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  • 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 It's good to see you.

  • Happy--

  • It's good to see you, too.

  • --belated birthday.

  • When was your birthday?

  • It was October 4.

  • October 4.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • You turned 30.

  • I did.

  • And how was the party?

  • I wasn't invited.

  • Actually, no.

  • That's not the truth, Ellen.

  • You were invited.

  • 00:00:16,260 --> 00:00:19,000 Last time I was on the show, last year,

  • you gave me a bunch of [BLEEP] about not inviting you.

  • But I didn't even know you wanted to be invited.

  • Well, who wouldn't want to be invited to a party?

  • 'Cause I didn't even know you--

  • 00:00:25,687 --> 00:00:27,270 Well, I didn't even know you liked me.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Of course I like you.

  • You knew I liked you.

  • You've been on the show many times, and don't I show like?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Yeah, you do.

  • Yeah.

  • But I did invite you, and you didn't come.

  • So--

  • This time you invited me?

  • Yeah.

  • Are you sure?

  • Yeah.

  • How do you know--

  • I don't think so.

  • Ask everybody.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Ask Jonathan, your producer.

  • Who says you were?

  • OK.

  • I was invited?

  • Yeah, he's right there.

  • Why didn't I go?

  • I don't know.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Was it--

  • You were out of town.

  • You were out of town.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I had that thing.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • It was probably in Malibu.

  • That's too far for me to go to.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • It was.

  • Yeah.

  • No, I think I do remember I was invited.

  • Thank you.

  • You're welcome.

  • No, but I really didn't remember that until just now.

  • And then-- but Tig Notaro performed at your party?

  • She did.

  • She did a set?

  • She did.

  • It was a surprise.

  • What did she do?

  • A bunch of funny stuff.

  • She's hilarious.

  • She's my favorite comedian.

  • Other than you.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Bye.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Wow.

  • I'm sorry.

  • No, no.

  • I was just talking to my favorite actress the other day,

  • Jen--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • --Jen Aniston, and--

  • She's my favorite actress, too.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • No, Tig is hilarious.

  • But you saw her first at my birthday party,

  • so I feel like I introduced her to you.

  • Yes.

  • Well, yeah.

  • I heard about-- because I had left your birthday

  • party before that happened.

  • Oh, why?

  • Gosh, this isn't going well.

  • No.

  • I was out of town.

  • I had to go out of town.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • So you didn't see what she did at my birthday party?

  • No, but what-- she reenacted it at my birthday party.

  • Well, how would-- why would she do that if you

  • didn't know what she had done?

  • She explained it.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Oh, my God.

  • Yeah.

  • But that's what she did at the party?

  • She did a whole bit.

  • It was-- I mean, she did a whole set, and it was, like,

  • the greatest--

  • Yeah.

  • --thing ever.

  • She's very, very funny.

  • Do you know who Tig Notaro is?

  • If you don't, find her.

  • She's pretty brilliant.

  • Yeah, you-- she really is brilliant.

  • And recently, you came to our Gorillapalooza event.

  • I did.

  • Thank you for being there.

  • Thank you for having me.

  • And I don't know if you saw, but Chris Martin was there.

  • And he performed, and he was brilliant.

  • He was.

  • He was really good.

  • Did you see him?

  • I think I saw him--

  • OK.

  • --from afar.

  • So let's talk about your movie Peanut Butter.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Oh.

  • Let's talk about Peanut Butter Falcon.

  • OK.

  • It's such a sweet movie, and you talk about it.

  • It is such a sweet movie.

  • When I read the script, it was one of the most special stories

  • I've ever read.

  • And the idea of working with Zack,

  • who I became really close with-- and the movie is so special.

  • Shia is amazing, and--

  • Yeah, Shia was here not too long ago.

  • We were talking about that that's

  • the movie where he actually got arrested during filming that

  • and wrote Honey Boy, which is bri--

  • have you seen Honey Boy yet?

  • I haven't seen it yet.

  • Ooh, it's really good.

  • Yeah.

  • But how did you feel about when he got arrested during filming?

  • I mean, it could've ruined the whole shoot.

  • It was a really kind of sad and--

  • I felt very protective of him, and I felt very--

  • you know, that's a really terrifying and difficult

  • journey for somebody to experience,

  • and I felt really aware of that.

  • And I just-- you know, we were there to make this movie.

  • And Zack is really a phenomenal human being, and he kind of--

  • you feel very awake to the truth of life, and humanity,

  • and love, and people, and real connections when

  • you're with him.

  • And I think that that was just a kind of--

  • a very important moment for Shia.

  • And I don't condemn people for their mistakes.

  • I want them to get through it.

  • So that's what I tried to do.

  • As we all should.

  • As we all should, yeah.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,500 We asked him a question when he was here,

  • and this is what he said.

  • Who was your best onscreen kiss with?

  • [DING]

  • Oh, oh.

  • [MUMBLING]

  • Yeah, you can.

  • [BLEEP]

  • Very important.

  • This is the most important question.

  • Oh, Dakota Johnson.

  • Oh, she's cute.

  • She's a sweetheart.

  • Yeah, good.