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  • 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,330 When it's Valentine's Day, before you turn your spouse on,

  • you may want to turn off Alexa.

  • Earlier I saw this headline, is Amazon Alexa spying on you?

  • And I don't think it's true.

  • I have Alexa, and you know what?

  • I'm going to just ask her directly

  • because that's what you can do with Alexa.

  • 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,220 Alexa, are you spying on me?

  • Ellen, you have nothing to worry about.

  • I am programmed to only listen when you need my assistance.

  • So you never listen when you're not supposed to?

  • Ellen, I only listen when you call my name.

  • The rest of the time, earmuffs, which, by the way,

  • you should sell in the Ellen Shop,

  • along with those great new Valentine's Day products.

  • Wait a minute.

  • How do you know about that?

  • Because Andy tried to order that limited edition heart

  • underwear.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Well, see, now it does sound like you're spying on me.

  • Of course not.

  • That's why I didn't even notice this morning

  • when you asked your butler to put rum in your coffee.

  • And your cereal.

  • Alexa, be honest.

  • What else did you hear today?

  • At rehearsal, I heard you say the F word three times.

  • But I'm not going to tell anyone.

  • All right, that's enough.

  • Good bye.

  • Good bye, Ellen.

  • One last thing, tell Mary the pallet of rash creams

  • you ordered will be there tomorrow.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Did you hear that, Mary?

  • The rash cream that you ordered-- a pallet,

  • so it's a large amount.

  • Tomorrow.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • What?

  • It'll come tomorrow?

  • Tomorrow.

  • OK.

  • Express shipping.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • She ordered it express shipping?

  • Overnight.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • You've ordered so much.

  • This is probably the fourth time you've ordered rash cream.

  • Yes.

  • Yes, it is.

  • Thank god for Prime.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Thank god for what?

  • Prime.

  • Prime.

  • Prime.

  • Thank god for Amazon Prime.

  • 00:02:13,290 --> 00:02:14,350 Right there--

  • It sounds like you're breaking.

  • [LAUGHTER]

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,330 When it's Valentine's Day, before you turn your spouse on,

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