (sobs)

  • - Sorry Grapefruit, but those are the rules.

  • You gotta spin the punishment wheel.

  • - Fine, gets me one step closer

  • to a warm bath.

  • Nice.

  • Wait, no no no no no no!

  • - [All] Oh!

  • - What does it say?

  • It's a number, isn't it?

  • (bright upbeat music)

- Hey fruit lovers, it's your boy, Little Apple.

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