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  • - Okay, I'm gonna give you a clue--

  • - Postman Pat's Christmas Special.

  • (Emilia makes the Toolman grunt)

  • That is the right person, right?

  • - Scooby-Doo. - No!

  • Did you not grow up in my generation!

  • Decorating the big pine tree. ♪

  • Down in the den. ♪

  • Glory hallelujah! ♪

  • Christmas is here again. ♪

  • - "Is the movie corny? Often.

  • Is it moving in the most basic, mor"- I can't do it,

  • "in the most basic moral way?

  • Every year we watch it."

  • - Every year we watch it... - What movie?

  • - Uh, Love Actually?

  • (buzzer) - No.

  • - Oh, I mean, that's the obvious choice.

  • - That's it guys, that's gonna be his answer

  • to every single question.

  • (laughs)

  • Classic, classic moral tale.

  • - Oh, The Snowman.

  • (buzzer) - No.

  • - For God's sake! (laughing)

  • - That's an old one-- - The Snowman?

  • - No one's ever watched The Snowman!

  • - You are learning what this man watches right here.

  • It's got "It's" at the start of the name of the-

  • the name of the movie begins with 'It's'--

  • - It's A Wonderful Christmas.

  • It's A Wonderful Life!

  • (laughs)

  • - I am so glad that's on camera!

  • You are terrible.

  • Okay go on-- - What is it?

  • - I'm going to screw up this next bit,

  • "It's a Wonderful Life", yes!

  • - Oh my God, got it.

  • - Oh, youth is wasted on the wrong people!

  • - "Rent it on Christmas Eve

  • and give that 'Wonderful Life' shit a rest for one year."

  • - Oh, Bad Santa?

  • (buzzer) - No.

  • - Um...

  • - Uh, you're terrible at this game.

  • - I'm not, I'm better than you.

  • "Die Hard"?

  • It's right, isn't it?

  • Is it right?

  • - Moving on. - Hey!

  • In your face!

  • - Damn it, you looked.

  • - Yippee ki yay, mother fucker.

  • - One of the Toolman's best forays into film.

  • Toolman, okay, I'm going to give you a clue.

  • - "Postman Pat's Christmas Special"

  • (Emilia makes the Toolman grunt)

  • That is the right person right?

  • - Scooby-Doo. - No!

  • Did you not grow up in my generation!

  • The TV show that begins with,

  • (Emilia makes the Toolman grunt)

  • - Wha?

  • - Scooby-doo!

  • - And he had a really cute son,

  • he had like 4 sons and there's the neighbor with the fence

  • and he's like "oh hey, how's it going"--

  • - Oh, yeah, "Home Improvement".

  • - Yeah, exactly, so who's the lead actor in that?

  • - Uh, Tim...

  • - He did a Christmas Movie.

  • - Tim guy, Tim Curr, no don't, yup, Tim dude.

  • - He did a Christmas movie, what is it called?

  • - Oh My God, I do know this one.

  • I don't know the name though.

  • - Uh oh!

  • - Well what is Father Christmas often known as?

  • What's he called? - Claus, Santa Claus.

  • - Yeah, so put 'the' in front of that.

  • - "The Santa Clause". - Well done!

  • - Hey!

  • - Look, I am lactose intolerant

  • and I am just about this close to taking all those presents

  • back up the chimney with me.

  • - "Jolly yuletide cheer with some cruel prank calls,

  • "sexual tension and soriety girl slayings."

  • Am I saying that right?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Soriety?

  • - Um, soriety.

  • - Soriety.

  • - There you go,

  • that makes more sense in a non-English accent, doesn't it.

  • - Yeah, in England.

  • - I'm from the sorority, I have a soror--

  • - (both) Sorority!

  • (laugh)

  • - We got there.

  • - You Americans.

  • - So English.

  • - Sorority girl.

  • I always wanted to be a sorority girl.

  • - When you say it in that accent, now I know.

  • - Yeah, now it makes sense. - Okay, okay, okay.

  • - [Interviewer] This is a horror film.

  • - This is a horror film?

  • - Hey, I didn't get any guesses!

  • - Thank you.

  • My girl's got me, she's on my side.

  • - It was made in 1974.

  • - It's a horror film?

  • - Yup.

  • - And it's a color of the spectrum, color spectrum.

  • - "Black Christmas"?

  • - Oh my God, there you go.

  • - Hey hey!

  • - Good job.

  • (screaming)

  • - So it's just obviously that,

  • "Compared to part 2 it's real close to 'Citizen Kane'.

  • I can't speak.

  • Scott Weinberg, E Film Critic

  • - There's only one Christmas movie--

  • - Oh come, on.

  • - Where the second--

  • - The most--

  • - The second movie is worse than the first

  • and that's "Home Alone".

  • - That's the only movie you can think of

  • where the second one is worse?

  • - Yup. - The only one?

  • - Yup.

  • Am I right? - You're right, you're right.

  • - Yay!

  • - Well done, well done, we got him there guys,

  • we got him there.

  • - I might have looked at that earlier.

  • (laughing)

  • - Oh my God!

  • - How am I going to get this out, yeah, I need some help.

  • - Brilliant. (laughing)

  • - "The cheesiest thing I've witnessed since

  • Lara Croft rode a shark to the surface of the Mediterranean

  • (in a good way!)."

  • - Love Actually?

  • (buzzer) - Nope.

  • One of the lines, you'll get it if I say the line

  • "Smiling is my favorite"

  • and if you don't-- - "Elf".

  • - Oh my gosh, thank the Lord.

  • - You sit on a throne of lies.

  • - "The first Christmas black comedy for children."

  • Oh, hold on--

  • - Home Alone?

  • - Yeah. - Yeah.

  • - Wasn't that?

  • - Well did we, yeah,

  • but it's different reviews of the same thing.

  • We just glossed over the fact that I got that immediately.

  • - Oh yeah, sorry.

  • (laughing)

  • - So I'm... - It was more impressive--

  • - excellent. - when I did it.

  • - Very good.

  • - But it was definitely more impressive when I--

  • - Well it's just dull now--

  • - Because it was on your mind--

  • - How fucking great I am at this.

  • - It was on your mind, and obviously, it sparked something.

  • - 65% on Rotten Tomatoes, "Home Alone".

  • - Outrageous.

  • - You need to change that up - So if ours gets like, two--

  • Can everybody go back this Christmas--

  • - And becomes a Christmas classic--

  • - And put some more votes on "Home Alone" please.

  • - Yeah, no, it's a good idea.

  • - Certified fresh. It has to be.

  • - Yeah, I mean "Home Alone 2" I get it,

  • but "Home Alone" 1, come on.

  • - Classic. - With the iron?

  • (clanging and banging)

  • (screaming)

  • - That's my favorite bit,

  • it's me and my brother's favorite bit.

  • - The hot, the hot thing.

  • (sizzle noise)

  • Ahh!

  • (blowing)

  • (yelling)

  • - That's that.

  • - Amazing!

  • - Good job. - We smashed it.

  • (theme song begins)

  • - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, bye.

  • Watch our movie!

- Okay, I'm gonna give you a clue--

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