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  • >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU?

  • >> I'M DOIN' GREAT, THANKS SO

  • MUCH FOR HAVING ME.

  • >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING,

  • GREAT TO HAVE YOU HIRE.

  • Y

  • YOU WEREN'T A POLITICIAN, NOW

  • YOU ARE A POLITICIAN.

  • >> DON'T SAY THAT.

  • >> Jimmy: LIKE IF YOU WERE TO DO

  • MAGIC, YOU'D BE A MAGICIAN,

  • RIGHT?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: SO WHAT DID YOUR WIFE

  • SAY WHEN YOU TOLD HER, DARLING,

  • I, I KNOW I'M SUCCESSFUL IN

  • BUSINESS, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO

  • RUN FOR PRESIDENT?

  • >> PRESIDENT OF WHAT?

  • >> Jimmy: SHE SAID THAT?

  • >> YEAH, IT TOOK A FEW MONTHS

  • FOR HER TO REALIZE I WAS

  • SERIOUS.

  • >> Jimmy: SHE THOUGHT WERE YOU

  • JOKING?

  • OR SHE JUST THOUGHT --

  • >> SHE THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING

  • THAT MIGHT PASS, SHALL WE SAY.

  • >> Jimmy: UH-HUH.

  • I SEE.

  • AND IS SHE TOTALLY ON BOARD NOW?

  • >> OH, NOW SHE'S ON BOARD.

  • NOW THAT I'M AT FIFTH IN THE

  • POLLS.

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • >> Jimmy: DOES IT, DO YOU FEEL

  • LIKE IT MAKES YOU EVEN MORE

  • SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE TO HER?

  • >> WOW, IT WAS AN AWFULLY HIGH

  • BAR TO BEGIN WITH.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> Jimmy: WHY DID RIGHT FOR

  • PRESIDENT?

  • WHY NOT START WITH

  • REPRESENTATIVE OR SENATOR OR

  • SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

  • >> I SPENT SEVEN YEARS RUNNING

  • AN ORGANIZATION THAT HELPED

  • CREATE THOUSANDS OF JOBS IN THE

  • MIDWEST AND SOUTH, AND

  • UNFORTUNATELY, I BELIEVE THESE

  • TECHNOLOGICAL CHANGES ARE A LOT

  • FASTER THAN WE HAVE TIME FOR.

  • ROBOT TRUCKS MAY BE ON OUR

  • HIGHWAYS IN FIVE TO TEN YEARS.

  • SO IF I BIDED MY TIME AND TRIED

  • TO CLIMB THE RANKS, IN MY VIEW,

  • WE JUST DIDN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF

  • TIME.

  • >> Jimmy: YOUR FEAR IS THAT ALL

  • THOSE TRUCKERS WILL BE OUT OF

  • WORK BECAUSE WE'LL HAVE THESE

  • ROBOT TRUCKS THAT DRIVE ON THEIR

  • OWN.

  • >> UPS JUST INVESTED, AND

  • DRIVING A TRUCK IS THE MOST

  • COMMON JOB IN 29 STATES.

  • THERE ARE 3.5 MILLION TRUCKER.

  • AND THE HOTELS AND DINERS RELY

  • ON TRUCKERS GETTING OUT AND

  • HAVING A

  • HAVING A MEAL.

  • >> Jimmy: IT MUST BE WIRED, ONE

  • OF YOUR PRIMARY ISSUES IS

  • SOMETHING SO SCARY BUT SOUNDS SO

  • AWESOME, ROBOT TRUCKS, YOU KNOW?

  • >> CERTAINLY, AS A KID, YOU'D

  • BE, OOH, ROBOT TRUCKS.

  • >> Jimmy: I'M STILL LIKE THAT.

  • >> A LOT OF IT IS WE HAVE TO

  • MAKE OURSELVES EXCITED ABOUT

  • PROGRESS.

  • AND RIGHT NOW, ROBOT TRUCKS

  • COULD BE EXCITING FOR EVERYONE

  • IF EVERYONE FELT LIKE WE

  • PARTICIPATING IN THE GAINS OF

  • THE 21st CENTURY ECONOMY INSTEAD

  • OF BEING LEFT BEHIND.

  • >> Jimmy: IS YOUR SOLUTION THAT

  • WE DON'T HAVE ROBOT TRUCKS?

  • >> I'M PRO INNOVATION, BUT WE

  • NEED TO START SHARING THE

  • BOUNTY.

  • >> Jimmy: I THINK EVERY TEENAGER

  • IS EXCITED ABOUT THAT $1,000 A

  • MONTH.

  • >> IF EVERY AMERICAN GOT OUR

  • TINY FAIR SHARE OF EVERY AMAZON

  • SALE, EVERY GOOGLE AD, WE COULD

  • AFFORD $1,000 PER AMERICAN PER

  • MONTH, WHICH WOULD HELP US ALL

  • TRANSITION IN THE 21st CENTURY

  • ECONOMY AND CREATE A NEW WAY

  • FORWARD, NOT JUST FOR THE

  • 18-YEAR-OLDS BUT THE

  • 65-YEAR-OLDS STRUGGLING TO MAKE

  • ENDS MEET AND RETIRE WITH

  • DIGNITY.

  • >> Jimmy: YOUR IDEA IS THAT

  • THESE COMPANIES ARE MAKING MONEY

  • USING OUR INFORMATION, SELLING

  • OUR INFORMATION AND THAT WE

  • SHOULD GET SOME OF THAT MONEY.

  • >> OUR DATA IS NOW WORTH MORE

  • THAN OIL, AND WE'RE NOT SEEING A

  • DIME OF THAT.

  • AMAZON IS A TRILLION DOLLAR TECH

  • COMPANY THAT LITERALLY PAID ZERO

  • IN TAXES.

  • WE NEED TO GET THE AMERICAN

  • PEOPLE OUR FAIR SHARE OF THE

  • INCREDIBLE WEALTH THAT AMAZON

  • AND THE OTHER TECH COMPANIES ARE

  • GENERATING.

  • >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK HAVING A

  • PAYMENT OF $1,000 A MONTH, THE

  • FEAR FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE IS IT

  • WILL DISINCENTIVIZE THEM TO

  • WORK.

  • >> THERE ARE TWO GROUPS SHOWN TO

  • WORK LESS WHEN YOU GET KIND OF

  • MONEY.

  • NEW MOMS WHO SPEND MORE TIME

  • WITH THEIR KIDS AND TEENAGERS

  • WHO SPEND MORE TIME GRADUATING

  • FROM HIGH SCHOOL.

  • I DON'T THINK ANY OF US WILL BE

  • UPSET ABOUT THOSE SITUATIONS.

  • EVERYONE WORKS AT THE SAME LEVEL

  • AND IN SOME CASES WORK MORE.

  • >> Jimmy: AT WHAT AGE WOULD WE

  • START GETTING THE THOUSAND

  • DOLLARS A MONTH?

  • >> WE'D ALL HAVE A FINANCIAL LIT

  • R

  • LITERACY CLASS.

  • DO YOU THINK KIDS WILL START

  • PAYING ATTENTION IN CLASS IF

  • THEY KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO GET

  • THE MONEY?

  • >> Jimmy: NO.

  • >> ONE THING, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO

  • TEACH ONE FINANCIAL LITERACY IF

  • THEY DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.

  • >> Jimmy: WILL DONALD TRUMP GET

  • $1,000 A MONTH, TOO?

  • >> IF HE SIGNS UP FOR IT.

  • >> Jimmy: OH.

  • HE'LL SIGN UP FOR IT.

  • YEAH.

  • >> HE DEFINITELY WILL, YOU'RE

  • RIGHT.

  • THE WAY WE FUND THIS IS THROUGH

  • A VALUE-ADDED TAX THAT WOULD

  • GENERATE MILLIONS, TENS OF

  • MILLIONS FROM THE DONALD TRUMPS

  • OF THE WORLD.

  • IF WE'RE A TRYING TO SEND THEM

  • $1,000 A MONTH TO REMIND THEM

  • THEY'RE AN AMERICAN, IT'S A WIN

  • FOR EVERYONE.

  • >> Jimmy: DO YOU WORRY THAT JEFF

  • SUC

  • ZUCKER AND ELON MUSK WILL TARGET

  • YOU?

  • >> THEY KNOW IT'S BAD FOR

  • EVERYONE IF PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THE

  • 21st CENTURY ECONOMY IS LEAVING

  • THEM BEHIND.

  • >> Jimmy: IS ELON MUSK AN

  • AMERICAN?

  • >> HE IS NOT, BUT I THINK --

  • >> Jimmy: OKAY, OH, MY GOODNESS.

  • >> BUT I THINK WE COULD ALL

  • AGREE, HE'S SO COOL THAT HE'S

  • AMERICAN IN SPIRIT.

  • >> Jimmy: HE DOES HAVE AN

  • AMERICAN WAY ABOUT HIM.

  • >> YEAH, DOESN'T HE?

  • >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE WEARING

  • YOUR PIN.

  • YOUR SLOGAN IS MATH,

  • >> YEAH, IT STANDS FOR "MAKE

  • AMERICA THINK HARDER."

  • IMMIGRANTS HAVE NEXT TO NOTHING

  • TO DO WITH THE PROBLEMS

  • AMERICANS ARE SPOOERNEXPERIENCI.

  • >> Jimmy: IMMIGRANTS COME HERE

  • BECAUSE THEY WANT TO WORK, THEY

  • WANT A BETTER WAY OF LIFE.

  • WHEREAS AMERICANS, WE WANT TO

  • PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

  • >> I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.

  • >> Jimmy: I WOULD.

  • >> AMERICANS ARE BY THE NUMBERS

  • A VERY, VERY HARD-WORKING

  • PEOPLE.

  • WE'RE WORKING LONGER WORKWEEKS

  • THAN MOST OF THE REST OF THE

  • WORLD.

  • >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE,

  • ESPECIALLY THE AUSTRALIANS.

  • THEY GET A LOT OF TIME OFF, AND

  • I'M SICK OF IT.

  • I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM GET LESS

  • TIME OFF AT THEIR JOBS.

  • >> WE SHOULD HEAD IN THEIR

  • DIRECTION.

  • >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU SHOULD

  • MOVE ON FROM MATH.

  • I HAVE A COUPLE OF THEM FOR YOU.

  • "YANG IN THERE, BABY."

  • I THINK THE WORD WOULD BE YANG

  • IN THERE, BEING THE WHITE HOUSE,

  • A

  • AND BABY.

  • EVERYBODY LIKES BABY.

  • AND THIS ONE I REALLY LIKE.

  • YANGIN' AND BANGIN'.

  • >> I CAN SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING

  • WITH THAT ONE, JIMMY.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE MANY TIMES

  • SAID YOU ARE AN ASIAN GUY GOOD

  • AT MATH.

  • I HAVE A MATH PROBLEM FOR YOU.

  • ARE YOU READY?

  • I WANT TO SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE

  • AT MATH.

  • >> ALL RIGHT.

  • >> Jimmy: IF DONALD TRUMP

  • ORDERED 1500 CHEESEBURGERS FOR

  • THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS, AND

  • HE ATE 53 OF THOSE CHEESEBURGERS

  • WHILE HE WAS WAITING FOR THE

  • TEAM TO SHOW UP, HOW MANY

  • CHEESEBURGERS WILL HE HAVE LEFT

  • FOR BREAKFAST THE NEXT MORNING?

  • >> 1,447.

  • >> Jimmy: THAT'S ABSOLUTELY

  • CORRECT.

  • >> OH, MY GOSH!

  • >> Jimmy: UNLESS THE TEAM EATS

  • ANY, THEN, THAT'S A VARIABLE.

  • IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE.

  • I THINK YOU HAVE SOME VERY

  • INTERESTING IDEAS.

  • I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE

  • PRESIDENT, BUT MAYBE, I MINEAN,O

  • OFFENSE.

  • I DIDN'T THINK DONALD TRUMP WAS

  • GOING TO BE PRESIDENT EITHER.

  • >> MY ODDS GET BETTER EVERY

  • SINGLE DAY.

  • >> Jimmy: THEY DO.

  • >> AND WHILE I'M HERE, I WANT

  • YOUR HELP.

  • TED CRUZ SAID YES TO PLAYING ME

  • G

  • ONE ON ONE IN BACK.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WANT THAT,

  • HE SWEATS ON YOU.

  • >> I'LL TAKE THAT FOR THE

  • AMERICAN PEOPLE.

  • LET'S GET IT ON, MAN.