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  • - Hey fruit lovers, it's your boy, Little Apple.

  • I'm here with Grapefruit, and today we're taking on

  • the sour candy challenge.

  • - A challenge might not be the right word for it.

  • This is gonna be a breeze for me.

  • - Okay then, so I brought a bunch of different sour candies,

  • Lemonheads, Atomic Warheads, Sour Patch Kids.

  • What'd you bring, Grapefruit?

  • And also, why is that pail next to you

  • glowing green so ominously?

  • - (laughs) I'm glad you asked.

  • I take it you don't know about Extreme Danger Goo.

  • - No, never heard of it.

  • - Little Apple, prepare to have your mind blow

  • and your lips pursed.

  • Extreme Danger Goo is only the sourest candy

  • in the known universe.

  • Just look at the warning label.

  • Use with extreme caution, may dissolve your intestines,

  • may dissolve your tongue, may dissolve materials

  • of any kind.

  • - What the what!

  • Why would anyone want to put this stuff in their body?

  • - For greatness, of course.

  • To achieve something that's never been achieved before.

  • - You mean no one's ever eaten Extreme Danger Goo?

  • - Not without getting irreparable stomach ulcers,

  • they haven't, and yours truly is gonna be the first.

  • - Huh, I guess if that floats your boat.

  • I take it you've been training or something.

  • - Oh, you silly, silly, silly Little Apple.

  • Of course I haven't been training.

  • Do you understand how tough I am?

  • I'll be able to handle it.

  • - Okay, but--

  • - Don't you worry about me, little buddy.

  • I've got abs of steel and a small intestine to match it.

  • Shall we begin?

  • - All right, first up, we got Lemonheads.

  • Mmm, very delicious, only mildly sour.

  • I'm gonna give these one pucker.

  • Grapefruit?

  • - Oh, I mean these things are at least an eight

  • or a nine on the pucker scale,

  • nothing I can't handle, but wow, my cheeks are practically

  • touching each other on the inside of my mouth.

  • - (scoffs) Are you serious?

  • Lemonheads aren't even that sour.

  • - They aren't?

  • What does the warning label on the box say?

  • - No, there is no warning label.

  • - Like I'm gonna take your word for it.

  • You're illiterate.

  • - (yells) For the last time, I am not illiterate!

  • If you can't take Lemonheads, I don't think you're gonna

  • be able to handle that Danger Goop stuff that you brought.

  • - It's Danger Goo, thank you very much,

  • and I will absolutely be able to stand it.

  • I just gotta ease the old taste buds into it,

  • warm 'em up first, that's all.

  • What do we got next?

  • - Okay, next up are Atomic Warheads.

  • - Okay, sounds... intense.

  • - Whoa, this thing's at least six puckers.

  • - Really, you give it a six?

  • - What, you don't think it's sour?

  • - Not in the slightest.

  • I give it one pucker.

  • Heck, I give it zero puckers, that's just how tough I am.

  • - So, if it's zero puckers, why is your entire face

  • puckered right now?

  • - I have no idea what you're talking about.

  • - (scoffs) Whatever, so I guess you'll have no problem

  • with the most intense candy I brought, Toxic Waste.

  • - Toxic what now?

  • (record screeching to a stop)

  • - Toxic Waste, go ahead, have some since you're so tough.

  • I bet it's nowhere near as sour as that

  • Danger Goo you brought.

  • - Okay, let's take it easy.

  • Let's just take a minute and think about what we're doing.

  • Is it hot in here, can we open the window?

  • (Grapefruit laughing nervously)

  • - Ooh, whoa!

  • Oh, that's the sourest candy yet!

  • I better give it 10 puckers.

  • - 10?

  • That's all of the puckers!

  • - Go ahead, tough guy, pucker up!

  • - Oh, oh that's not so ba--

  • (Grapefruit screaming)

  • Yeah, it barely even registered

  • to my super tough taste buds.

  • I'm gonna give it zero puckers.

  • - Is that why you puckered so hard your entire body

  • turned inside out?

  • - Let's go with... yes?

  • - So, should we even continue?

  • - No, no, I'm all puckered out for the day!

  • - Probably for the best.

  • That Danger Goo stuff dissolved straight through

  • its packaging and the counter.

  • - Oh!

  • Oh thank goodness, my stomach is screaming

  • in pain right now.

  • - Holy Toledo, that hole's super deep!

  • I wonder how far down it went.

  • - I mean, that stuff is pretty darn sour.

  • It could've gone straight down to the earth's core

  • for all we know. (laughs)

  • - (laughs) That's funny.

  • I mean, it's a joke, right?

  • You don't think it actually could have gone

  • all the way down to the...

  • Was that your stomach?

  • - It was not.

  • (both screaming)

  • - Howdy, howdy, howdy, fruit lovers.

  • Ey-O here with Grapefruit.

  • Today, we're doing another hot sauce challenge.

  • - Last time I did a hot sauce challenge, I...

  • Well, let's just say, it could have gone better.

  • - Yo, what you talkin' 'bout?

  • You got straight up smoked! (laughs)

  • - That's one way of--

  • - Roll that footage.

  • - Wait!

  • - Are you crying?

  • - I'm not sure, I think I might actually be bleeding

  • from my eyeballs.

  • - Yeah, you might say the last challenge

  • didn't go so hot for ol' Grapefruit. (laughs)

  • - Fantastic.

  • So for today's video, we went out and got some

  • super intense hot sauces and also got some really

  • mild hot sauces.

  • - (laughs) Shocknado, Born to be Mild, I like these names,

  • very punny. (laughs)

  • - I'm glad you like the names.

  • Keep those in mind 'cause they'll be important later.

  • Now then, here's how the challenge works.

  • We each get served a hot wing.

  • One hot wing will have an intense hot sauce on it,

  • and one will have a mild sauce.

  • We don't know who's gonna get the hot one,

  • could be you, could be me.

  • - Like a game of Russian chew-lette. (laughs)

  • - Uh, anyway, if you can guess the brand just by taste

  • you get to drink a glass of milk for sweet, sweet relief.

  • If you guess wrong, you gotta live with the pain.

  • Make sense?

  • - Nope, but I like it that way.

  • La la la la la la la la la la!

  • - Okay, let's get this show on the road.

  • Thank you, mysterious waitress hands.

  • Ready, Orange?

  • - Not yet! (burps)

  • Okay, I'm ready. (laughs)

  • - Then one, two, three, hot wing!

  • - Mmm, this is pretty good.

  • I think I got the mild one.

  • How 'bout you, Grapefruit?

  • (Grapefruit screaming)

  • Whoa, looks like I got the nice one and you got

  • the spice one. (laughs)

  • - I need milk, milk!

  • - Ah ah ah, you gotta guess the name, remember?

  • Dem's the rules.

  • - You're right, okay.

  • Uh, amid the fiery pain, I think I detect the essence

  • of avocados, so I'll go with Fire Festival?

  • (Orange making a buzzer sound)

  • - It was Blistering Hipster.

  • - Ah, I should've known.

  • The blisters already forming inside my cheeks

  • should've been a dead giveaway.

  • - As for my hot sauce guess, the taste makes me think

  • of kazoos, which makes me think of Kazakhstan,

  • which makes me think of my friend Stan,

  • which makes me think of what a fan of nature I am,

  • so my guess is the Call of the Mild.

  • (bell dinging) Woo hoo!

  • Bottoms up!

  • - I don't really follow your logic, but I guess even

  • a broken clock is right twice a day. (chuckles)

  • - (burps) Round two, what say you? (laughs)

  • - Whatever gets me closer to enchanted milk!

  • Thank you, mysterious waitress hands.

  • - Oh wow!

  • Did you do your nails since we last saw you?

  • Love 'em!

  • - Enough chit chat, my lips are magma.

  • One, two, three, hot wing!

  • - Mmm, whoa, okay.

  • Mmm, this one might be the hot one, maybe.

  • It has a little spice to it.

  • Is yours as hot as the last time?

  • I can't tell if this is the hot one or the--

  • (Grapefruit screaming)

  • Well, I guess that answers that burning question. (laughs)

  • - Milk!

  • - What's your guess?

  • - I taste burning, but that could just be my own tongue.

  • I'm going with Seven Deadly Sins?

  • (Orange making a buzzer sound)

  • - But close, Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hot Sauce brand.

  • - Grr, I want that milk!

  • - Now for my guess, hmm...

  • - Please hurry, my throat is an oven!

  • - So, chicken wings make me think of rubber chickens,

  • which makes me think of rubber baby buggy bumpers,

  • which makes me think the name of my hot sauce is

  • Red Headed Step Mild.

  • (bell dinging)

  • - (laughs) Yay!

  • - How the heck did you get so lucky twice in a row?

  • - Mmm, well I don't know how lucky I am.

  • All this milk's starting to give me a tummy ache.

  • - My large intestine is a furnace.

  • I would do anything for milk right now.

  • - Then let's get theet around three. (laughs)

  • Whoa, hey, did you get engaged since we last saw you?

  • I thought I noticed something different.

  • It's gorgeous, congratulations--

  • - Later, we can talk about this later

  • when my innards aren't melting!

  • Okay, this one has to be mild, no way I get

  • three hot ones in a row.

  • One, two, three, hot sauce!

  • - Mmm, oh yep, you're right.

  • Oh, this one definitely has more kick than the last

  • two I had.

  • (Grapefruit screaming)

  • Wow, whoa, round three just got lit! (laughs)

  • - This one's definitely the hottest yet.

  • Man, I gotta guess this one right, I just gotta!

  • Um, okay, what name sounds the hottest?

  • Infinity Hot, don't know what it means,

  • but I'm goin' with it.

  • (bell dinging) - Correct!

  • - Yes, give me that milk, come to daddy!

  • Huh?

  • - Sorry, I guess I drank it all. (burps)

  • - You're sorry?

  • My entire body is a kiln, and you're sorry?

  • - Well, not as sorry as I'm gonna be.

  • - Why is that?

  • - Well, that was a whole lotta-- (vomits)

  • - Mark my words, people, I am never doing

  • a hot sauce challenge again.

  • (Orange screaming)

  • - Hey everyone, Pear and Orange here.

  • Today we're doing the pizza challenge.

  • You like pizza, right, Orange?

  • - Of course.

  • If you ask me, anyone who doesn't like pizzas is

  • a real weird-dough. (laughs)

  • - Here's how it'll work.

  • We've got 10 mystery ingredients hidden inside these bags.

  • Orange and I will each pick five.

  • Whatever's inside our bags, we have to put it on our pizza.

  • - Then we gotta eat a