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  • (eerie music, alien screeching)

  • (Jake): I think I found out a way to get rid of this alien for once and for all.

  • Let's go!

  • CYSTM gave me a chance to live a lifelong dream of directing movies.

  • Let's get this thing off Eric.

  • Because every episode is basically a short film.

  • Master. Insert, close-up, ahh!

  • (crew):...two, one!

  • - Oh! What is that?!

  • (laughing)

  • - Oh, hi. It's me.

  • (Jake): One of the fun challenges was directing my fellow YouTube creators.

  • That's it for scene eight.

  • Because they do have this strong personality

  • that we see on camera all the time...

  • And then we cut back to our cinematic jib shot. - Look what I made!

  • Because I feel like that's me all the time.

  • (Jake): And they also need to portray a character in this movie that we're making

  • It's so thin... - But it makes a great handle!

  • - Yeah. (laughing)

  • Is it possible to de-fang a snake like you see in the movie?

  • - Let me put it this way. If it's a... shoot.

  • Looked at the wrong camera.

  • (Jake): I got this guys, don't worry.

  • Played a lot of fighting video games.

  • - What is that? - Me punching him on the ground.

  • - I nailed it, I just need to keep saying it out loud. So here we go.

  • (laughing)

  • - Bubububuh!

  • Uh, bazinga!

  • - Bang! Then...

  • - It's great.

  • - Got kicked out of Google preferred.

  • It's my second job, yeah.

  • (Jake): They always did such a great job.

  • - You're running out of places to hide.

  • - I felt scared. I was intimidated. - Yeah.

  • At the end, there...

  • (screaming)

  • (Jake): And we're up for anything! Success.

  • - Jake is a good director. He had a ton of work to do

  • as far as actually trying to host it,

  • be a director, and do a lot of the writing.

  • - Assume that it breathes oxygen.

  • - I think I've just known Jake for years at this point through YouTube stuff,

  • but we've never had a chance to do anything together.

  • Feels weird.

  • - An idea I'm glad we actually got to do

  • was that I died before the show's over.

  • I've seen the Alien movies. There's all these capable people,

  • like marines who are super tough, they have their weapons, all this stuff...

  • But it doesn't mean anything.

  • (Jake screaming) - No!

  • - It's this strong female character that wins.

  • And so I loved that idea, so that's kind of the purpose, it's that I die,

  • and then we have Amy take over.

  • Action!

  • - We don't need to blow it up or use a flamethrower,

  • we just need to cut the oxygen.

  • - Alright, let's go back to one.

  • So now I get to just focus on directing, which is very nice.

  • Action, Amy!

  • - Sorry, guys. There's only room for one in this escape pod.

  • And as always, thanks for watching!

  • - That was great. Boom, space gloves!

  • - Space gloves!

  • (Jake): Of course, things don't always go smoothly.

  • Cut! Shi-koo-wah!

  • That's for our martial arts episode.

  • Now what you see on screen is always the best take,

  • the best performance.

  • We might... can you see anything?

  • - No! - Okay.

  • - But that doesn't mean that all of them were great.

  • It's in my mouth.

  • What is that?!

  • It's in my hair!

  • Could you survive... Through it all, it was an amazing experience.

  • - Action.

  • - And I hope you enjoyed watching it as much as I enjoyed creating it for you.

  • Something like that?

  • By the way, that is officially a wrap on season one of CYSTM!

  • (cheering, triumphant music)

  • Wow.

(eerie music, alien screeching)

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