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THIS IS HOW IT WORKS, I WILL SHOW YOU A NEWS STORY WRITTEN
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ONLY IN EMOJIS, WILL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT NEWS STORY
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IS ALL ABOUT.
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SO WHO HERE THINKS THAT THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?
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WHO KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS, WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE DOING?
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DO YOU REALLY, DO YOU?
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OKAY, COME, STAND UP FOR ME, COME RIGHT HERE, HOW ARE YOU?
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>> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
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>> James: I'M VERY WELL, WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
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>> KATHERINE.
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>> James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
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>> HERE IN LOS ANGELES.
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>> James: WITH BRINGS YOU TO THE SHOW TODAY.
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>> YOU.
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>> James: NO, KATHERINE, STOP.
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WHAT YOU WOULD YOU NORMALLY BE DOING ON A MONDAY IF YOU WEREN'T
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HERE RIGHT NOW.
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>> I WOULD ACTUALLY BE WORKING.
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>> James: WHAT DO YOU DO, WHERE DO YOU WORK.
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>> I WORK FOR THE L.A. COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH SERVICES.
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>> James: WHAT DOES THAT ENTAIL.
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WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>> WE'RE LIKE WHEN PEOPLE WANT TO JOIN THE COUNTY THEY HAVE TO
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DO ALL OF THESE TESTS, WERE IN CHARGE OF ALL OF THAT.
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>> James: CAN I BE HONEST, KATHERINE, I SWITCHED OFF.
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YOU MUST FIND THAT A LOT.
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>> YEAH.
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>> James: YOU MUST GET THAT A LOT.
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>> IT'S OKAY.
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>> James: NOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJIS.
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>> I BELIEVE I DO.
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>> James: REALLY, YOU ARE I A BIG EMOJI USER.
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>> YES.
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>> James: WHAT IS YOUR MAIN GO TO HE EMERGENCIEE.
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>> THE LAUGHING.
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>> James: I'M LAUGH SOG MUCH I'M CRYING MY EYES OUT.
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>> WHAT DOES THATK LOO LIKE?
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WITH TEARS.
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>> James: I SEE IT, YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJIS AND YOU KNOW YOUR
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NEWS STORIES, SO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.
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>> I HOPE SO.
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>> James: WHO ARE YOU HERE WITH TODAY.
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>> MY MOTHER AND MY COUSIN.
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>> James: HI MOM, HI COUSIN.
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ARE YOU BIG EMOJI USERS?
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NO?
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OKAY, YOU DON'T TAKE THEM VERY MUCH.
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OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OKAY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEWS STORY HER
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TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS NEWS STORY COULD BE.
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AT ANY POINT TODAY, KATHERINE.
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>> SOMEONEAN IN FRONT OF A CA
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I DON'T KNOW.
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>> James: SOMEONE RAN IN FRONT OF A CAR.
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THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE GOING FOR.
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>> YEAH.
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>> James: I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT THIS MADE THE NEWS.
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I KNOW THERE IS SLOW NEWS DAYS BUT SOMEONE RUNNING IN FRONT OF
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A CAR, ANY IDEAS?
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>> NO.
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>> James: ALL RIGHT, I TELL YOU WHAT IT IS, POLICE IN
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MINNESOTA PULLED OVER A MAN WHO WAS TRYING TO USE THE CARPOOL
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LANE WITH A SKELETON IN HIS PASSENGER SEAT.
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YES.
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CAN I SAY, LOOK, IN MY DEFENSE, I-- I THOUGHT IT WAS MICK
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JAGGER, OKAY.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING CATHERINEMENT TAKE A SEAT.
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WHO ELSE KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS?
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(APPLAUSE) HERE LET'S MOVE AMONGST YOU.
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LET ME SEE.
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YOU'RE VERY CONFIDENT.
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COME ON OUT, STEP ON OUT, HOW ARE YOU?
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>> GOOD, GOODK HOW ARE YOU.
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>> James: YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO ON A HIGHER STEP.
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DID YOU SEE HOW HE DID THAT?
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HE WAS LIKE, HE WAS LIKE-- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
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OH NO, I'M OF FOOT 7.
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HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE YOU ARE FROM.
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>> DANIEL FROM ARIZONA.
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>> James: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING, WHAT BRINGS TO YOU THE
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SHOW.
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>> I'M A MAKEUP ARTIST.
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>> James: ARE YOU REALLY, BE HONESTK YOU CAN TELL MY EYE IS
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BAD.
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>> I CAN TELL YOU ARE WEARING MAKEUP.
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>> James: THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED.
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(LAUGHTER) THAT WASN'T THE-- OF COURSE I'M
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WEARING MAKEUP BUT CAN YOU SEE.
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>> OH, WAY.
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>> James: CAN YOU SEE THAT MY EYE IS PAD.
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>> YEAH, IT'S PRETTY READY.
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>> James: IS IT READY, IS IT REALLY READY QUNS YEAH.
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>> James: ALL RIGHT, SHE IS REAL ESTATE LIKE YAIRK IT'S
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REALLY BAD.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO AS A MAKEUP ARTIST TO TAKE AWAY THE
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REDDENING OF MY EYEWITNESSES TO BE HONNIST I WOULD PUT AN EYE
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PATCH ON, I THINK THAT WOULD BE PRETTY FIERCE.
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>> THAT WOULD BE COOL.
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>> James: I WOULD QUITE LIKE TO DO THE SHOW IN AN EYE PATCH
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AND NEVER MENTION IT DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO TH T ONE DAY,
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REG, WE SHOULD ALL WEAR EYE PATCHES AND NEVER MENTION IT.
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>> Reggie: ABSOLUTELY, OF COURSE.
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>> James: SERIOUSLY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH MY
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EYEWITNESSES I WOULDN'T PUT ANY MAKEUP NEAR T I WOULDN'T WANT TO
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GET IT MORE INFECTED.
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>> James: YOU ARE A LOVELY MAN.
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>> THANKS.
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>> James: YOU ARE A LOVELY MAN.
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>> ST PRETTY READY SWRZ TELL ME THE TRUTH S IT BAD.
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>> I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH, IT'S PRETTY RED.
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>> James: I FEEL LIKE IT'S GETTING WORSE THROUGHOUT-- IT'S
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NOT INFECTIOUS, NO, IT'S NOT INFECTIOUS, NO, NO, IT IS NOT AN
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INFECTION T IS LIKE NO, GOD NO.
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>> OKAY, GOOD.
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YEAH, IT'S READY.
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>> James: HONESTLY, ST ONLY IF I TOUCH YOU.
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I'M TEASING.
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NOW DO YOU USE A LOT OF EMOJIS.
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>> YEAH, OF COURSE.
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>> James: WHAT IS YOUR GO TO MOG.
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>> I USE THE ONE THAT IS LIKE, I JUST DID SOMETHING NAUGHTY, YOU
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KNOW THE SIDE EYE.
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>> James: THAT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.
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>> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS.
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>> James: I THINK IT IS LIKE MEH.
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THAT IS THE DIRCHESZ BETWEEN ME BEING MARRIED AND YOU OBVIOUSLY
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NOT BEING MARRIED.
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I JUST DID SOMETHING DIRTY.
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I'M LIKE, I'M MORE LIKE YEAH, I COULD GET CHINESE FOOD.
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ALL RIGHT.
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TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEWS STORY.
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TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING ON HERE.
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>> OH WOW.
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>> James: WHAT WAS THE OH WOW, IS THAT BECAUSE OF THE EGGPLANT
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IN THERE.
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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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OKAY.
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SO THIS MAN'S EGGPLANT WAS CRUSHED ON A BICYCLE GEAR AND HE
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CRIED AND HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
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SO CRUSHED IN HIS BIKE CHAIN, THAT IS WHAT IT IS.
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>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT, MI GOING TO GIVE YOU THAT, BECAUSE
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IT YOU ARE PRETTY CLOSE, A MAN IN MALAYSIAS IS RUSHED TO THE
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HOSPITAL AFTER GETTING HIS PENIS STUCK IN A BICYCLE GEAR.
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THAT WAS EMOJI NEWS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RUPAUL AND
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RACHEL BROSNAHAN.