Name: Definitely Don't Buy These Toys for Your Kids
Uploaded: 2019-11-16T07:01:22.000Z
Duration: 4 min 6 s
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00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,290 Spring is finally here.

Kanye's Twitter account came out of hibernation.

And a lot of things are coming back to life.

There's one thing that is not coming back to life.

They announced that they're going out of business.

And Barbie had to sell her dream house, get a job.

So I don't know if you're looking to buy toys.

And they should not be given to children.

00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:51,340 In case you were worried it wasn't authentic,

it says right there, "Sounds like a real bagpipe."

Bagpipe is actually an old Irish word that means ear torture.

Every parent dreams of hearing the pitter

patter of little feet and the high pitched moan of a bagpipe.

It says, "It thinks, it answers, and it remembers."

Actually, I was told that President Trump just named

This is the Flash Bubble Gun Cartoon Fish.

It says on the package, "It will give you infinite pleasure."

00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:02,550 That is a serious promise.

I mean, I would understand if it said hours of enjoyment.

So I'm going to let you decide what's happening here.

And there is a button on the side that says "Try Me."

00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,540 So if you have kids, don't buy any of these toys.

And if you need somewhere to take your kids now that

Toys'R'Us is closing, take a look at this.

After filing for bankruptcy, Toys'R'Us will be closing all

With more and more toy sales occurring online,

today's kids are left searching for a location

That's why we want to invite all kids to throw

Our carpeted floors are perfect for spreading out and getting

We've got plenty of rides that you'll either

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