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  • GOOD MORNING GAMERS!!

  • It's another beautiful day in Minecraft

  • and today is a very special day. Isn't that right, Sven?

  • *bark*

  • That's right.

  • Hey Boat Cow, play the music.

  • Okay, keep playing, Boat Cow.

  • For many years, me and Sven have built together this structure,

  • a structure that symbolizes the power of friendship, the power of love, and the power of perseverance.

  • I introduce to you...

  • ...the giant meatball.

  • *anime wow*

  • That's right.

  • Take it in, take it in in all it's glory

  • There is finally peace, on earth

  • Isn't that right, chicken?

  • *Quack*

  • Water Sheep died for this, you know.

  • He died to make this possible.

  • Without water sheep, there would be no giant meatball.

  • Why did I build a giant meatball you might ask?

  • For Water Sheep.

  • This meatball represents everything that water sheep believed in:

  • Friendship,

  • loyalty,

  • trust,

  • and all those good things *laugh* that he stood by.

  • What if Water Sheep was here alive today?

  • I know he would be proud.

  • No one loved meatballs more than Water Sheep.

  • He was like a father to me.

  • He was like the son that I never had.

  • And I loved him

  • I may have shown it in weird ways, Sven.

  • I may have not always been the nicest.

  • And you know what, I'll admit, I may not have always been perfect.

  • But my god

  • The meatball

  • Stands tall

  • And I'm so proud to call myself...

  • An American

  • *never mind* I don't even know...

  • Stop jumping in boats, Sven! Please!

  • I know you're excited, but I haven't even shown...

  • *sad* look at depressed cow over there.

  • I haven't even shown you guys the best bit.

  • So I've been messing around with redstone.

  • I've spent a lot of time with this Redstone and god I hope it works

  • Sorry Sven. You can't ride this; it might break.

  • You just gotta hit this, and then...

  • Voila baby.

  • It's as glorious on the inside

  • as it is on the outside.

  • Italian leather exterior...

  • All handcrafted...

  • by one Scandinavian Swede.

  • This took a lot of time!

  • I'm not gonna lie, I think the elevator

  • took more time for me to build.

  • I thought: "okay cool, I'll build an elevator".

  • "That'll be epic".

  • Ummmm

  • Nah, it's not epic.

  • I mean, it's super fun, like...

  • I love riding it...

  • I want it...

  • The idea was to have something go all the way, all the way to the top.

  • The very top, and I'm like:

  • No.

  • *Laughs*

  • I'm tired of farming piston steel material

  • I'm tired of the circuits always messing up and I don't understand why

  • But, It works pretty well.

  • I'm like, it's really fun to ride it.

  • The thing is, like...

  • Sven! stop teleporting, you scare me

  • What if Sven rides it?

  • Oh my god, I never thought...

  • He's probably too short, I think he is too short, yeah

  • Sorry Sven, you're too short

  • Ha Ha

  • Let's try it

  • The thing is, I know you can build elevators..

  • Probably way smarter.

  • I guarantee you that

  • I just wanted to try it out myself

  • I know I could probably do it easier as well if i had theuh

  • The sticky pistons

  • I don't have sticky! I don't have slime!

  • I don't have sticky

  • Ouch

  • I don't have sticky poo poo

  • Alright I'm not going near this place when it's dark

  • Too many creepers

  • Have blown up my circuits

  • Too many times...

  • For me to leave it around at dark

  • It ain't happening.

  • Alright, but let me show you.

  • Seriously, I had so much fun building the elevator.

  • Like, I know it's janky and whatever.

  • But I, I didn't realize redstone was so fun to just mess around with.

  • Okay, so I want Sven to ride it.

  • Sven! Come here.

  • I want to see if it works. I'll be so happy.

  • Yeah sometimes, sometimes it breaks

  • Sometimes it breaks. It's fine.

  • Sven, where are you?

  • Helloooo?!

  • He's, like, stuck in the elevator.

  • Sven?

  • Oh, there you are. Okay.

  • Hey, can you come down here?

  • It's a ball inside of a ball.

  • What else do you want, baby?

  • Alright come on. Let's do this, Sven.

  • Cool, inside the fence he teleports.

  • Alright, follow me

  • I'm just gonna put the leash on you Sven

  • Because you're being a little difficult

  • Yeah this is going to be a problem

  • Fine I'll make a special door for you Sven

  • Sven! You're being very difficult

  • Don't be shy

  • I'ts going to break the whole thing

  • SVEN! Please!

  • Please

  • Please

  • Go!

  • Go

  • No, no! No!

  • I know you don't like tight spaces anymore after what happened

  • in '86 *machine gun fires*

  • Come on

  • Geebalibaa

  • Never have kids

  • Please, thank you, thank you

  • Sven is going to go for a ride

  • Listen I know you're scared of elevators..

  • It's fine! Trust me

  • Are you sitting? All right, here we go

  • Three

  • Two

  • One

  • *laughter*

  • Wow! How was that Sven?

  • Did you enjoy it?

  • Can you be quiet out here?

  • alright you can stand

  • So basically, the way it works..

  • It's a staircase.

  • It's a glorified staircase

  • One signal goes to the upper ones

  • One signal goes to the pusher ones

  • And they're one tick in delay

  • And then...

  • ...I don't know

  • It just took me a lot of time to figure out how redstone works

  • Isn't that right Sven?

  • *sigh* and a lot of wool

  • First I used stone, and i think the circuits would still connect

  • And I didn't understand why

  • But then I saw other people use wool

  • So I'm like, okay I guess I'll use wool

  • And then these added delay, even if you dont add delay to them

  • Which added another mystery to the problem

  • But basically, it goes

  • One

  • One, Two

  • One, Two, Three

  • One, Two, Three, Four *eep!*

  • SVEN!

  • Where is he?

  • There you are.

  • There you are. He's fine

  • Eat something

  • *Woof*

  • Uhh, wait what happened here

  • Does it double step here?

  • Is that even possible?

  • Is that even possible? Wait

  • Where's the next step?

  • It pushes here,

  • It pushes here, pushes here

  • It pushes here, pushes here, pushes here...

  • It pushes you up THERE!?

  • *laughs*

  • It still works apparently, okay cool

  • I didn't know that was possible

  • Let me try

  • What?

  • Oh my god, it skips a step

  • That's genius

  • I don't even know what I built

  • So yeah,

  • I, uh..

  • *elevator sounds*

  • It's so satisfying, I love the sound.

  • That's why it gets stuck sometimes, my god!

  • I was planning to put carpet all around here

  • And maybe, like put a floor here.

  • You could have a really big floor.

  • Right?

  • And then

  • I thought it could be cool maybe...

  • Can you do, like, catapults and stuff??

  • 'Cause then, like, if I had Joergen here

  • and we head out on adventure, we could catapult out there into the water

  • These are just ideas I have

  • I want to build, Sven. I want to build.

  • It's so fun to build.

  • I LOVE MINECRAFT!

  • Oh yeah, Joergen is gone, I forgot.

  • *eternal sadness*

  • I lost Joergen.

  • I have looked everywhere, Sven

  • Today...

  • we bring back Joergen.

  • He has to be out somewhere.

  • He wouldn't just dis...

  • *moo*

  • Excuse me?

  • Excuse me?! Water Cow?

  • You're good for one purpose, and one purpose only!

  • Actually 2

  • Playing music

  • And your delicious 'juice', thank you

  • Oh, that's right, we...

  • W-WHAT??

  • *Laughing*

  • Minecraft just keeps on surprising. I didn't know you could do this

  • Why can you do this?

  • *moo*

  • Me and Boat Cow

  • Forever and ever

  • Going on adventures and drinking his juice

  • Damn, that was beautiful

  • Thanks, Boat Cow. You're the best.

  • Okay.

  • I really miss Water Sheep. I'm not gonna lie.

  • I'm not over Water Sheep.

  • I'm not over Joergen being lost.

  • I'm not over anything.

  • I'm honestly hurt,

  • I'm confused,

  • and, you know, depression shows its way in many forms.

  • And I chose to build a giant meatball.

  • Other people do other things.

  • Okay?

  • But now that meatball is built...

  • I still feel the pain.

  • It's still there.

  • Let me see if I can find something else.

  • Like a substitute, right? I need to make this right.

  • Hello there.

  • *Quack*

  • Do you know water sheep?

  • *Quack*

  • I'll tell you all about him

  • He was the best

  • *quack*

  • "He was like a father to me?"

  • How did you know that?!

  • *laughs*

  • Watch out for lava now

  • Don't want you to get hurt

  • *mutters* oh my god, idiot

  • Cool, you just ruined my life

  • Oh okay, never mind

  • You're the lucky new Water Sheep

  • It's an honor and a privilege

  • Where's the bell?

  • Here we go

  • Oh my god, the meatball appears before Ikea tower

  • *laughs*

  • My god, it's so beautiful

  • I was thinking of putting a Swedish flag on top

  • But I just got really tired of farming

  • It looks kinda like a deathstar or something

  • Cool, I'm glad Sven is taken care of

  • Oh my god!

  • I knew you were evil, he's talking to spider!

  • Evil chicken!

  • *quack*

  • My god!

  • How can you do this chicken??

  • *furious dinging*

  • Huh?!

  • Who am I kidding?

  • It's not the same, Sven.

  • It's not the same.

  • *continues dinging*

  • It doesn't feel as good as when Water Sheep did it..

  • You don't squeal in pain like Water Sheep.

  • *chuckle*

  • IT'S NOT THE SAME!

  • *extreme dinging*

  • It will never be the same. What we had was special.

  • Alright, there's two Water Cows now because I'm too annoyed that Sven keeps entering.

  • Oh, sorry Sven, Sorry!

  • What are you doing?!

  • You get to live.

  • Apparently you can build like a dispenser or something like that. I wanna try that.

  • Wait, I think I have one.

  • Oh yeah, it's right here.

  • See, I thought dispenser was...

  • like...

  • A garbage bin or something.

  • Clearly not the case.

  • Do I have a lever? Yeah

  • Is this all I need?

  • So if I place dispencer..

  • How does dispensers work?

  • There we go.

  • And then I put like... so I can...

  • What are you doing?! How did you escape?

  • Don't look so innocent.

  • Oh gosh, you people are...

  • There you go, stay there.

  • So do I just put a lever on it?

  • *pew*

  • Oh my god!

  • *chicken scream*

  • *laughter*

  • What?!

  • You'll never be water sheep!

  • Hey! Come on, come on.

  • Participate.

  • *quack*

  • You'll never be Water Sheep!

  • *chicken scream*

  • WHAT?!

  • What?!

  • Sven, don't go near him!

  • *quack*

  • He's evil.

  • That's right, I see it in his eyes.

  • TELL ME WHERE WATER SHEEP IS!

  • Oh my god, how does he do that?!

  • Oh, what?

  • Aaaah!

  • *chicken screams*

  • Stop!

  • *more chicken screams*

  • You will never be Water Sheep!

  • *Empty clicking sound*

  • AaaAaah!!

  • WHY WON'T YOU DIE??!!!

  • It just becomes more of them!

  • What?!

  • Don't go there! Aaah, aaah...

  • You all went there.

  • Ugh, no...

  • Guys, this is a restricted area. You can't...

  • no...

  • Just get up from there, please.

  • Well aren't you adorable?

  • Fine!

  • Alright, enough playing around. We got actual stuff to do.

  • *ominous ding*

  • It is 3 AM.

  • *more ominous dinging*

  • We are here to summon back Water Sheep.

  • *even more dinging*

  • Minecraft spirits and gods! Notch, can you hear us?

  • *dinging continues*

  • We want Water Sheep back..

  • And Joergen too, of course!!

  • *ominous dinging continues*

  • I will ring this bell 3 times

  • We bring sacrifices!

  • On the third ring, I expect Water Sheep's return

  • One *ding*

  • Two *ding*

  • *door sound*

  • *ding*

  • What the?!

  • Did you guys hear the door of the nether portal?!

  • Water Sheep?!

  • Water Sheep?!

  • You're not Water Sheep..

  • He's not coming back is he?

  • *cries*

  • Water Sheep...

  • Stop it guys!

  • He'll never come back, Sven. I'm going to bed

  • And don't even try console me..

  • Okay, guys.

  • I think it's time we realized... Water Sheep is gone forever.

  • We need to build a memorial.

  • It's the least thing I can do.

  • This is for Water Sheep.

  • Get out of the way! Can you not!?

  • There it is..

  • You know...

  • I may

  • I may have been partially responsible for what happened to Water Sheep

  • I may have done...

  • I'm not perfect by any means

  • but I still loved him.

  • That's right.

  • We have gathered here today to say goodbye to Water Sheep

  • NO! Stopthank you

  • I'll continue, Sven... well that was it basically

  • Rest in peace Water Sheep, rest in peace

  • May your wool forever be soaked.. in water

  • *cries/laughs*

  • Okay, Sven

  • We may have lost Water Sheep

  • But there's 2 people we can still retrieve, Sven

  • Joergen 2 and Bone Joergen are still out there

  • We're gonna get them, gosh darnit!

  • Now we need to make water drinking potion

  • And underwater seeing potion

  • Poor pufferfish, I'm sorry!

  • It's to save Dinnerbone!

  • I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

  • Then

  • We have to make potion of night vision

  • so we can see.

  • Golden Carrot, my god...

  • ...better be worth it.

  • Let's extend it as well

  • It is done.

  • I'm bringing my lucky pufferfish on the way.

  • He'll guide the way to Dinnerbone.

  • Come on Sven, hurry. Into the boat, Sven.

  • There we go.

  • He's so cute~

  • We're gonna get them back Sven! Don't worry.

  • Oh god, we're going near that place...

  • No!

  • Don't worry. Sven, close your eyes. Close your eyes; it's fine.

  • Oh, look away. That's right, look away.

  • Nothing bad over there.

  • Woah, there's a shipwreck here. What kinda wood is this?

  • Woah, I've never seen this!

  • This is jungle? Jungle wood?

  • It's jungle! We've never been to jungle

  • Okay, but I have been here

  • Or someone else?

  • Probably Water Sheep. *spits*

  • We have so many places left to explore in this game.

  • A THOUSAND-part series, Sven!

  • A thousand...

  • Perfect, it's getting dark. Great

  • Hah!

  • So I think it was...

  • Yeah, Joergen was over there

  • and we swam from this island to here.

  • So it must have happened somewhere here in between.

  • Oh god, this is gonna be difficult. Okay...

  • Stay... stay and hold the boat, Sven?

  • And I will look for, uh...

  • I will drink this.

  • And this gives me underwater "drinking".

  • And this I need...

  • There it is... Woah!

  • I forget how awesomewoah, okay. Now we actually have

  • Woah, it's actually easier on...

  • Maybe I'll stay in the boat then.

  • Okay, this is good.

  • Bone Joergen!

  • He's white too, isn't he?

  • Bone Joergen, where are you? We miss you!

  • Bone Joergen!

  • Are you out there?!?

  • Oh, I saw something white.

  • Dude, I'm scanning.

  • Guys, honestly I know this is Dora the Explorer, but help me.

  • If you spot...

  • Did you guys see that? Or am I crazy?

  • If you spot em, you gotta tell a bro.

  • I swear I saw something in between here

  • Frickin' eel things.

  • Right 'cause I went here, didn't I?

  • WHERE ARE YOU!?!

  • Dinnerbone!

  • Helloooo!!

  • I'm pulling up my coordinates

  • so you guys can tell me what coordinates, if you see him.

  • Hellooo!

  • It's impossible.

  • I'm just going to scan over this area

  • because this is where I lost him.

  • No!

  • *bark*

  • No! It's so dark.

  • Mission failed, Sven.

  • We'll get 'em next time.

  • Pufferfish, you did nothing!

  • Explain yourself!

  • Oh god, come back, I was kidding! I was kidding! Oh god!

  • Puffer I'm sorry!

  • I'm sorry.

  • You don't look too good, puffer.

  • Oh my GOD!

  • Oh my god, JOERGEN!!

  • Joergen! Oh ho ho ho!

  • I have wheat for you.

  • He doesn't want it

  • Where were you?!

  • Where were you?!

  • Why are you here?!

  • You just wanted to walk?

  • Oh my god!

  • How did you get here?!

  • I tried to find Dinnerbone, and I find real Joergen.

  • Epic.

  • Oh my god, yes!

  • The series is saved.

  • The boys are back in town.

  • The boys are back in town! Gosh darnit!

  • Why did you leave me? I was so scared.

  • *sigh*

  • Joergen #2!

  • I'm literally lost on the way back home.

  • I swear I've been here before.

  • Oh! Thank god, we made it back.

  • My gosh, they're so beautiful!

  • I'm teary-eyed, I'm so happy

  • Oh, We'll find Dinnerbone next time

  • Joergen, I have to show you the giantYou haven't seen it complete!

  • Oh my gosh, you disappeared while I was building it!

  • Oh, you stay there, please.

  • Alright Water Cow, play the song.

  • *moo*

  • It's the song of Joergen and friendship.

  • Listen to this, Joergen.

  • Damn, the base though.

  • Yeah!

  • Joergen is back in town, baby!

  • That's what I'm talking about.

  • For those of you who don't know, we have new merch.

  • Check out represent.com/pewdiepie and support Joergen and Sven.

  • We have Sven and Joergen merch, that's right Moo Cow.

  • Good luck next time.

  • Thanks for watching another episode!

  • Next time, we're gonna find the ender portal.

  • See you then.

  • Bye bye

  • WHAT?!

  • You've never played Tuber Simulator?!

  • Pfffffft

  • You know it's... fun, right?

  • I'm not supposed to give my opinion...

  • But give it a try, and then you can tell me if it's good or not

  • Not convinced yet? Okay.

  • I'll cut you a deal!

  • The game is available for FREE.

  • And that's a great price!

GOOD MORNING GAMERS!!

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