Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles China! China! China! Let's talk about China. It's pretty inevitable But um, you know how China produces most of the world's goods? The thing they don't care about, is trademark. Dolce and banana. Dolce and banana. *tal puts a cringe snip of a music video to make us all laugh but fails* Banana! It's like someone in China went to the States, saw Dolce & Gabbana, and when they came back to China they said, "Hey we should rip off the brand Dolce and, *Tal is thinking uiuiuiiuiuiughk* *Tal is thinking* what was it, uh I don't know, uh, oh! It was something -anana, banana, Dolce and banana!" Ohhh. nooo That is how they came up with this. So this is a ripoff brand. You guys have to be careful because a lot of ripoff brands actually charge you for the same price and hope that they find someone stupid enough to buy it. Welcome everyone to reaction time! Today, we're looking at some hilarious Chinese ripoffs. Especially brands and trademarks. If you want to see someone wear hilarious brand ripoffs. Follow me on instagram! @talfishman. Hopefully I'll see you guys there. (you wont) Maybe I'll have some Dolce and banana flip-flops, but without further do, Let's jump into the compilation. Let's go! So it's not always clothing, sometimes, it's "Michaelsoft Binbows." *Tal behind a sky full of clouds* Welcome everyone to Michaelsoft Binbows. Why does that sound British in a way? All of these just remind me of a Chinese guy trying to explain it to somebody and they don't really understand, so they just kind of like go out the way it sounds. Oh, Microsoft and Bimbo's. Oh, oh, they actually do sell computers. But so apparently in the comments. It says this one's actually Japanese. Nike? How about Mikey? Hey Mikey. Dude, those are some cool Mikey shoes you got. They're limited-edition. Look at the sign. If you guys look at a sign, then we follow the curve. You see it's a double! It goes like, "wooop wooooo." Dude, have you checked out these cool Mikey shoes? Or you can just call them Mike. Guys, we got special man! Whatever happened is Superman? What the, it's he special man? That is amazing. Thank you so much for that. We got Playstore fashion world, Google the Fashion Gallery, and WhatsApp. Menswear. (wowzers) They got all these tech companies, and instead made them into fashion companies. Hmm. No one will ever catch us doing that. (I think they didnt forshadow that a random reaction youtuber would expose them) Maybe they won't. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ How about these new pairs of iPhones? Are you serious? How did that have anything to do with shoes? How did someone look at an iPhone and say: "Wow that could make for a great shoe." Burger madam and sir? Instead of Burger King, it's a "madam and sir." Master beef, hmm. This is not even China. That's brilliant. Just take a logo, change the name, and make into a restaurant. Game boy? We don't steal that, we call ours "game child" right here. It is just like game boy, except it's a child. So it could be a game girl or a game boy Instead of Puma, it's just PIMP. That's right, baby. This is how pimp walks. They call me Pimp daddy. SUNBUCKS COFFEE. Nice. Have you got SUNBUCKS today? Oh my god, what is SUNBUCKS? It's like this really cool coffee shop? It's delicious. How about, Microsoft in the sunscreen industry. Now make sure you get your Microsoft protection. Yeah, that can work. Think about it, Microsoft. Very Microsoft protection. That works better than a computer software. Harry Potter! Yeah, that just happened. Seriously, Harry Potter, Obama, and Sonic. Let's just put a bunch of names people can familiarize with, so they buy this. Pizza Huh? What? This is the pizza shop where you look at your pizza and go pizza huh? Like what did they put in there? I don't know. That's not pepperoni. Wait. Wait, I just really the shop looks sus as #### Look at this, look how suspicious it looks. It has X's. I think it's out of business. Maybe Pizza Hut side and more like, pizza, huh? I don't like that. Google, can you google how to wipe your ###. A hundred percent Virgin Pole. If a Google roll actually existed, it would be like it almost an infinite roll. So that would be a very cost-efficient. A new way to Google yourself. You mean wipe yourself. No, you google yourself. Google that. KFG for all the Kentucky Fried gangsters. only real gangsters eat at KFG. Hike, what happened to Mike? It all started from Nike. Another double swipe or a double check mark. Instead of Pizza Hut, it's gonna be Pizza Roof. Very similar, but not exactly. Can the company technically sue? That's the question. If you change the name, can the company sue you for stealing their logo? Yo, man can I get some Borio? You mean Oreo. Nah, I want some of that Borio. Guys, this is so bad. It just reminds me, man, these Oreos are Borios. Like, they're boring. They don't have flavor. They're not like the originals. Oreos are the best, but if you guys didn't know, Oreos are actually a knockoff of another brand called Hydrox, and Borio is a knockoff of Oreo. So that's pretty interesting. I mean, they' all kind of taste similar. How about Deats by Nani, and they're only ten dollars. So yeah, they must be a really good quality. Did you guys know that the price and beats, over 50% of it is actually for marketing, hiring celebrities, running ads on TV. It can actually be 50% cheaper if they didn't run all those ads. I thought they said acids in the beginning, but instead of Adidas, it's Abcids. How is that even similar? As on here the logo. Corcs. I'm too excited for this. Made in China? Did you get some Corcs? How about Sharpie, or Skerple? The Skerple. OMC McDonald's. What is that OMC stand for? Hmm. They're like, the song doesn't even work at that point. OMC McDonald had, a farm. No. I just realized said OMC McDnoald's. How do you even pronounce that? McDnoald's. Kine. Just take Nike and switch the kK and the N, Kine. Apparently Kine means a massage therapist in French, so maybe these are supposed to massage your feet. And finally, we got Googirls. Will you Google, oh. And guys that is the compilation hilarious Chinese ripoff. As we saw it wasn't just Chinese, it was a bunch of different countries all around the world. They usually ripoff these brands because people are familiar with them and they can actually sell things for cheaper. Have you ever bought a ripoff brand? I think I have yeah, I bought like fake Converse. I bought a Sears. That's right. You guys let me know in the comments or tweet about me and that's gonna wrap it up all these and more all in the description go check it out. First link takes you to the original article where you can have a good laugh. And yeah, that's gonna wrap it up. Hope you guys enjoyed. Check out the second channel here. Subscribe and check out some more videos. Hopefully I'll see you guys soon. 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