Minecraft. How many episodes until I become an official Minecraft channel... NOW,

Some new things has happened.

Do you remember that vendor that I was like, "Should I kill him?" And everyone said "Yes", but I didn't do it?

Well, I killed him.

*laughs*

And now his llamas, oh, they finally stop spitting at me! Oh thank God, they kept spitting at me.

Oh, we're friends now, that's awesome. So I have their leashes, wish I could use on Jørgen.

What up boat cow? oH, I'm riding llama!! Oh, oh, yeah!

Miiinecraft! ( subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom)

*laughs*

This is aWEsoMe!

*breathes in*

Okay... OH

There's another thing I want to do. Okay. So look at this, gamers. I was like...

I was like, "Oh yeah my storage. It's getting a little cramped." So I make

EPIC storage. That's right, gamers. Now, I have plenty of space to store all my dirt.

*laughs*

I also have lava dispenser which I can just toss bad things into, this is very respectable.

It just takes me a while to find

What I is I need to find? All right. Don't worry about it. Ah, here it is. Name tag.

So a lot of you been saying that I can put a name tag on Joergen and I'm like, "That's epic."

Joergan... How I put name tag on you? Take it, it's a friend!

Joergan, don't make me hur- NOOO! AHHH! I'M SO AAA!

SORRY! Quick... Joergen, he must heal, he must heal!

Eat it! You need to eat something, you're gonna die! :(

Stop spitting! Oh, I need an anvil... Anvil. Can- I can't make an anvil.

How I make anvil? Iron ingot... Block of iron

*gasp* NANI?

One, two... Woah.

These are so pretty... Okay. So it's like this. Alright. Look at this gamer. Anvil, baby!

Smash like if you're a gamer and you knew how to make an anvil from head.

What... BAM! It's nametag time bros. Okay, uh... this

Alright, he should be called...

"Joergan". Enchantment cost? WhAt? How do I get a- jEr- wha- What?

What?

I did it! Joergan, you're gonna have a name! This is historical moment. Oh wait It was supposed to be Joergan II! God damnit

What is enchantment cost? What am I paying my soul? Here you go Joergan, Joergan #2!

yeEAh!!

Eat some whEAt! Alright so surely- Oh, wow. Llamas are... EW. Yo, you're so close

Go away. Did we not love each other?

I think this situation is getting a little out of hand.

Guys, please... One at a time, one at a time. I'm so generous. Look at this.

Jesus Christ dude!

Joergan!

Stop it >:(

Now... I know for a fact that Joergen isn't gonna run anywhere.

That's amazing. And Joergen look, you have frieNd!

...You say another word to me... and it's the axe. *dramatic sounds*

Okay, cool. So today we're gonna do EPIC adventure, we're gonna go through nether portal! Okay, gamers.

It's portal time!

*epic portal sounds* wooWahwoOwuh

**PANIC** mmMMMhH mmHHHH mmmhHMM *attack on titan plays*

aCK GODDAMNIT! What are you doing here?? I didn't know you could be here!

Oh god, I almost choke on G FueL. That was crazy.

Okay, let's go gamers.

Jesus Christ dude, whoever said Minecraft wasn't scary told a lie.

Aight I gotta be careful here... because the ghost-lady-thing blew up mY BRIDGE!

My poor bridge... ;(

Didn't do anything...

Look at that. Look at this, dude

Very epic. Let's go through gamers. Wait... Pigman went through. Pigman! Go back home!

Pigman, you have to go back home. You're lost and confused. Don't worry, I'll help you.

...What if I kill him in this world? Then I can get his epic diamond sword.

Pigman, Pigman stop! Pigman stop!

Stop! Stop!

You're gonna get yourself killed Pigman, please, please pigman... PIGMAN! PIGMAN!

Okay...

DAMNIT! How???

Oh yeah, we're going to the city because I need to trade wheat. Because if I trade wheat, I get the pearls and I like pearls. *laughs*

...I don't know what to do with them.

That bunny just die? Oh my god. It's being invaded!

AAAAAAAAHH-

WHAT IS THIS??

Kill the small ones!

Kill younglings! Guys, this is not epic. There's a zombie invasion! What the hell is this??

This is not my battle, this is not my fight!

BUT FOR SWEDEN AND JOERGAN!

Oh gOd

WoAh .... WoW

*bird sounds*

Oh god .... ah

No! Ah! It's getting dangerous, eat! What is that, a wizard? This is too epic, gamers!

I don't wanna die! Not like this!

AAAAAAH

Blow them up, creeper-san!

YeEeAaA

That's gamer intuition, what to do with the right- eehhhm

Don't worry I saved your city, now trade me wheat

What're you guys doing? (yeah)*2 eW, What are you doing with that? Ew!

Ew, wizard it's time to- goddamn it, I lost the wizard! Where'd the Wizard go? I kill wizard

He still be here. I look away one second. He's still here. I swear.

I swear I can't play two minutes of this game without getting distracted. What was I doing? Look there enchanted arrows. I

Knew it was wizardry. Is he the one that attacked the village?

wOaH

woah, woah, woah, woah, woah

wuawuawuawuawuawua

Trade me wheat, sir

No nOt paper- there it is. There's only one emerald? fine

That's pretty more

Thank you. Thank you for your business

Look we got that bling!

We got that emerald. He trade me for wheat. What a wheat. You know, I sit- oh we can trade these for bricks

wOW

That's amazing, I don't understand what's happening here. That's just all I'm saying

No discrimination like they can be what- you look like such a pimp!

You just sell me paper you- do I look like I need paper? You look like you're stone out of your goddamn mind!

Oh, I get it

oH i GeT iT

You think they give you a thanks for saving this city but nO, minecraft heroes

Do exist

Never take one for granted. All right, there's a new area. I want to explore let's get it gamers. WhOa! There's... oh god

There's mountains up in the distance

Okay, this could be a good place to set up camp

One two, okay, we set up a new camp gamers

This is epic

Very good

second house

Be quiet

But that's not why we're here. We're here to explore new adventures and lands while you were out

Meeting new people I was mining fluxing minecraft discovering new worlds looking at new places

WhAt is that a boat? It's Titanic. We found it. What is all this?

It's icebergs, it's freakin icebergs in Minecraft

wHaT

What can I mine these ?

Do they explode *gasps* AaAaA

It's ice. What if we found Titanic what would you do? WhAt, what is that? What is that that is?

Awesome. I'm being like ironic about it

But it looks so cOoL

This is so awesome

There is so many places to GoOoo *laughs*

WhAt there's bears, how can there be bears?

Hello bear

Konichiwa *confusion noises*

No kumi san

Do you want, you-ga I give you, you want this?

You want some bone?

Alright

Fine leave then see if I care

There's Titanic. I freaking found tita-*wheezing sounds*

gamers

Gamers. Oh

My god, we gotta find it an airlock or else this is not gonna last very long

Oh god , i'm crazy. Why did I do this?

aAaAaA

*breathes in*

*breathes out*

*gasp*

I'M UNDER THE ICE.....AAAAAAAAA

NoO, no no no no no

oohoohoo

*exaggerated gasping*

I Really- some people said I can make a potion to breathe under water go down god, damn it

Where's the chest *gasps* found it

Oops I read them bitches don't need them

Yeah, what's in the books? separate books huh. chest number two?

Okay, oh

Oo , ow

Okay, we're okay, we're okay let's not be greedy now. We got another treasure map bros.

We're actually not that far. Should we? *happiness noises*

Maybe later maybe later

Got plenty of places to go

Like this, is this, is this just like a mountain?

Is this not special at all? Just looks like an eagle castle, doesn't it?

That's another boat. Are you kidding me?

Now I can't find too many things :(

WoW

Minecraft....MiNeCrAfT

The greatest game I have ever played

There's so many things to explore again. look at that! look at that!

It's all coming out of the mountain. Fucker get awa- what I- Godamn. I hate them.

Alright, so let's build a tower here, so that we can find our way back to Joergen later.

Cause if we can't make it back to Joergen, then what's the point?