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  • The following trailer is rated H for Honest

  • From the studio, that's all about inclusion

  • and the show that includes everyone by telling them all that they equally suck,

  • comes a faithful video game adaptation that answers the age-old question:

  • Can you make a 16-hour game entirely out of fart jokes?

  • Yes, apparently the answer is yes!

  • SOUTH PARK THE FRACTURED BUT WHOLE

  • (oh, now I get it)

  • Immerse your brain in maximum fanservice

  • and hang out with the familiar faces of a series you followed on and off for years

  • as Ubisoft recreates the world of South Park with such accuracy

  • that it feels like you're playing an actual episode

  • with new mechanics like the racial difficulty slider

  • designed to launch a thousand think pieces

  • and an open world jam-packed with callbacks that will constantly have you saying

  • "Hey, I remember that"

  • until they turn right around and mock you for enjoying the exact thing they are currently doing

  • (Mocking)

  • in a video game experience that stays true to the core message of South Park:

  • 'caring about literally anything is for LOSERS!'

  • (Farting on a trumpet)

  • Step into the tiny mountain town of South Park, Colorado

  • and get ready to wield your awesome fart powers once again

  • in the second iteration of Earthbound but with racism

  • as Fractured But Whole takes aim at superheroes,

  • tearing up classic genre tropes like

  • tragic backstories,

  • incredibly expensive villainous plots

  • and elaborate franchise plans (screw you, Marvel)

  • as a simple job of trying to find a cat for the reward money

  • becomes a war between super teams,

  • a nefarious criminal conspiracy

  • and a time travel plotline that brings South Park to the brink of disaster

  • THEN fixes it all with Morgan Freeman Ex-Machina

  • because it wouldn't be a superhero story

  • without casual retcons and last-minute asspoles.

  • Return to a South Park that's mostly unchanged from the previous game

  • and get ready to scour all over it again for collectibles

  • as you selfie your way through most of South Park's characters,

  • search every nook and cranny for junk to craft a bunch of items that you DON'T really need

  • and use team-based fart powers to solve puzzles

  • that for some reason needed to involve multiple button prompts of minigame

  • and an unskipable cutscene EVERY time

  • in an open world design that will push your tolerance for South Park references

  • and fart-based game mechanics to the ABSOLUTE limit.

  • You gotta wonder at this point: 'are the farts some kind of fetish thing?'

  • 'The more I think about this, the more upset I get!'

  • Discover a brand new battle system

  • that ditches the first games turn-based system for babies first grid-based RPG

  • where you'll pick from a plethora of classes with unique powers and skill sets

  • and balance your skills with your other members

  • then find out none of your choices MATTERED because you get every class anyway

  • as you mix and match a wealth of skills to battle your increasingly ridiculous enemies

  • that gets a little less impressive when you realize the entire game is a cakewalk

  • and the only thing keeping the story battles interesting is a handful of fight gimmicks.

  • Look, if you thought a game about butholes was gonna be as deep as chess, I got no idea what to tell you!

  • So put on that cape,

  • shove that burrito in your face

  • and ass blast your way through another love letter to South Park fans

  • that you might want to avoid if you're not one

  • because without the warm comforting lens of nostalgia,

  • one long poop joke wrapped in an OK RPG PROBABLY isn't going to do it for you!

  • (Splash)

  • Starring:

  • and

  • South Park The Very Old Show

  • This game definitely goes places, but nothing quite tops dodging your dad's BALLS during a boss fight!

  • We'd show you a clip of that, but we don't want to get demonetized or whatever

  • so here's some footage of a PUPPY!

The following trailer is rated H for Honest

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