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  • >> AND, NOW, "THE LATE SHOW" EXCLUSIVE STEPHEN COLBERT'S

  • INTERVIEW OF FOX NEWS' INTERVIEW OF PRESIDENT TRUMP.

  • >> Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME THIS

  • MORNING.

  • >> IT'S TOO EARLY.

  • >> Stephen: I'M SORRY.

  • I KNOW YOU RARELY PUT ON PANTS BEFORE NOON.

  • SIR, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE STRIKE ON SOLEIMANI.

  • IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE RIGHT MOVE, I DON'T KNOW, BUT ONE OF

  • YOUR JUSTIFICATIONS WAS THAT HE WAS PLANNING TO ATTACK OUR

  • EMBASSY.

  • DO YOU STILL STAND LIKE THAT?

  • >> I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FOUR EMBASSIES, COULD HAVE BEEN

  • MILITARY BASES, COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT OF OTHER THINGS, TOO, BUT

  • IT WAS IMMINENT.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, THAT'S KIND OF VAGUE.

  • YOUR OWN DEFENSE SECRETARY SAYS HE DIDN'T SEE ANY OF THAT

  • EVIDENCE.

  • WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THAT INTEL?

  • >> MIGHT, BUT -- >> Stephen: OKAY.

  • HOW MANY OF YOUR STATEMENTS ABOUT THE STRIKE HAVE BEEN LIES?

  • >> 80% ARE DISHONEST, AND I MEAN REALLY DISHONEST.

  • >> Stephen: SO WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL CONGRESS ABOUT THE STRIKE?

  • >> CAN YOU IMAGINE?

  • THEY WANT US TO CALL UP AND SPEAK TO CROOKED CORRUPT

  • POLITICIAN ADAM SCHIFF.

  • OH, ADAM, WE HAVE SOMEBODY THAT WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET FOR A

  • LONG TIME -- >> Stephen: OOOH, OOOH, OOOH!

  • I LOVE IMPROV.

  • LET ME BE SCHIFF.

  • HELLO, THIS IS ADAM SCHIFF.

  • WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW, MR. PRESIDENT?

  • >> COULD WE MEET?

  • >> Stephen: MEET?

  • LET'S SEE -- HMM, TODAY IS NOT GOOD.

  • I'M PRETENDING TO TALK TO THE PRESIDENT.

  • >> LET'S DO IT IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.

  • >> Stephen: NOW PRETEND I'M LOU DOBBS!

  • >> AND I SAY, LOU, HERE'S THE PROBLEM --

  • >> Stephen: IS THE PROBLEM THAT YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT OF THE

  • UNITED STATES AND YOU'RE GETTING ADVICE FROM LOU DOBBS?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) SHIFTING GEARS, THE OSCAR

  • NOMINATIONS CAME OUT THIS MORNING, SIR.

  • CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT BEYONCE WAS SNUBBED FOR BEST ORIGINAL SONG?

  • >> I JUST HAVE SUCH RESPECT FOR THE QUEEN, I DON'T THINK THIS

  • SHOULD BE HAPPENING TO HER.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH, BACK TO THE MIDDLE EAST.

  • YOU CAMPAIGNED ON BRINGING THE TROOPS HOME, BUT NOW YOU'RE

  • SENDING MORE TROOPS TO SAUDI ARABIA.

  • >> THEY'RE PAYING US.

  • >> Stephen: WELL, THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU'RE RENTING OUT

  • OUR TROOPS LIKE MERCENARIES.

  • THAT'S AWFUL.

  • WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

  • >> BEAUTIFUL GREEN CASH.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, THAT SEEMS LIKE YOU.

  • MOVING ON.

  • YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF BEING IMPEACHED, SIR.

  • HOW WOULD OTHER LEADERS HANDLE THAT PRESSURE?

  • >> THEY'D FOLD UP LIKE AN UMBRELLA.

  • >> Stephen: SIR, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE AN UMBRELLA?

  • BECAUSE THIS FOOTAGE IS PRETTY DAMNING.

  • >> THEY MADE THAT STORY UP.

  • >> Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME.

  • I'M SO GLAD YOU KEEP AGREEING TO THESE FAKE INTERVIEWS.

  • >> DEATH TO AMERICA.

  • >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!

>> AND, NOW, "THE LATE SHOW" EXCLUSIVE STEPHEN COLBERT'S

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