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  • H O W S I T G O I N G A M E R S ?

  • iT's gAmiNg wEeK sUpReme

  • That's right,

  • We're continuing Minecraft

  • And Joergen is back

  • I had to make some adjustments-

  • but the sheep is back too

  • Hello Sheep

  • *Wolf bark*

  • epiC

  • Joergen, I swear to God

  • Stop escaping!

  • WHY DOEs he dO thiS?

  • So a lot of you were saying that I can

  • make like a

  • lasso or leash or something?

  • I will!

  • But apparently I need a Slime

  • So, we're gonna go find some epic Slime

  • No-

  • We're gonna go back to the pirate ship

  • We have a lot of epic stuff to do today,

  • But everyone kept saying: "Uh, thErE miGhT bE aNoTheR tREasUre mAp iN thE piRaTe shiP!"

  • Okay, I'll go back.

  • I'll go back gamers.

  • Gamers speak - I listen.

  • Vote PewDiePie.

  • *Applause*

  • 2020 gamer- imagine a society run by gamers!

  • Alright, Joergen I swear to God I'm gonna go off.

  • Why is it white there?

  • Oh God damn it, it keeps happening

  • Alright, so if I save

  • and I go back, he should be there.

  • Yeah. Okay- So it was a glitch!

  • *Angel choir*

  • And that was a glitch too!

  • Everyone was like:

  • "oH, hOw cAn u nOt uNdErstAnD iT wAs a gliTcH??"

  • Oh, I'm sorry the game that has been out for nine years,

  • still has basic glitches in it..?

  • Oh god, it's getting dark!

  • No, I can't do this!

  • *Pitched voice* AHHH!

  • Hey, sugar!

  • *Quietly* I'll take it.

  • *Normal voice* We're gonna make cake bros

  • Oh- Sorry.

  • I think if we goooo along sea shore we should find the ship.

  • Oh God, CREEPERS!

  • It's fine gamers. I'm not afraid.

  • God this is a terrible idea

  • Oh God...

  • There's monsters everywhere, Joergen. but as long as you're close to me,

  • We'll be okay, Joergen

  • Okay, there it is. Found it.

  • Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god

  • Oh perfect, we'll put Joergen on uhh... the plateau.

  • Stay!

  • Stay!

  • Thank you. So apparently it's really rare to find a pirate ship

  • In like

  • Above the water

  • ...Someone said? I don't know. People can tell me anything.

  • But I'm supposed to look for a treasure map.

  • Oh God, I'm drowning!

  • God damn, I'm bad at this game! *laughs*

  • *Pitched voice* WHAT!?

  • WHAAAT?

  • NANI DESUKA?!

  • WHAAAT

  • *Ad voice* W H A T?

  • *Normal voice* If there's a treasure map on this boat

  • I'll find it

  • So why can't I not breathe under water?

  • The easiest way to find it is maybe going down....?

  • I CAN'T BREATHE THAT LONG! >:(

  • I'm not a fish!

  • Where is-

  • That- I bet you guys are trolling me again.

  • God, this is taking forever.

  • Come on, It's so obvious that that was it.

  • It's the only part that goes down, too.

  • Alright, after mining uh, the whole thing all night

  • I have deduced that there is no...

  • ...treasure map.

  • ThAnKs gAmErS

  • -For nothing!-

  • It's fine we have other stuff to do.

  • It doesn't matter.

  • It wasn't even important.

  • Let's get out of this place, Joergen.

  • Whoa!

  • Dolphins, that's EPIC!

  • Hey sheep, we're back.

  • Wow. What an adventure.

  • Go in Joergen.

  • Go in.

  • Thank you.

  • ♫ I got the horses in the back ♫

  • Dark wood. How-

  • Where did he?!

  • Oh God it happened again.

  • Alright.

  • We may not have gotten a treasure map,

  • But at least we got a dark door

  • *Laughs*

  • Yeah, look at that beautiful carpet. It looks so nice now, I know, I know I know.

  • Well, well, well, okay.

  • Step 2. Get Gucci pants

  • Alright, who's the Gucci man?

  • You're the Gucci man?

  • Why?

  • By the way, I might steal that.

  • Looking for a Gucci guy.

  • WHERE'S THE GUCCI GUY??

  • God dammit, this is such a failure

  • What are you doing?

  • Maybe I give him stuff

  • I hate them-

  • I want them to die

  • They're gonna pay for this.

  • I can make leather horse armor?

  • *Ad* You never played Tuber Simulat-

  • I can make armor for - oh my god, I can make armor,

  • For

  • For Joergen!!!

  • Joergen!

  • Look, I have a present for you

  • Oh, you're dark at night?

  • Let's lit you up.

  • Cyoot! Shut up, shut up, everyone quiet

  • Joergen, this is a special moment:

  • You are getting leather armor.

  • *Gasp* You look so fancy, dude. Oh my god!

  • *Pitched voice* That's awesome! I love him!

  • Let's go, good night.

  • Okay, Joergen; Wish me good luck.

  • We're going to the Nether.

  • Cuz everyone said there's a...

  • secret achievement if you sleep in the Nether.

  • Why would anyone do that?

  • Oh god, this place is so creepy dude.

  • Why on earth would I sleep here?

  • This is awful.

  • Alright, fine. We'll make a lil'

  • Nether-Realm house. How about that?

  • It's gonna be so cute

  • Oh god, I'm scared

  • All right, good night gamers-

  • AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • My own audience..

  • My own supporters, can you believe this?? Scared me dude.

  • I dunno what I was expecting.. but not

  • God dammit

  • *Laugh cry*

  • My house! Noo.

  • Oh my god..

  • God- aah..

  • Damn yooouuuuu!

  • Give me back my stuff dudeee.

  • If I don't get back my diamond pickaxe..

  • we're through, okay? I'm done.

  • I deserve better than this

  • My house blew up!

  • Are you kidding me?

  • God dammit, where is it?

  • I got like half my stuff, dude.

  • Help me look pig people!

  • fucking useless

  • Can I ge-- how do I--

  • Oh, I can chop away the flames.

  • There we go... go away

  • Cool.

  • I'm glad I brought back gaming week to get epically trolled

  • ..And lose half my stuff

  • "sLeEp iN thE nEthEr fEliX"

  • niniNInINininNiNinini

  • I missed - I lost my pants

  • Do you feel good about yourself?

  • What's a block of quartz?

  • It looks pretty, I like it.

  • God dammit I lost my shield, too.

  • So, someone said I can actually go to the Nether realm with Joergen.

  • I just have to, like- I want to see if that's possible.

  • It seems like a terrible idea.

  • Ahhh! Joergen is drowning

  • What? No, Joergen went through!

  • Joergen, come back! come back!

  • Come baaaack!

  • God dammit.

  • God dammit! Joergen,

  • you crazy!

  • Alright.

  • So does the compass work here?

  • No, it doesn't. Grrrreat.

  • On second thought, no!

  • The hell?

  • I gotta teleport Joergen.

  • No-!

  • *Jorgen dying*

  • Joergen, get out! Get out!

  • nOOOOOOOOOOO! ! ! !

  • NOOOOO!!!! NOOOO

  • no..

  • no...

  • *pewds crying..*

  • no..

  • It was here a second ago...

  • maybe he went through to the other side..

  • No

  • No, I'm not crying..

  • Shut up. You are.

  • Oh my god..

  • He left us way too soon..

  • Joergen was like a father to me...

  • I loved him like my son..

  • You never know when the ones that love you are gonna leave you..

  • *Sad music plays*

  • I never thought this day would come..

  • He left us too soon..

  • Rest in peace Joergen

  • Rest in peace

  • If I die, fine, I can respawn

  • Joergen can't respawn.

  • I have to get Joergen number two.

  • Now, of course-

  • Now, of course there can only be one Joergen

  • But there is Jorgen number two

  • Here you go, Joergen

  • Have it all

  • Okay

  • Hopefully this one

  • hopefully Joergen the second won't be such an asshole

  • Feel like I just bought myself a new pet..

  • it will never be the same,

  • I'm still hurting

  • Wait, there's one thing I wanna do.

  • Here you go, Joergen..

  • He loved melons..

  • I'll plant the tree for Joergen..

  • I'll plant as many trees...

  • Alright

  • Things happen, we must move on.

  • We have other things to do.

  • Okay?

  • We're gonna kill the Ender Dragon..

  • Let's go, Joergen.

  • Why does Joergen have more life?

  • Joergen the second.

  • Oh!

  • I've never been in the desert before.

  • *Gasp* There's bunnies!

  • There's freaking bunnies??

  • Can I put them in the bucket?

  • Damn it

  • You're back, buddy.

  • What's up?

  • Hellooo?

  • What are you doing in the the desert?

  • Can you go in the bucket?

  • What? where did you go?

  • Mysterious.

  • Alright, I'm gonna have to kill some bunnies.

  • I'm sorry, look away children

  • *Demonic music plays*

  • Look away children, I'm sorry.

  • Uhhh!

  • Oohh!

  • Oh, he's back. What the hell?

  • Wha--

  • Wow, this place is cool. [sure is]

  • Whoa, another house?

  • What is that?

  • It's got a creeper face on it.

  • Whaaat?

  • Whoa!

  • What is this?

  • Whoa (3)

  • Whoa! (4)

  • Whoa (5)

  • Whoa! (6)

  • Whaat?

  • My god minecraft,

  • If Joergen could see this he'd be freaking out.

  • Okay, he better not run away this time.

  • *Whispering* Whoa (7)

  • That's really deep. (That's what he said)

  • Oh, it goes up as well.

  • That's so cool!

  • How do I go down there?

  • I'm scared

  • Ok, here we go.

  • Whoa (8)

  • Oh, no! Oh, no!

  • I set off a bomb didn't I?

  • ...

  • Mmmmmmm

  • Dammit!

  • Dammit!!

  • *sulks in swedish*

  • THIS EPISODE SUCKS!!

  • *moaning*

  • miiiiiinecraaaaaaft

  • ♫ If I could take it all away ♫

  • ♫ If I can doooo whaat they say ♫

  • Why did I do that?

  • I could have got - I bet there was like awesome stuff in the-

  • DAMIIIITTTTT

  • Some murderers..

  • It's my evil arc.. Beginning

  • alright, if anything else happens

  • What the freaking that dude?

  • What the hell?

  • Wha??

  • wOW~

  • Whoa (9)

  • Whoa (10)

  • Whoa (11)

  • Whoa (12)

  • I'm just confused by everything.

  • First of all, we need to get Joergen the second back.

  • And second of all

  • Oh god, what a day!

  • "You ever had a bad day in Minecraft?"

  • *Pewds chuckles*

  • Never had a bad day? well, imagine having a bad day in Minecraft. Okay?

  • Okay, I see Joergen.

  • This good-

  • I thought this was a kids game.

  • Okay?

  • Why are there actual traps in there? Oh, I got you now

  • Oh, I got you now!

  • Oh I got you now!!

  • Oh!!! I actually got him!

  • Oh no, I'm sorry

  • My trusty horse, Joergen the second, my man

  • *Pewds mimicking Jorgens voice* I missed you Poods

  • Thanks,

  • ᴵ ᵍᵘᵉˢˢ

  • Now we're gonna need a lot of sand.

  • Cuz we gotta go down again.

  • *whispers* God dammit.

  • There better not be any more traps in here.

  • Oh my gawd

  • Ahh!

  • Oh god..

  • Of course, there's a creeper there as well

  • What are you doing? Go away!

  • Ah my god

  • Guys, I am having a bad day. Okay

  • You're not going after me?

  • Oh my- ohh

  • aaaaah

  • mmmmmmmm

  • MMmmmMMMMmmmm

  • AAAAAAAA

  • AaahHHHHhhh

  • sTop SToP!!

  • Stoooaaaaaaaaap *pewds crying*

  • *pewds scream of frustration, grief, hopelessness*

  • Alright, we keep on gaming. Its gaming week...

  • It's gaming week

  • *laughs in pain*

  • And so he kept walking

  • with no armor

  • no skill

  • and no hope.

  • He just wants Joergen back

  • ...And all his stuff too would be great

  • Play Minecraft they said, sleep in the Nether they said

  • You can enter there with your horse they said

  • I can never trust anyone ever again

  • Not even myself

  • At least Joergen the second actually is cool.

  • Here we go again.

  • I'm getting my stuff.

  • I don't care.

  • I'm getting my stuff

  • Maybe...

  • Whoa (13)

  • What a cool room

  • Maybe.

  • Surely they're gone now, right?

  • Look at the - damage

  • Alright, if I find like a sword, or anything, I'll take it.

  • I see stuff down there.

  • Oh my god, that's my stuff.

  • That's literally my stuff.

  • -awgodawgodawgod- This is good.

  • -awgod-

  • This is just the first stuff.

  • He drop the bow.

  • Come on, come on, come on surely

  • My diamond pickaxe is here, right?

  • Look at this explosion dude.

  • You can-

  • *Smacking sounds*

  • All gone

  • Cool.

  • Let's never do that again

  • Epicc.

  • Did you find the treasure?

  • Yes.

  • What did it cost?

  • Everything.

  • Okay.

  • Okay,

  • Joergen and Pewds for more adventures -

  • I'm genuinely upset..

  • over Minecraft.

  • *laughs in pain*

  • oh godd..

  • what is happen?

  • Is that another one? Or the same one?

  • Okay..

  • No, it's the same one.

  • Is that another shipwreck??

  • It is, isn't it?

  • Damn it's far.

  • Joergen, will you be good?

  • It's how we hunt fishes in Sweden

  • Hi-yah!

  • Ohh my god!! It worked!

  • Okay,

  • we're going to the--

  • pirate thing and maybe we finally get some good news this episode.

  • God frickin damn it.

  • There better be epic treasure--

  • Oh, this one looks bigger.

  • *Gasp* I see a treasure.

  • Okay. Okay.

  • Oh, what is this?

  • Whoa (14)

  • Looks like an air hole.

  • Cool, paper.

  • Hey, you want some paper?

  • Here you go, Felix

  • Oh! There's another one

  • *gasp*

  • PoTatOeS!

  • Oh! another one!

  • Whoa (15)

  • Okay!

  • Rich boy

  • Rich boy

  • I could get Gucci pants

  • Ow, ow, ow!

  • Okay epic.

  • Joergen, it was awesome! *chuccles*

  • Ahh, my god

  • Burried-- *Gasps*

  • We found a treasure map!

  • Hu-oh?

  • What do I do with it?

  • What do I do with buried treasure map?

  • Sun is setting.

  • Let's go back home, Joergen..

  • It's been an adventure.

  • Jorgen the second..

  • Alright, time to go to sleep.

  • I'll dream of Jorgen the first...

  • ..Forever

  • One thing that I'm curious about is...

  • Yeah, I hope you're dying

  • What happens if--

  • --you build another Nether portal in the Nether realm

  • Question mark ?

  • So let's explore that question

  • Okay, I've never actually done this.

  • How do I do it??

  • Uhh?

  • What?

  • Alright, gamers..

  • *

  • Wohoohoo!!

  • Oooohh shiiiihehehehe!!

  • hehehEhEhEeehEEE!!

  • Oh, yeah!!

  • Gaming time!

  • Hey, someone's shooting me?

  • This is my gaming time.

  • If I remember correctly. I had obsidian down here.

  • Yup, there it is.

  • Just be careful

  • Cuz there's freaking lava everywhere.

  • This is always fun.

  • What the hell is that?

  • It's a bat

  • Dumb bat

  • HAhahAhAhAah

  • I would never make that mistake.

  • Okay, we have ten

  • All we need baby.

  • Now, if we enter..

  • the Nether.

  • What up pig

  • Now let's say we walk... a bit..

  • ..further

  • God it's so hard to walk in there.

  • Where would I go?

  • You guys have nothing better to do?

  • Jesus Christ, dude.

  • Oh my god

  • *whispers* Ah, im so scared

  • Fine, let's just build a bridge.

  • Life gives you lemons--

  • --build bridges over them.

  • So what is that down there? Is that worth mining?

  • I wish I knew..

  • Maybe I'll explode out of nowhere?

  • --or we can just clog this.

  • *Ghast cries in a not so far distant*

  • What's that sound??

  • *Ghast cries gets louder*

  • God, I hate that sound..

  • I think we can stop this as well.

  • Oh yeahhh! No more lava!

  • Don't worry piggies, I won't charge ya

  • Okay..

  • What is this?

  • Nande kore?

  • Whoa (16)

  • This looks cool!

  • Ow!!

  • Alright, don't walk on them.

  • Got it.

  • I can hold them--

  • --but I can't walk on 'em.

  • I mean I guess it makes sense. They're hot

  • Dude, there's so many!

  • Uh, what's happening with the music??

  • Little too epic for my taste, thank you.

  • Alright, alright, you can calm down, Minecraft.

  • Magma block?

  • ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏ ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇ ɪꜱ ꜰʟᴀꜱʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴍʏ ᴇʏᴇꜱ?

  • This better not kill me,

  • I'm gonna be pissed.

  • Okay.

  • Let's go.

  • whAt's goNNa haPPEn?

  • ι ∂ση'т кησω!

  • That's the joy of Minecraft.

  • So, it does take me to another place.

  • uHHHHhhhhhhhhhhmm?

  • Whaat?

  • d0nKEYs?

  • there's fucking llamas in this game, dude?

  • they're so cute

  • Aaaaaaaaa!!!

  • No, take me back to Netherland!

  • Why is there underwater things there?

  • Uhhhhhh...

  • Helloooooo?

  • What??

  • Is it a glitch?

  • Oh what?

  • Uh okay, that's scary.

  • Magma blocks.

  • Oh god! They're slurping!

  • That's so confusing--

  • --So those lit up?

  • lLaMa

  • tHEsE ArE lLaMaS

  • There is fricken lla--

  • --don't explode my llamas

  • --

  • Oh, the shield can tank them?

  • Oh, they talk, they make noises!

  • gUnPoWdEr?

  • Frick Frick Frick Frick --

  • --They're so cute

  • I wanna take you home.

  • Oh my god, you're so adorable.

  • Oh my god, they're still coming--

  • This one's got a bow dude!

  • It's a swamp monster?

  • These guys are strong dude.

  • Ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｈｅ ｌｌａｍａ

  • What do they eat?

  • So is there any way I can breathe underwater easier?

  • Ooh

  • What is this?

  • I don't know.

  • There better not be traps, that's all I know.

  • What is this?

  • Oh, there's a chest

  • Oh god --

  • Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up

  • Bwooh

  • There better not be sharks in this game

  • then I'm quitting

  • Alright then,

  • I just want the chest

  • Are you kidding me?

  • That's it?

  • Oh!

  • It's his

  • What?

  • blue ice?

  • So if I kill him,

  • can I steal his llamas?

  • Cuz I will do it.

  • DON'T YOU SPIT ON ME!!

  • okay, I see a lot more stuff to explore

  • BUT

  • I'm gonna have to end the episode here guys

  • whooooo!!

  • Because I need the comments to help me

  • ACTUALLY

  • I CAN'T TRUST YOU

  • Smash Like! And I'll see you guys

  • next time

  • BYE

  • *AD*

  • You never played Tuber simulator??? :0

  • *Intense effects* PPPPPFFFFFSSHHHHH

  • You know, it's fun right?

  • I'm not supposed to give my Ⓞⓟⓘⓝⓘⓞⓝ

  • But give it a try~ and then

  • you can tell me if it's good or not

  • not convinced yet. Okay

  • I'll cut you a deal~ ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

  • The game is available for

  • And that's a

  • (bo dee dum de dum de dum dum)

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