Name: Fox News on Impeachment Hearings: Where’s the Sex? | The Daily Show
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because the House held its first public impeachment hearing,

where the ambassador to Ukraine and the inventor of flubber

both testified about President Trump's quid pro quo

And this testimony was a pretty big deal,

because for the first time, the American public heard

about how the president abused his powers for personal gain.

And even though millions of people have been talking

are gonna watch a passel of lawyers going at it

over the details of who said what to who--

-No. -some obscure official from a foreign country.

This is about a transcript of a phone call

I don't know what language "quid pro pro" is...

It-It's Latin to everybody. People don't understand that.

If you ask the American people anything about Ukraine,

So what, according to Fox News, Americans are too dumb

"The word 'impeachment' is very confusing.

"Maybe we should call it a 'presidential boo-boo.'

You know what's... what's funny is how...

when it was Hillary's scandal, Fox News was like,

"Now, as we all know, Banghazi isn't just home

"it's also a hotbed of support for Ansar al-Shar... Sharia,

But then, when it's a Donald Trump scandal,

all of a sudden they're like, "What's a Ukraine?

Because look, even if people don't understand

every aspect about the Ukraine scandal, that doesn't mean

that they can't still grasp its importance.

Like, I don't know what a second cousin once removed is.

What I do know is I'm not supposed to marry them.

I'm sorry, Sheila, I know it would make Grandma happy,

And Fox News is coming up with all kinds of ways

to convince people that even if you do have

these hearings still just aren't worth watching.

like, it looks like they're straight-up trying

to hypnotize their viewers into not caring.

This has nothing to do with national security.

Everything you're gonna see in the next two weeks is rigged.

We don't want to overinflate its importance,

A week from now, you won't remember the details.

A week from now you will remember none of the details.

And when I snap my fingers, you'll wake up and think

You know it's crazy that after the first day--

the first day-- of the impeachment hearings,

Fox has already written off the entire process.

they have no intention of being objective at all.

They sound less like journalists and more like mean girls

"and Ashley's dad is gonna be the deejay.

I don't know... I don't know if Donald Trump

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