Name: WATERMELON BABY VS CAKEMAN | "Food Fight" | Crypt TV Extended Universe | Creepypasta
Uploaded: 2019-11-17T22:58:52.000Z
Duration: 4 min 55 s
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- [Narrator] I reckon you ain't too familiar

Even a dead British schoolgirl taking on a hoard

Yup, these fights might be deemed epic to some,

but those some ain't never seen a fight as merciless

Most vicious of fights between two hard some-bitches

Our story starts way out west at baby shower

They was celebrating the soon to be birthin'

what come next ain't just like any other.

The missus was going through her pile of presents

when she come across one mighty peculiar box

to suspend your disbeliefin' for a minute

and picture a man made of a white cake, confectioner,

This cakeman lept out of the box like a bat outta hell.

that ain't supposed to be alive come alive?

And boy did they panic as this cake shot up the place

like Billy the Kid shooting fish in a barrel.

Candles piercing frightened folks young and old.

He held the mommy to be dead to rights in the corner

and knocked the waffle cone straight off his head.

a two foot tall baby made entirely of watermelon.

That's right, watermelon. (baby chuckles)

That delicious fruit one enjoys on a summer day.

It was high noon when these two edible foes

It tweren't long before their hands clasped their shooters.

I've seen gun fights between man-made iron,

but never had I witnessed one between candle and seed.

Two seasoned gunslingers just shootin', dodgin',

I'm a little fuzzy on who struck who first.

These old eyes couldn't keep up with the rapid speed

I'm told by some that the Cakeman studied under

But the Watermelon Baby countered with moves

Just when it looked like the sun was starting to set

The tables turned for our two combatants.

as Cakeman delivered the fatal blow to Watermelon Baby.

I swear I've never seen a fight as incredible as that

Take what you will of this tale told by an old cowboy

and I swear on my spurs what you just heard

but the seeds of war between cake and fruit

I'll tell you all about the second food fight

between the Cakeman and the Watermelon Baby.

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WATERMELON BABY VS CAKEMAN | "Food Fight" | Crypt TV Extended Universe | Creepypasta

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