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  • Save Sven.

  • I NEED TO SAVE SVEN.

  • HOW DO I SAVE SVEN?!

  • HOWDOIDOIT?!?!?!

  • *Satanic screaming*

  • (Subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • You be quiet.

  • You're disgusting.

  • I wish it was you down there and not him.

  • God

  • Ok we need dirt.

  • We need alotta dirt.

  • LOTTA DERT

  • We gotta ha-

  • build a tunnel

  • I DONT HAVE ALOTTA DIRT GODDAMNIT!

  • *moan*

  • Why do I not have dirt?

  • We will care... We will dig

  • We will dig

  • I'm going to need underwater breathing

  • oh god, Sven is there right now!

  • He must be so scared (Have you ever been stuck in water?)

  • Okay, Okay, Okay

  • I be meaning to do this for a long time

  • *click clack click clack click clack*

  • How do I make an enchantment table so I can breathe underwater?

  • Everyone's been saying it for three years

  • I need a book and diamonds

  • Oh god you know what, it doesn't care

  • I'll waste all my inventory if it means saving Sven

  • Ok and we need uhhh a book

  • okay, okay, okay

  • okay, okay gamers (GAMINGWEEEEK)

  • do do do do do, BUH!

  • Any second wasted here, is a second wasted

  • For Sven, the poor son of a.....

  • There it is, we have an enchantment table. What do I do with it?

  • I know I'm supposed to place it next to bookshelves

  • I DON'T HAVE ANY BOOKSHELVES

  • WHERE DO I PLACE IT?

  • let's put it here, let's put it here

  • WOAH that's cool

  • okay don't get distracted. How does it work?

  • that's the letharan teetis (what?) that I've been using for fricken dye, dude

  • are you kidding me?

  • what is this then? do I put a book there?

  • *gasps*

  • projectile protection?

  • no! I NEED UNDERWATER BREATHING

  • sharpness, protection, sharpness

  • NO! Give me! AHHH!

  • Feather falling

  • Efficiency

  • Smite!

  • THIS IS NOT HELPFUL!!!

  • Okay maybe I have some gear, maybe I have some gear

  • enchantment, projectile, curse of vanishing

  • What is this?!

  • We're losing time GODAMMIT!

  • Look I have a name tag and I was gonna name him and I never gave him his name tag

  • *Frantic noise*

  • project, uhhh, blast protection, fire

  • WHERE'S THE STUPID RESPIRATION HELMET?

  • we're just gonna dig

  • Joergen, I need you

  • We have to save him

  • Dig like the wind Joergen! (Like the wind?)

  • SHUUUT UUUPPPPPPP!

  • SHUUUUUT UUUUUPPPP! I DON'T CARE ABOUT FILTHY COWIE POOPIES

  • FASTER JOERGEN FASTER

  • WE NEED DIRT

  • LOT'S OF DIRT

  • You think that's dirt that you're digging right now?

  • oh zombies is not... I'm not going to sleep

  • I'm not going... AHHH JIBLET

  • GOD

  • *mumbles*

  • I'M DIGGING HERE

  • IS THERE NO WAY THAT YOU CAN DIG FASTER?

  • Joergen. oh my god this is faster without Joergen

  • get STOP RUNNING

  • dig, dig, dig, dig, dig *noises*

  • oh god okay I never wanted to do this

  • but I'm desperate goddammit

  • they could drop a helmet

  • that I can put on my face

  • and then I can breathe underwater

  • I'M SO SORRY TURTLE

  • I'M SO... OH GOD IT'S LOOKING AT ME I CAN'T DO IT

  • I can't do it

  • Sven would never want me to kill to save him

  • dig, dig dig

  • How much dirt do I need?

  • Is this enough?

  • oh god

  • SWIM

  • oh god it's so far away

  • I'm coming Sven

  • I'm coming to save... ow

  • oh god it's happening here too. What is this?

  • I'm getting sucked dude ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • stupid sucking almost ruined my life

  • Can dogs climb ladders? (Not usually)

  • Can I rope him up maybe?

  • Okay here we are gamers

  • Okay dirt, dirt

  • first let's make sure he's ok

  • gawd how did he get here?

  • how did this happen? (You rowed him out to see you dummy thicc)

  • Sven! Sven!

  • ohhh he doesn't even look at me

  • I'm so sorry Sven

  • I'm so sorry :-(

  • okay

  • okay, don't worry, don't worry, we're going to get you out of here

  • oh gawd ohhh

  • ok alright *noises*

  • oh god it's leaking Sven!

  • It's leaking Sven! I'm Panicking!

  • Ok alright oh god okay alright

  • oh god STUPID GRAVEL I HATE YOU YOU RUIN MY LIFE GRAVEL (seriously terrible)

  • Gotta be careful

  • If I die, Sven dies

  • How? How am I gonna do this?

  • they put a rocket in space gawdammit you can do this felix

  • oh god not now!

  • have another scooby snack (scooby-dooby-dooo!)

  • It's not going great. I'm not gonna lie, it's not going great

  • hold on Sven!

  • I'm just gonna go up one second

  • I meant it when I said it...

  • If anything happens to Sven, this playthrough is over! (Don't die Sven!)

  • BIGTIME

  • okay, okay, okay

  • the PLAN

  • You know what

  • I'm not even gonna waste time telling you :-(

  • 'cause I need to get him out gosh harbit

  • Ride like the wind Joergen!

  • WE'RE COMING SVEN!

  • I don't have a spare lead for you

  • So we're going to have to use the good ol' hold technique

  • STAY THERE I BE RIGHT BACK

  • DUUUUUHHHHH

  • AH

  • he better be still in there

  • Where's Elon Musk when you need him?

  • I need his submarine!

  • Where's your submarine Elon?

  • OH GAWD NOT AGAIN I HATE THIS STUPID THING

  • Look the fishes have come to help.

  • They're here for moral support

  • thank you fishes (very cool!)

  • I'm trying my best here!

  • Okay so the idea is a little little little crazy

  • Okay alright

  • alright, you're okay, you're okay

  • oh gawd

  • alright

  • oh my god *happy noise*

  • I'm gonna need you to swim

  • ahwehf okay, alright

  • uhhhh

  • alright plan 'B', here

  • OH IT WORKS

  • Here we go

  • here we go

  • STAY RIGHT BEHIND ME

  • oh god this current. OH!

  • he can do it!

  • HE CAN DO IT!

  • he can do it!

  • come here!

  • YES

  • YES! WE'RE DOING IT!

  • THE FISHES ARE HELPING!

  • SWIM SVEN! SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM

  • SWIM SWIM SWIM

  • SWIM SWIM SWIM

  • HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY