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  • 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Hi.

  • Hey, Chris.

  • Hello, Ellen.

  • I haven't seen you in a long time.

  • It has.

  • It feels like it's been too long.

  • I know.

  • You look good.

  • Oh, thank you.

  • You--

  • Are you happy?

  • I'm very happy.

  • I haven't seen you since you got married.

  • Congratulations.

  • Thank you.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Awe, thanks, guys.

  • 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:19,580 Still married, still hanging in there?

  • No, unfortunately.

  • It's over.

  • Oh, no.

  • No, no, yeah, still married, still hanging in, going strong.

  • Yeah, oh, good.

  • You posted a picture from your honeymoon, I believe this is.

  • And I want to talk about it because it

  • looks extremely painful.

  • Yes.

  • You'll notice the butt, that's the color I typically am.

  • Yes.

  • However, what I was thinking, I think it's this.

  • Over the last five years, I've been doing all of these movies.

  • And in those movies I look so tan,

  • but I forget that it's sprayed on.

  • And I thought I might get myself a little color.

  • And I laid out and that took no more than nine minutes.

  • No.

  • I'm serious.

  • You're not-- that's impossible.

  • Where were you?

  • Here's what I remember.

  • Were you on the sun?

  • That's where we vacationed, yeah.

  • Well, we were in a tropical location.

  • And I just remembered Katherine saying,

  • you have to put on sunscreen.

  • And I said, no, I want to get a little base going.

  • And then we'll throw some SPF on.

  • I laid out.

  • And I was like, [SNIFFING] is someone

  • cooking Norwegian bacon?

  • It happened so fast.

  • I forgot how translucent my skin is.

  • That must have put a damper on your honeymoon.

  • It did.

  • It did.

  • How long did that hurt?

  • A long time.

  • I still have a weird tan line from it.

  • Really?

  • Yeah, that's not going to end well.

  • Well, then next time just take your pants off.

  • So it evens out.

  • That's it.

  • That's what I have to do.

  • Yeah, no, it was shirts on, swimming

  • for the rest of the week, which is so sexy on all of our--

  • everything shirt on.

  • Everything shirt on.

  • The whole--

  • Any activity that happens on a honeymoon, shirt on.

  • So--

  • Sexy.

  • Yeah, really sexy.

  • You've got a longtime together.

  • That's true.

  • So she has time to see you with your shirt off.

  • And when did you-- just turned 40.

  • I did.

  • Yeah, I'm 40 now.

  • Thank you, yes.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Yeah, yeah, I'm 40 now.

  • How does that feel?

  • It feels good.

  • I mean, growing up, I thought 40 was so old.

  • And I realize now that it only seems

  • old to people who were the age I was when I thought that.

  • Right, exactly.

  • But it feels fine.

  • I mean, my body makes a lot more noises now.

  • I have an ankle that just every third step is going to crack.

  • My knees pop.

  • It's I got brass band living in my hips.

  • My back can scat.

  • Wow, that's impressive.

  • Oh, there it is.

  • Oh, there it is.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Yeah, it's pretty cool.

  • Did you hear that?

  • Yeah.

  • Don't do that.

  • They tell you not to do it.

  • No, you shouldn't do it.

  • But it's so hard not to do it.

  • No--

  • It's a little trick I have.

  • Don't do it.

  • I want to talk about what Katherine got you for--

  • was this-- what kind of gift was it?

  • Was it a birthday gift?

  • Yeah, this was a birthday gift, yeah.

  • OK, let's see them when they were given to you, the age

  • that they were given to you.

  • What kind of pigs are they?

  • Those are called Kunekune pigs.

  • They're our pets.

  • And they are called Tim and Faith.

  • 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:25,780 They're obviously based on the beautiful love

  • story of the two country artists Tim McGraw and Faith Hill.

  • And if you look, you can kind of see that there's

  • a palpable chemistry there.

  • And they're brother and sister.

  • But that doesn't matter in the pig world.

  • They can do that.

  • It's not illegal.

  • OK, not with pigs?

  • No.

  • But now let's show the size.

  • What are they now?

  • They're huge, right?

  • They're massive.

  • Yeah, they're huge.

  • Yeah, they'll probably get upwards-- they're probably

  • 300 or 250 to 300 pounds now.

  • But they'll double in size in the next couple of years.

  • Yeah, because pigs just keep growing.

  • They get big.

  • That's unfortunate because--

  • Eat like pigs.

  • Yeah, they do.

  • But they don't sweat like pigs.

  • Pigs don't sweat.

  • I heard that.

  • Yeah, they don't sweat.

  • They like-- but they're so smart.

  • They just-- which makes them terrible pets for your yard

  • because they will dig giant holes in your yard

  • to try to create some mud holes for them to lay in.

  • Because it cools them off.

  • Yeah, it cools them off.

  • Because they can't sweat.

  • That's why they do it.

  • But they're smart as can be.

  • They are.

  • I'm going to get me some at some point.

  • Are you going to get some?

  • I think so.

  • Let me get you some.

  • OK.

  • I'll send you some pigs.

  • You want Kunekune's?

  • Let me get some land.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • No, no, no, no, they're going to live with you and Portia.

  • I want them to live with us.

  • Yeah.

  • But our dogs would--

  • I think that they would chase them around.

  • Right, yeah.

  • But I do want to get pigs, and goats, and sheep.

  • I want to get all of them.

  • That's amazing.

  • Yeah.

  • Do it.

  • It's so nice.

  • Do you have more things than that?

  • Don't you have other things?

  • Yeah, I've got sheep.

  • I've got goats.

  • In fact, it's lambing season, right now.

  • So we have 56 pregnant ewes.

  • So we will have somewhere-- each ewe

  • will have on average 1 and 1/2.

  • So like one has a single.

  • One kicks out twins.

  • And so they're being born right now as we speak.

  • We had two more born last night.

  • I love ewes.

  • Yeah, they're so-- I love ewes.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I love ewes, too.

  • I love ewes.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Let's talk about this trip to Iceland you--

  • so you were working on a film, right?

  • Yes.

  • Tell the story because this is crazy what happened.

  • Yeah, OK, so I'm working on this film.

  • It's called The Tomorrow World.

  • It will come out on Christmas.

  • And I executive produced on this film.

  • And one of the ideas was to make this feel global,

  • we would shoot on a glacier.

  • And we went to Iceland.

  • We shot on a glacier that has never before been shot on.

  • It's unbelievable.

  • It's really hard to shoot there, especially when

  • you shoot there in winter.

  • And there's four hours of sunlight per day.

  • But when we got up there, they had just uncovered--

  • and this is crazy.

  • A couple weeks before a couple had

  • been found in a fissure that had fallen down.

  • They'd been in there for over 80 years.

  • And sadly, they didn't make it.

  • Yeah, they were fully preserved in their glacier hiking clothes

  • from whatever that would be 1930 or 1940.

  • Wow.

  • They had like their supplies, their rations, and note.

  • They were lovers.

  • And they fell down in a hole and just went missing.

  • And just recently--

  • And now, the family now has--

  • that's crazy.

  • Isn't that wild?

  • Yes.

  • Thankfully we got out and nobody fell in any holes--

  • Yeah.

  • --that we're reporting.

  • Good for you.

  • Yeah.

  • All right, we're going to take a break.

  • More with Chris after this.

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  • [SCREAMS]

  • [BLEEP]

  • God!

  • [BLEEP]

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