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  • THIS IS HOW IT WORKS, I WILL SHOW YOU A NEWS STORY WRITTEN

  • ONLY IN EMOJIS, WILL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT NEWS STORY

  • IS ALL ABOUT.

  • SO WHO HERE THINKS THAT THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?

  • WHO KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS, WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE DOING?

  • DO YOU REALLY, DO YOU?

  • OKAY, COME, STAND UP FOR ME, COME RIGHT HERE, HOW ARE YOU?

  • >> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.

  • >> James: I'M VERY WELL, WHAT IS YOUR NAME.

  • >> KATHERINE.

  • >> James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM.

  • >> HERE IN LOS ANGELES.

  • >> James: WITH BRINGS YOU TO THE SHOW TODAY.

  • >> YOU.

  • >> James: NO, KATHERINE, STOP.

  • WHAT YOU WOULD YOU NORMALLY BE DOING ON A MONDAY IF YOU WEREN'T

  • HERE RIGHT NOW.

  • >> I WOULD ACTUALLY BE WORKING.

  • >> James: WHAT DO YOU DO, WHERE DO YOU WORK.

  • >> I WORK FOR THE L.A. COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH SERVICES.

  • >> James: WHAT DOES THAT ENTAIL.

  • WHAT DO YOU DO?

  • >> WE'RE LIKE WHEN PEOPLE WANT TO JOIN THE COUNTY THEY HAVE TO

  • DO ALL OF THESE TESTS, WERE IN CHARGE OF ALL OF THAT.

  • >> James: CAN I BE HONEST, KATHERINE, I SWITCHED OFF.

  • YOU MUST FIND THAT A LOT.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: YOU MUST GET THAT A LOT.

  • >> IT'S OKAY.

  • >> James: NOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJIS.

  • >> I BELIEVE I DO.

  • >> James: REALLY, YOU ARE I A BIG EMOJI USER.

  • >> YES.

  • >> James: WHAT IS YOUR MAIN GO TO HE EMERGENCIEE.

  • >> THE LAUGHING.

  • >> James: I'M LAUGH SOG MUCH I'M CRYING MY EYES OUT.

  • >> WHAT DOES THATK LOO LIKE?

  • WITH TEARS.

  • >> James: I SEE IT, YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJIS AND YOU KNOW YOUR

  • NEWS STORIES, SO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.

  • >> I HOPE SO.

  • >> James: WHO ARE YOU HERE WITH TODAY.

  • >> MY MOTHER AND MY COUSIN.

  • >> James: HI MOM, HI COUSIN.

  • ARE YOU BIG EMOJI USERS?

  • NO?

  • OKAY, YOU DON'T TAKE THEM VERY MUCH.

  • OKAY.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • OKAY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEWS STORY HER

  • TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS NEWS STORY COULD BE.

  • AT ANY POINT TODAY, KATHERINE.

  • >> SOMEONEAN IN FRONT OF A CA

  • I DON'T KNOW.

  • >> James: SOMEONE RAN IN FRONT OF A CAR.

  • THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE GOING FOR.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT THIS MADE THE NEWS.

  • I KNOW THERE IS SLOW NEWS DAYS BUT SOMEONE RUNNING IN FRONT OF

  • A CAR, ANY IDEAS?

  • >> NO.

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, I TELL YOU WHAT IT IS, POLICE IN

  • MINNESOTA PULLED OVER A MAN WHO WAS TRYING TO USE THE CARPOOL

  • LANE WITH A SKELETON IN HIS PASSENGER SEAT.

  • YES.

  • CAN I SAY, LOOK, IN MY DEFENSE, I-- I THOUGHT IT WAS MICK

  • JAGGER, OKAY.

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING CATHERINEMENT TAKE A SEAT.

  • WHO ELSE KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS?

  • (APPLAUSE) HERE LET'S MOVE AMONGST YOU.

  • LET ME SEE.

  • YOU'RE VERY CONFIDENT.

  • COME ON OUT, STEP ON OUT, HOW ARE YOU?

  • >> GOOD, GOODK HOW ARE YOU.

  • >> James: YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO ON A HIGHER STEP.

  • DID YOU SEE HOW HE DID THAT?

  • HE WAS LIKE, HE WAS LIKE-- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

  • OH NO, I'M OF FOOT 7.

  • HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE YOU ARE FROM.

  • >> DANIEL FROM ARIZONA.

  • >> James: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING, WHAT BRINGS TO YOU THE

  • SHOW.

  • >> I'M A MAKEUP ARTIST.

  • >> James: ARE YOU REALLY, BE HONESTK YOU CAN TELL MY EYE IS

  • BAD.

  • >> I CAN TELL YOU ARE WEARING MAKEUP.

  • >> James: THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED.

  • (LAUGHTER) THAT WASN'T THE-- OF COURSE I'M

  • WEARING MAKEUP BUT CAN YOU SEE.

  • >> OH, WAY.

  • >> James: CAN YOU SEE THAT MY EYE IS PAD.

  • >> YEAH, IT'S PRETTY READY.

  • >> James: IS IT READY, IS IT REALLY READY QUNS YEAH.

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, SHE IS REAL ESTATE LIKE YAIRK IT'S

  • REALLY BAD.

  • WHAT WOULD YOU DO AS A MAKEUP ARTIST TO TAKE AWAY THE

  • REDDENING OF MY EYEWITNESSES TO BE HONNIST I WOULD PUT AN EYE

  • PATCH ON, I THINK THAT WOULD BE PRETTY FIERCE.

  • >> THAT WOULD BE COOL.

  • >> James: I WOULD QUITE LIKE TO DO THE SHOW IN AN EYE PATCH

  • AND NEVER MENTION IT DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO TH T ONE DAY,

  • REG, WE SHOULD ALL WEAR EYE PATCHES AND NEVER MENTION IT.

  • >> Reggie: ABSOLUTELY, OF COURSE.

  • >> James: SERIOUSLY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH MY

  • EYEWITNESSES I WOULDN'T PUT ANY MAKEUP NEAR T I WOULDN'T WANT TO

  • GET IT MORE INFECTED.

  • >> James: YOU ARE A LOVELY MAN.

  • >> THANKS.

  • >> James: YOU ARE A LOVELY MAN.

  • >> ST PRETTY READY SWRZ TELL ME THE TRUTH S IT BAD.

  • >> I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH, IT'S PRETTY RED.

  • >> James: I FEEL LIKE IT'S GETTING WORSE THROUGHOUT-- IT'S

  • NOT INFECTIOUS, NO, IT'S NOT INFECTIOUS, NO, NO, IT IS NOT AN

  • INFECTION T IS LIKE NO, GOD NO.

  • >> OKAY, GOOD.

  • YEAH, IT'S READY.

  • >> James: HONESTLY, ST ONLY IF I TOUCH YOU.

  • I'M TEASING.

  • NOW DO YOU USE A LOT OF EMOJIS.

  • >> YEAH, OF COURSE.

  • >> James: WHAT IS YOUR GO TO MOG.

  • >> I USE THE ONE THAT IS LIKE, I JUST DID SOMETHING NAUGHTY, YOU

  • KNOW THE SIDE EYE.

  • >> James: THAT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.

  • >> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS.

  • >> James: I THINK IT IS LIKE MEH.

  • THAT IS THE DIRCHESZ BETWEEN ME BEING MARRIED AND YOU OBVIOUSLY

  • NOT BEING MARRIED.

  • I JUST DID SOMETHING DIRTY.

  • I'M LIKE, I'M MORE LIKE YEAH, I COULD GET CHINESE FOOD.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEWS STORY.

  • TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING ON HERE.

  • >> OH WOW.

  • >> James: WHAT WAS THE OH WOW, IS THAT BECAUSE OF THE EGGPLANT

  • IN THERE.

  • >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

  • OKAY.

  • SO THIS MAN'S EGGPLANT WAS CRUSHED ON A BICYCLE GEAR AND HE

  • CRIED AND HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

  • SO CRUSHED IN HIS BIKE CHAIN, THAT IS WHAT IT IS.

  • >> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT, MI GOING TO GIVE YOU THAT, BECAUSE

  • IT YOU ARE PRETTY CLOSE, A MAN IN MALAYSIAS IS RUSHED TO THE

  • HOSPITAL AFTER GETTING HIS PENIS STUCK IN A BICYCLE GEAR.

  • THAT WAS EMOJI NEWS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RUPAUL AND

  • RACHEL BROSNAHAN.

THIS IS HOW IT WORKS, I WILL SHOW YOU A NEWS STORY WRITTEN

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