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  • Space and luxury go hand in hand.

  • Indeed, the first three letters of space spell "spa".

  • Some would say that's a linguistic coincidence.

  • But Herman Judd believes it's corporate kismet.

  • Which is why Herman Judd put a spa hotel in space.

  • ♪ (GRANDIOSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

  • Welcome to Avenue 5. Let the ship be your oyster.

  • Except a grotesquely enormous oyster

  • that you can take a vacation inside.

  • (SLURPS, SWALLOWS) Mm.

  • Slippery critter.

  • I once slammed 35 of these things

  • and I started to hallucinate.

  • And, uh, I looked down and I had my grandma's body.

  • And I could feel all the pain from her difficult life.

  • Available now in the Rings of Salmon Seafood bar on Deck 6.

  • Some passengers may be allergic to synthetic food.

  • Synthetic antihistamine is available.

  • Some passengers may be allergic to synthetic antihistamine

  • at which point, you are on your own.

  • Shopping in space? What's not to love.

  • All the fun of shopping plus space.

  • Buy a gift and look at a moon.

  • Name me a more perfect day.

  • I'll wait.

  • So, you're on vacation, you get a call from work.

  • Why not rent out our business center?

  • Or you can take the call in front of your kids

  • and show them that space vacations don't pay for themselves.

  • With virtual reality,

  • you can explore the far regions of the galaxy

  • without ever exercising your atrophying limbs.

  • So have some fun

  • and let your body turn into a lukewarm pudding.

  • Kill it. Kill it now.

  • Oh, God! Why does it have talons?

  • -(SNARLING, SHRIEKING) -Ah!

  • We have every single amenity you would find on a cruise ship

  • but in space.

  • Sunbathing. Uh, rock climbing.

  • We have an open-air observation deck

  • where you can find out what the void tastes like.

  • I'm just kidding. You would asphyxiate in a microsecond.

  • We also have air conditioning in every room.

  • Every inch of the ship is designed for fun.

  • You can even take a tour of the bridge,

  • just don't touch anything.

  • So, gather up your loved ones.

  • Or say screw 'em and leave 'em home.

  • I'm Matt Spencer, Head of Passenger Services.

  • And I want you on Avenue 5.

  • ♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

  • Terms and conditions apply.

  • Space travel may not be suitable for expectant mothers.

  • Those 85 or over or those experiencing

  • any of the following medical conditions:

  • schizophrenia, dog flu, suicidal ideation, gun brain,

  • low blood pressure, high blood pressure,

  • and big fat ankles.

  • Please consult your doctor before flying with Judd Galaxy

  • on Avenue 5!

Space and luxury go hand in hand.

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