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  • No! Oh my god- he's still tough!

  • Oh my god- he's flying! OW!

  • Joergen!

  • Good morning, gamers!!!

  • Welcome back to another episode of Minecraft!

  • I know!

  • Surprise!

  • Look at IKEA tower.. In all it's glory.

  • So beautiful..

  • Subtitles by Mochi Doodles ;o

  • We are nearing the endgame. :C(Oof)

  • We beat the wither last-

  • -battle.. I've cleaned up a little bit.

  • But, next up... Is the EnderDragon, baby.

  • The final boss of Minecraft. After that, we go get a bunch of cool stuff, aswell.

  • So, it's time for us to prepare for that.

  • Our next step is to increase our village.

  • MAKE MORE BEBE!!!

  • I have this genius contraption, right?

  • So, there's a little hole here in the glass..

  • And then you put a boat here...

  • And then eventually, we'll catch a baby! That's right.

  • I'm gonna catch all your children.

  • Riptide..

  • *gasp*

  • I think Riptide is pretty good..

  • Riptide.. What is Ripti-

  • 32?!

  • NANI!? DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY?!?

  • I think that's another thing I can put on my.. trident.

  • It means I can use the trident as a means of (fast) transportation?

  • Uhhh.. Yes please!

  • Sven, where is my purse? I need it now!

  • Give me my purse!

  • I don't think I have any money left..

  • Nooo.. I'm poor again..

  • Ugh, God. I'm gonna have to trade with people far, far away.

  • Okay, give me my stuff.

  • I have an insane amount of pumpkins

  • Okay, Sven!

  • What are you doing with all the cats?

  • Daddy's coming- gotta go- business trip!

  • Damn, if I can use the- I love the trident.

  • We gotta travel far in the south

  • Maybe I should kidnap these people in the south?

  • IKEA Bird?

  • Did I see IKEA Bird..Or am I crazy?

  • IKEA Bird!

  • You can't...

  • Ahh god damn it.

  • Alright fine you're coming with me Ikea Bird!

  • How did you stick?? with me??

  • How did you do this

  • STAPHH!!

  • Lowkey kinda cute thooo.....

  • *Cute Chuckle*

  • One thing I wanna do

  • At some point

  • ...

  • Is try to collect every monster in the Game.

  • Cause apparently you can Phoot

  • You can put any monster in the game in a boat. (Basically kidnapping)

  • *More cute chuckling*

  • So.. We're put the Enderdragon in a boat.

  • Get in the bohhoha

  • *More Cute Chuckling*

  • I think you can actually put the wither in a boat (big brain???)

  • -Gasppp-

  • Thats gonna be the next-

  • Oh Godd!!

  • Ikea Bird is gone.(Insert Crab Rave here)

  • That's our goal through this playthrough

  • Every creature in a boat

  • Soo this is the biggest village I have ever traded with (correction cheated with ;0)

  • So this is where I make my Stoinks?

  • Its been days!!!

  • My GOD!!

  • NUUUUUUU

  • He ran into a cactus (he a dummy dum)

  • Ikea Bird

  • -Flashbacks-

  • Awww NOOOO!!

  • Ikea Bird(R.I.P)

  • GET

  • IN

  • THE BOAT!!!!

  • You're coming with me

  • If anyone has an objection

  • Feel free to call the cops

  • WHYYY IKea BiRd

  • Whyhaha

  • Oh Was I tlaking to you??

  • Say bye to your friends

  • (Weird sound) Ikea bird was like father to me

  • I love him like my mother

  • boat it's not that hard what is this place the Netherlands why

  • are we riding in a boat don't ask stupid questions

  • No

  • it was like a father to me the way he would trade me melons for a discount I

  • felt truly like I belonged he was irreplaceable there will never be

  • another man like Hey wakey-wakey get in the boat get in no listen

  • get in the boat or I'm gonna shove this bed somewhere you're not gonna like it

  • thank you what happened to your friend

  • nothing special hey no hard feelings right trust me this

  • is 100% safe I've done this before go to the boat you think I'm ready

  • my neighbor's gonna just just press it just trust me so do you think that guy

  • is good still gonna trade me a riptide about three hours I know you can plate

  • wet damn we're fast you can place eyes and then that's a really fast way to

  • actually transporting another with ice and a boat so apparently you can take

  • one of the farmers and place him in your automatic farm and he will replant the

  • seeds I don't know if that's true or not but I mean if that's the case that's

  • right that means I get free labor uh don't worry about the new guy guys don't

  • worry about him don't don't even look at it how much do you want to bet he

  • doesn't have riptide anymore no baby come on guys okay he still has replied

  • so that's okay yeah he's like whoa guys guys it's raining potatoes this is crazy

  • don't worry man I'm just preparing your little a little new adventure all right

  • enjoy your new home and job 20 well what in the world oh my god it's raining yes

  • this is perfect and even real what are you doing in my house

  • guess this against the rules to kick you out all right you can stay just like be

  • nice how does this work oh my god Oh spen did you see that wait

  • what oh my god that's awesome let me get away whoa

  • this seems very dangerous I don't know why anyone would do this no oh my god

  • you what Allah ah all my friends look what a great job he did I'm flying

  • away I'm out of this to disguise and beyond I'm gonna find uragan again I'm

  • gonna find that kea bird oh my god it's snowing up no are you kidding me ah

  • this is the worst episode of all time I have a sign bed and I'm not afraid to

  • use it if anyone come near me what are you guys even yes finally

  • haha woohoo yeah the circle of life continues little

  • child follow me little child now we place another boat trap we refill the

  • food and more baby will come what what are you doing here

  • haha alright let's put some more potatoes and carrots

  • he's the electrician he's just making sure it's all running thanks thanks mr.

  • peepee really appreciate it

  • guys just like food raining from ceiling does anyone know where that comes from

  • this is so strange suddenly my pants feel like they are hot

  • 9 - look he grew up curse of vanishing ok you guys are just getting greedy now

  • yes that's what I like to see alright gamers I am back they're all

  • farmers now come on you're my destined new farmer we're gonna have a great time

  • together I'm so glad no one is going to escape my prison unless I willingly

  • escort them out okay don't look don't talk to him don't talk to him spend a

  • look at him he's bad man very bad man look who doesn't have a job huh well we

  • will sort that out for you buddy don't worry about it

  • just follow me in here yes yes oh you're lonely okay I give friend I'm

  • very generous man people don't understand you know actually I think you

  • should be alone for no reason whatsoever despite the fact that I don't like you

  • and I don't like your bold fit where is your face there it is okay

  • well that's all I got a safe that's all the reasons I need let's replace my oh

  • look who's already started huh from the boat hey what a loser what a nerd

  • hopefully this won't get overrun by zombies I have protected at this time

  • let me see oh if you like the boat so much why don't you why don't you try

  • this so basically he will work for me and I will sell him his own crops

  • now that stinks so whatever hijab he does for me I will sell it back to him

  • how did you escape get back in chamber that's right shame on you so the idea is

  • to just expand the whole the whole way like infinite I want to have as many as

  • possible keep making bet back

  • yeah and eventually will have it will have infinite Bibby Wallach you're not

  • supposed to be a shepherd you're not even supposed to be come out of here get

  • away from him you don't love him that's right you're supposed to be a farmer ah

  • ha ha looks like we caught the big one boys how did you even get there

  • into the cell why do I enjoy this so much

  • why does making villagers go into this I don't know what Hey look at him I don't

  • know why I liked any other they're all brothers and sisters even more they're

  • our family of pain they're our family of so look who decided to become farmer huh

  • okay all right look like anyone's opinion can just

  • change huh what is he doing give me back my money that's my money

  • damn alright yeah that's right give me all your money okay one disappeared

  • that's so crazy it's time to finish up a tower of llama wives Tower of llama the

  • most ambitious project I have there we go Thanks

  • just stay there thanks bro see you in forever

  • there you go should we make a tower of cat maybe wake

  • up feeding time he's like no I want to sleep oh god oh god we have to eat this

  • the first time we get to eat that relatable moment when you're dragged out