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  • Awe Dang!

  • WaaaAAaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAGH

  • You wanna know...

  • How I got down these stairs?

  • mmmm from falling?

  • From falling!

  • HA HA HA HAHAHAHAhaha

  • ow

  • Help!

  • Hahaha! Stupid clown!

  • What are you gonna do now?

  • They took my sign!

  • somebody stop them!

  • Hey! That guy needs our help!

  • Waaaagh!

  • Oh! It's adults! Let's get out of here!

  • Here you go!

  • Wow! Thanks so much!

  • No problem! We gotta look out for one another. You know?

  • You can't let this garbage get to ya!

  • (laughter)

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

  • (crying)

  • Have you ever heard of the Murray Franklin Show?

  • (crying)

  • I'm gonna be on it tonight.

  • You can go, Gary.

  • You were always nice to me

  • Hello? Police?

  • I want to report a murder!

  • And I actually know where the killer is gonna be tonight!

  • Please welcome... Joker!

  • Agh! Get on the ground!

  • You're under arrest!

  • Freeze dirtbag!

  • She's claiming he's my son, Martha!

  • She's clearly crazy!

  • and...

  • Lying!

  • We can't let that kind of scandal go public!

  • I don't care if she's lying or not.

  • That boy needs our help.

  • And WE can give it to him!

  • I know. You're right.

  • You're always right!

  • Welcome to your new home...

  • Arthur

  • (giggles)

  • So our parents were killed...

  • and that's when we vowed to share an endless crusade,

  • as the crime fighting twosome,

  • Wisecracker!

  • And his trusty sidekick, Bat Boy!

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

  • Hey what's up? I'm Bat Boy.

  • Okay something has gone wrong. This feels REALLY weird.

  • (cheering)

  • (sigh)

  • Well I could use a drink!

  • That's hilarious!

  • hahahahaha!

  • So that's how I became a super villain with a massive clown army!

  • Super villain?

  • I wouldn't go that far.

  • Yeah. I don't think any of that was real, bub.

  • What?

  • Yes! I think you made it all up!

  • Are you calling me an unreliable narrator?

  • Yes!

  • I'm insulted!

  • Why would you say a thing like that!

  • I was invited on tv...

  • I stopped the host and nobody stopped me...

  • even though I just confessed to murder!

  • That started a riot,

  • which caused Tomas Wayne,

  • who may or may not be my biological father,

  • To also get shot in the alley out back!

  • Why does that sound so unbelievable?

  • Because you are delusional!

  • Because your girlfriend wasn't real!

  • Because you didn't have any master plan!

  • Yeah! That's not a super villain!

  • That's just super dark and depressing!

  • Well every villain has to have a beginning you know!

  • Maybe I'm just getting started!

  • Maybe I'll go through multiple forms!

  • And right now I'm just learning as I go!

  • (laughter)

  • Stop laughing!

  • I'm the one who laughs!

  • HAHAAHAHAHA!

  • Someday I'll prove my super villain-ness!

  • You'll see!

  • Next time you see me I'll prove it!

  • Who knows! Next time I might even look like a totally different person!

  • Maybe I'll look like Jack! You don't know!

  • Everybody loves Jack.

  • No matter what I'll just keep changing!

  • You'll see!

  • I'll be relevant for decades!

  • And you guys will just be stuck in the eighties!

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  • What a loon!

  • Yeah no kidding!

  • I hope he does not become a regular here!

  • I kind of liked him!

  • Get your fingers out of my mouth!

  • why?

  • Because I'm Batman!

  • AAAAGH!

Awe Dang!

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