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  • >> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY.

  • >> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY.

  • >> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY. IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS, TRUMP

  • >> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY. IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS, TRUMP

  • >> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY. IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS, TRUMP IS BUSY LOOKING TO ADD NEW

  • IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS, TRUMP IS BUSY LOOKING TO ADD NEW

  • IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS, TRUMP IS BUSY LOOKING TO ADD NEW COUNTRIES TO HIS TRAVEL BAN.

  • IS BUSY LOOKING TO ADD NEW COUNTRIES TO HIS TRAVEL BAN.

  • IS BUSY LOOKING TO ADD NEW COUNTRIES TO HIS TRAVEL BAN. FOR TRUMP TO INSTITUTE A TRAVEL

  • COUNTRIES TO HIS TRAVEL BAN. FOR TRUMP TO INSTITUTE A TRAVEL

  • COUNTRIES TO HIS TRAVEL BAN. FOR TRUMP TO INSTITUTE A TRAVEL BAN ON A COUNTRY, HE SHOULD BE

  • FOR TRUMP TO INSTITUTE A TRAVEL BAN ON A COUNTRY, HE SHOULD BE

  • FOR TRUMP TO INSTITUTE A TRAVEL BAN ON A COUNTRY, HE SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO FIND THAT COUNTRY ON

  • BAN ON A COUNTRY, HE SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO FIND THAT COUNTRY ON

  • BAN ON A COUNTRY, HE SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO FIND THAT COUNTRY ON A MAP.

  • REQUIRED TO FIND THAT COUNTRY ON A MAP.

  • REQUIRED TO FIND THAT COUNTRY ON A MAP. IF HE CAN DO THAT WITHOUT

  • A MAP. IF HE CAN DO THAT WITHOUT

  • A MAP. IF HE CAN DO THAT WITHOUT HELP --

  • IF HE CAN DO THAT WITHOUT HELP --

  • IF HE CAN DO THAT WITHOUT HELP -- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • HELP -- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • HELP -- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WHICH COUNTRIES WILL BE ADDED TO

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WHICH COUNTRIES WILL BE ADDED TO

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WHICH COUNTRIES WILL BE ADDED TO THE BAN, SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A

  • WHICH COUNTRIES WILL BE ADDED TO THE BAN, SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A

  • WHICH COUNTRIES WILL BE ADDED TO THE BAN, SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN WITH IT.

  • THE BAN, SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN WITH IT.

  • THE BAN, SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN WITH IT. WE WENT OUT ON THE STREET AND

  • LITTLE BIT OF FUN WITH IT. WE WENT OUT ON THE STREET AND

  • LITTLE BIT OF FUN WITH IT. WE WENT OUT ON THE STREET AND ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY THOUGHT

  • WE WENT OUT ON THE STREET AND ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY THOUGHT

  • WE WENT OUT ON THE STREET AND ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY THOUGHT ABOUT TRUMP'S NEW BAN ON ALL

  • ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY THOUGHT ABOUT TRUMP'S NEW BAN ON ALL

  • ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY THOUGHT ABOUT TRUMP'S NEW BAN ON ALL FOREIGNERS WITH BEARDS, WHICH HE

  • ABOUT TRUMP'S NEW BAN ON ALL FOREIGNERS WITH BEARDS, WHICH HE

  • ABOUT TRUMP'S NEW BAN ON ALL FOREIGNERS WITH BEARDS, WHICH HE HASN'T ASKED FOR YET.

  • FOREIGNERS WITH BEARDS, WHICH HE HASN'T ASKED FOR YET.

  • FOREIGNERS WITH BEARDS, WHICH HE HASN'T ASKED FOR YET. BUT WILL THAT STOP FOLKS FROM

  • HASN'T ASKED FOR YET. BUT WILL THAT STOP FOLKS FROM

  • HASN'T ASKED FOR YET. BUT WILL THAT STOP FOLKS FROM WEIGHING IN ON IT?

  • BUT WILL THAT STOP FOLKS FROM WEIGHING IN ON IT?

  • BUT WILL THAT STOP FOLKS FROM WEIGHING IN ON IT? LET'S FIND OUT IN TONIGHT'S

  • WEIGHING IN ON IT? LET'S FIND OUT IN TONIGHT'S

  • WEIGHING IN ON IT? LET'S FIND OUT IN TONIGHT'S FOREIGN FACIAL HAIR EDITION OF

  • LET'S FIND OUT IN TONIGHT'S FOREIGN FACIAL HAIR EDITION OF

  • LET'S FIND OUT IN TONIGHT'S FOREIGN FACIAL HAIR EDITION OF "LIE WITNESS NEWS."

  • FOREIGN FACIAL HAIR EDITION OF "LIE WITNESS NEWS."

  • FOREIGN FACIAL HAIR EDITION OF "LIE WITNESS NEWS." [ APPLAUSE ]

  • "LIE WITNESS NEWS." [ APPLAUSE ]

  • "LIE WITNESS NEWS." [ APPLAUSE ] >> AS YOU KNOW, TODAY PRESIDENT

  • [ APPLAUSE ] >> AS YOU KNOW, TODAY PRESIDENT

  • [ APPLAUSE ] >> AS YOU KNOW, TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON ANY

  • >> AS YOU KNOW, TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON ANY

  • >> AS YOU KNOW, TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON ANY TRAVELERS WITH A BEARD.

  • TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON ANY TRAVELERS WITH A BEARD.

  • TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON ANY TRAVELERS WITH A BEARD. DO YOU SUPPORT THE NEW BEARD

  • TRAVELERS WITH A BEARD. DO YOU SUPPORT THE NEW BEARD

  • TRAVELERS WITH A BEARD. DO YOU SUPPORT THE NEW BEARD BAN?

  • DO YOU SUPPORT THE NEW BEARD BAN?

  • DO YOU SUPPORT THE NEW BEARD BAN? >> ABSOLUTELY.

  • BAN? >> ABSOLUTELY.

  • BAN? >> ABSOLUTELY. >> YES, HOW COME?

  • >> ABSOLUTELY. >> YES, HOW COME?

  • >> ABSOLUTELY. >> YES, HOW COME? >> I THINK IT'S GOOD TO KEEP

  • >> YES, HOW COME? >> I THINK IT'S GOOD TO KEEP

  • >> YES, HOW COME? >> I THINK IT'S GOOD TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE.

  • >> I THINK IT'S GOOD TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE.

  • >> I THINK IT'S GOOD TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE. >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE NEW

  • AMERICA SAFE. >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE NEW

  • AMERICA SAFE. >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE NEW BEARD BAN?

  • >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE NEW BEARD BAN?

  • >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE NEW BEARD BAN? >> YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • BEARD BAN? >> YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • BEARD BAN? >> YOU KNOW WHAT? PROBABLY IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

  • >> YOU KNOW WHAT? PROBABLY IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

  • >> YOU KNOW WHAT? PROBABLY IT'S A GOOD IDEA. ANYTHING TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE,

  • PROBABLY IT'S A GOOD IDEA. ANYTHING TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE,

  • PROBABLY IT'S A GOOD IDEA. ANYTHING TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE, WE SHOULD, WE CAN NEVER BE TOO

  • ANYTHING TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE, WE SHOULD, WE CAN NEVER BE TOO

  • ANYTHING TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE, WE SHOULD, WE CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE.

  • WE SHOULD, WE CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE.

  • WE SHOULD, WE CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE. >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE

  • SAFE. >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE

  • SAFE. >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE BEARD BAN?

  • >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE BEARD BAN?

  • >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE BEARD BAN? >> I HATE IT.

  • BEARD BAN? >> I HATE IT.

  • BEARD BAN? >> I HATE IT. I PERSONALLY LOVE MEN WITH

  • >> I HATE IT. I PERSONALLY LOVE MEN WITH

  • >> I HATE IT. I PERSONALLY LOVE MEN WITH BEARDS.

  • I PERSONALLY LOVE MEN WITH BEARDS.

  • I PERSONALLY LOVE MEN WITH BEARDS. SO IF HE KEEPS THEM OUT, WE'LL

  • BEARDS. SO IF HE KEEPS THEM OUT, WE'LL

  • BEARDS. SO IF HE KEEPS THEM OUT, WE'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT MEN WITH BALD

  • SO IF HE KEEPS THEM OUT, WE'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT MEN WITH BALD

  • SO IF HE KEEPS THEM OUT, WE'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT MEN WITH BALD FACES ALL DAY, AND THEY LOOK

  • HAVE TO LOOK AT MEN WITH BALD FACES ALL DAY, AND THEY LOOK

  • HAVE TO LOOK AT MEN WITH BALD FACES ALL DAY, AND THEY LOOK LIKE POLICE OFFICERS.

  • FACES ALL DAY, AND THEY LOOK LIKE POLICE OFFICERS.

  • FACES ALL DAY, AND THEY LOOK LIKE POLICE OFFICERS. >> DEPENDS ON THE SIZE OF THE

  • LIKE POLICE OFFICERS. >> DEPENDS ON THE SIZE OF THE

  • LIKE POLICE OFFICERS. >> DEPENDS ON THE SIZE OF THE BEARD, ACTUALLY, LONGER BEARDS,

  • >> DEPENDS ON THE SIZE OF THE BEARD, ACTUALLY, LONGER BEARDS,

  • >> DEPENDS ON THE SIZE OF THE BEARD, ACTUALLY, LONGER BEARDS, YES.

  • BEARD, ACTUALLY, LONGER BEARDS, YES.

  • BEARD, ACTUALLY, LONGER BEARDS, YES. NO WELL-GROOMED.

  • YES. NO WELL-GROOMED.

  • YES. NO WELL-GROOMED. >> DO YOU ACCEPT THE GOATEE.

  • NO WELL-GROOMED. >> DO YOU ACCEPT THE GOATEE.

  • NO WELL-GROOMED. >> DO YOU ACCEPT THE GOATEE. >> YES.

  • >> DO YOU ACCEPT THE GOATEE. >> YES.

  • >> DO YOU ACCEPT THE GOATEE. >> YES. >> IS SOMEBODY WITH A GOATEE

  • >> YES. >> IS SOMEBODY WITH A GOATEE

  • >> YES. >> IS SOMEBODY WITH A GOATEE SLIGHTLY LESS DANGEROUS THAN

  • >> IS SOMEBODY WITH A GOATEE SLIGHTLY LESS DANGEROUS THAN

  • >> IS SOMEBODY WITH A GOATEE SLIGHTLY LESS DANGEROUS THAN SOMEBODY A BEARD?

  • SLIGHTLY LESS DANGEROUS THAN SOMEBODY A BEARD?

  • SLIGHTLY LESS DANGEROUS THAN SOMEBODY A BEARD? >> RIGHT.

  • SOMEBODY A BEARD? >> RIGHT.

  • SOMEBODY A BEARD? >> RIGHT. >> TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP

  • >> RIGHT. >> TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP

  • >> RIGHT. >> TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON FOREIGN

  • >> TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON FOREIGN

  • >> TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON FOREIGN TRAVELERS WITH BEARD, DO YOU

  • ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON FOREIGN TRAVELERS WITH BEARD, DO YOU

  • ANNOUNCED HIS BAN ON FOREIGN TRAVELERS WITH BEARD, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD MOVE?

  • TRAVELERS WITH BEARD, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD MOVE?

  • TRAVELERS WITH BEARD, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD MOVE? >> I THI HE'S DOING WHAT HE

  • THINK THIS IS A GOOD MOVE? >> I THI HE'S DOING WHAT HE

  • THINK THIS IS A GOOD MOVE? >> I THI HE'S DOING WHAT HE CAN TO KEEP US SAFE.

  • >> I THI HE'S DOING WHAT HE CAN TO KEEP US SAFE.

  • >> I THI HE'S DOING WHAT HE CAN TO KEEP US SAFE. HE'S NOT GOING TO AGREE WITH

  • CAN TO KEEP US SAFE. HE'S NOT GOING TO AGREE WITH

  • CAN TO KEEP US SAFE. HE'S NOT GOING TO AGREE WITH EVERYBODY.

  • HE'S NOT GOING TO AGREE WITH EVERYBODY.

  • HE'S NOT GOING TO AGREE WITH EVERYBODY. AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE IDEA

  • EVERYBODY. AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE IDEA

  • EVERYBODY. AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE IDEA IS TO KEEP EVERYBODY SAFE.

  • AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE IDEA IS TO KEEP EVERYBODY SAFE.

  • AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE IDEA IS TO KEEP EVERYBODY SAFE. HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

  • IS TO KEEP EVERYBODY SAFE. HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

  • IS TO KEEP EVERYBODY SAFE. HOW DO YOU DO THAT? YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE.

  • HOW DO YOU DO THAT? YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE.

  • HOW DO YOU DO THAT? YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE. >> SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO START

  • YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE. >> SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO START

  • YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE. >> SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO START WITH A BEARD.

  • >> SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO START WITH A BEARD.

  • >> SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO START WITH A BEARD. >> I GUESS.

  • WITH A BEARD. >> I GUESS.

  • WITH A BEARD. >> I GUESS. >> YOU KNOW YOU SEE THOSE PEOPLE

  • >> I GUESS. >> YOU KNOW YOU SEE THOSE PEOPLE

  • >> I GUESS. >> YOU KNOW YOU SEE THOSE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

  • >> YOU KNOW YOU SEE THOSE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

  • >> YOU KNOW YOU SEE THOSE PEOPLE SOMETIMES. THEY HAVE A LOT OF FACIAL HAIR.

  • SOMETIMES. THEY HAVE A LOT OF FACIAL HAIR.

  • SOMETIMES. THEY HAVE A LOT OF FACIAL HAIR. YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT COULD

  • THEY HAVE A LOT OF FACIAL HAIR. YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT COULD

  • THEY HAVE A LOT OF FACIAL HAIR. YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT COULD BE IN THERE.

  • YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT COULD BE IN THERE.

  • YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT COULD BE IN THERE. WHAT COULD BE UNDERNEATH THAT.

  • BE IN THERE. WHAT COULD BE UNDERNEATH THAT.

  • BE IN THERE. WHAT COULD BE UNDERNEATH THAT. >> WILL YOU FOLLOW PRESIDENT

  • WHAT COULD BE UNDERNEATH THAT. >> WILL YOU FOLLOW PRESIDENT

  • WHAT COULD BE UNDERNEATH THAT. >> WILL YOU FOLLOW PRESIDENT TRUMP'S REQUEST TO CALL 911 IF

  • >> WILL YOU FOLLOW PRESIDENT TRUMP'S REQUEST TO CALL 911 IF

  • >> WILL YOU FOLLOW PRESIDENT TRUMP'S REQUEST TO CALL 911 IF YOU SEE A FOREIGNER WITH A BEARD

  • TRUMP'S REQUEST TO CALL 911 IF YOU SEE A FOREIGNER WITH A BEARD

  • TRUMP'S REQUEST TO CALL 911 IF YOU SEE A FOREIGNER WITH A BEARD TRYING TO GET INTO THE UNITED

  • YOU SEE A FOREIGNER WITH A BEARD TRYING TO GET INTO THE UNITED

  • YOU SEE A FOREIGNER WITH A BEARD TRYING TO GET INTO THE UNITED STATES' BORDERS?

  • TRYING TO GET INTO THE UNITED STATES' BORDERS?

  • TRYING TO GET INTO THE UNITED STATES' BORDERS? >> I HOPE I'M NEVER IN THAT

  • STATES' BORDERS? >> I HOPE I'M NEVER IN THAT

  • STATES' BORDERS? >> I HOPE I'M NEVER IN THAT SITUATION.

  • >> I HOPE I'M NEVER IN THAT SITUATION.

  • >> I HOPE I'M NEVER IN THAT SITUATION. SO I, I WOULD SUPPORT HIM.

  • SITUATION. SO I, I WOULD SUPPORT HIM.

  • SITUATION. SO I, I WOULD SUPPORT HIM. AND I PROBABLY WOULD ASK MY

  • SO I, I WOULD SUPPORT HIM. AND I PROBABLY WOULD ASK MY

  • SO I, I WOULD SUPPORT HIM. AND I PROBABLY WOULD ASK MY HUSBAND TO DO IT.

  • AND I PROBABLY WOULD ASK MY HUSBAND TO DO IT.

  • AND I PROBABLY WOULD ASK MY HUSBAND TO DO IT. I WOULDN'T.

  • HUSBAND TO DO IT. I WOULDN'T.

  • HUSBAND TO DO IT. I WOULDN'T. I'M JUST NOT GOING TO PUT MYSELF

  • I WOULDN'T. I'M JUST NOT GOING TO PUT MYSELF

  • I WOULDN'T. I'M JUST NOT GOING TO PUT MYSELF IN THAT SITUATION.

  • I'M JUST NOT GOING TO PUT MYSELF IN THAT SITUATION.

  • I'M JUST NOT GOING TO PUT MYSELF IN THAT SITUATION. >> BUT YOUR HUSBAND WOULD CALL

  • IN THAT SITUATION. >> BUT YOUR HUSBAND WOULD CALL

  • IN THAT SITUATION. >> BUT YOUR HUSBAND WOULD CALL 911 ON A BEARDED FOREIGNER?

  • >> BUT YOUR HUSBAND WOULD CALL 911 ON A BEARDED FOREIGNER?

  • >> BUT YOUR HUSBAND WOULD CALL 911 ON A BEARDED FOREIGNER? >> YES.

  • 911 ON A BEARDED FOREIGNER? >> YES.

  • 911 ON A BEARDED FOREIGNER? >> YES. >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY,

  • >> YES. >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY,

  • >> YES. >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

  • >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

  • >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING'S FINE. [C

>> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY.

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