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  • >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!

  • LADIES AND GENTLEMEN -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • -- MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTRESS BEST KNOWN FOR THE

  • BLOCKBUSTER "TWILIGHT" FRANCHISE.

  • SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW FILM "PERSONAL SHOPPER."

  • PLEASE WELCOME KRISTEN STEWART!

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )

  • >> Stephen: HEY!

  • THANKS FOR BEING HERE.

  • >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

  • >> Stephen: I LOVE THE NEW HAIR.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • IT'S NOT NEW.

  • IT'S THE OLDEST HAIR.

  • >> Stephen: THE OLD HAIR IS THE LONG HAIR.

  • THIS IS THE NEWEST HAIR.

  • >> TRUE.

  • >> Stephen: UNLESS YOU HAD A WIG MADE OF OLD HAIR AND PUT IT

  • OVER A COMPLETELY SHAVED HEAD WHICH WOULD BE LOVELY.

  • >> YEAH, I MESSED THAT UP.

  • >> Stephen: THIS IS A NEW MOVE YOU'RE DOING.

  • YOU'RE JUST DOING IT FOR YOU?

  • >> THE DIRECTOR SUGGESTED I SHAVE IT ALL OFF BECAUSE THE

  • FEMALE PROTAGONIST HAS TO BE BAD AS.

  • >> Stephen: THERE IS A NEW MOVIE CALLED "UNDERWATER" COMING

  • UP WHICH IS AN UNDERWATER VERSION OF ARMAGEDDON?

  • >> YEAH, I GUESS SO.

  • >> Stephen: THIS IS STEP ONE TO BEING BRUCE WILLIS?

  • >> I GUESS SO.

  • I HAVE TO PUT ON A LOT OF HELMETS SO IT WILL BE EASIER FOR

  • MY HAIR DRESSER.

  • >> Stephen: WE'RE GOING TO ADJUST YOUR MIC AND WE'LL CUT

  • THIS PART OUT BECAUSE IT'S TOO INTIMATE, BUT YOUR CHAIN WAS

  • HITTING YOUR MIC AND WE COULDN'T HEAR YOU.

  • >> COOL.

  • >> Stephen: ARE WE GOOD NOW?

  • DID YOU HAVE A LITTLE EAR PIECE?

  • >> Stephen: HE LOOKED AT ME, POINTED AT THE PROMPTER AND THE

  • PROMPTER SAID "CHAIN ON MIC."

  • >> GOT IT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: NORMALLY WE HAVE A

  • MAD MAN NAMED MIKE BACKSTAGE WE HAVE TO KEEP CHAINED UP.

  • BUT THAT'S CALLED CONTINUITY.

  • PEOPLE ARE SAYING, WHERE'S THE CHAIN?

  • NOW THE CHAIN'S GONE.

  • NOW THERE ARE GOING TO BE CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

  • NOW THAT CHAIN'S HITTING IT.

  • >> SERIOUS?

  • >> Stephen: I AM SERIOUS.

  • OKAY, THANKS VERY MUCH.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANKS VERY MUCH.

  • NOW THERE ARE REALLY GOING TO BE CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

  • I DON'T CARE.

  • LET 'EM WRITE!

  • >> CAN WE DO THE SHOW NOW?

  • I CAN SYMPATHIZE FOR THE HEAD SHAVING BECAUSE I WANTED TO

  • SHAVE MY HEAD FOR THE YEARS AND IN 2009 THE PRESIDENT ORDER #-RD

  • GENERAL ORDE TO SHAVE MY HEAD ON SHOW.

  • DO YOU LIKE IT?

  • >> I COULDN'T STOP TOUCHING IT.

  • >> Stephen: MY WIFE SAID IT WAS LIKE DATE AGO NEW GUY.

  • SHE WOULD REACH OVER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND FEEL MY

  • HEAD AND GO, WHO IS THAT?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WELL, LISTEN, YOU HAVE AN HONOR,

  • IF I CAN CALL IT THAT, THAT SO FEW PEOPLE HAVE.

  • YOU ARE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE ON TWITTER THAT OUR PRESIDENT

  • DONALD TRUMP ATTACKED REPEATEDLY.

  • THIS WAS BACK IN 2012 WHEN YOU AND ROBERT PATTINSON WERE

  • BREAKING UP.

  • THIS IS THE FIRST TWEET.

  • KEEP IN MIND, THIS IS THE MAN WHO'S NOW THE KEEPER OF THE

  • LAUNCH CODES.

  • HE TWEETED.

  • ROBINSON SHOULD NOT TAKE BACK KRISTEN STEWART.

  • SHE CHEATED ON HIM LIKE A DOG AND WILL DO IT AGAIN.

  • JUST WATCH, HE COULD DO MUCH BETTER.

  • ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) OKAY?

  • >> WHATEVER.

  • I'M MUCH BETTER.

  • >> Stephen: GOOD.

  • GOOD.

  • ( PIANO RIFF ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • HOW -- DID THIS TEACH YOU TO DEAL WITH BULLIES?

  • BECAUSE THAT'S BULLY BEHAVIOR.

  • WHY DO YOU THINK HE ATTACKED YOU?

  • >> I DON'T KNOW.

  • >> Stephen: DID YOU EVER TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT?

  • >> HMHM-UM.

  • I TRIED TO.

  • HE DID IT PUBLICLY AND HE DIDN'T PUBLICLY RESPOND.

  • WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT.

  • THAT'S OKAY.

  • CELEBRATE THE DIFFERENCES, WHATEVER.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

  • >> YEAH, MAYBE NOT.

  • >> Stephen: WELL, I WILL SAY THIS, HE TWEETED AT YOU ELEVEN

  • TIMES, OKAY?

  • >> I KNOW.

  • >> Stephen: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE TWEETED AT MORE THAN THE

  • PRESIDENT HAS CONDEMNED ANTISEMITISM?

  • >> OH, MY GOD -- ( LAUGHTER )

  • >> Stephen: YOU'RE A PRETTY LAID-BACK PERSON.

  • YOU USE THE WORD "DUDE" IN CASUAL CONVERSATION.

  • >> IT'S REALLY VERSATILE AND USEFUL.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

  • TWHAR DIFFERENT WAYS ONE CAN USE "DUDE"?

  • BECAUSE I ENJOY THE WORD DUDE BUT I MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO DUDE

  • IT UP.

  • WHY IS IT SO VERSATILE FOR YOU?

  • >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

  • I MEAN, YOU CAN -- YOU CAN REALLY BE EMPATHETIC AND

  • DEPENDING ON THE READING, SOMEONE'S HAVING A HARD TIME,

  • YOU CAN GO, LIKE, DUDE, YOU KNOW, YOU OKAY?

  • OR IF SOMEONE'S IN YOUR FACE, MESSING WITH YOU, DUDE!

  • BACK IT UP!

  • SAME WORD.

  • ENTIRELY DIFFERENT EFFECTS, THOUGH.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • IT'S THE ADJUSTABLE ALAN WRENCH OF WORDS.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THE NEW MOVIE, "PERSONAL

  • SHOPPER," GETTING TREMENDOUS REVIEWS.

  • IT'S A SCARY MOVIE.

  • WOULD YOU CALL IT HORROR, SUSPENSE?

  • >> YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS PEOPLE ARE CALLING IT, LIKE, A

  • THRILLER.

  • THERE ARE DEFINITELY ASPECTS OF IT THAT ARE UNNERVING FOR SURE

  • AND UNCOMFORTABLE.

  • >> Stephen: YOU PLAY A TWIN IN THIS, I UNDERSTAND.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: TELL US WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT.

  • WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR TWIN.

  • >> WHEN YOU MEET THE CHARACTER YOU REALLY KNOW ABSOLUTELY

  • NOTHING ABOUT HER, OTHER THAN IN THE FIRST FEW MINUTES THAT SHE

  • HAS LOST HER TWIN BROTHER, AND SHE'S SUCH A FRAGMENTED VERSION

  • OF HERSELF.

  • HALF OF HER IS GONE, ESSENTIALLY, AND THIS TRAUMA

  • SHE'S IN HAS SORT OF KICK STARTED THIS REALLY DEEP

  • EXISTENTIAL CRISIS THAT'S LED HER TO QUESTIONS THAT ARE

  • UNANSWERABLE AND SHE JUST WANTS ONE THING THAT'S FINITE SHE CAN

  • HOLD ON TO THAT SHE CAN START THIS REBUILDING PROCESS OF WHO

  • SHE IS SO SHE CAN GET PAST THE GRIEVE OF HER BROTHER.

  • SO SHE STARTS QUESTIONING WHAT THE AFTERLIFE IS AND WHETHER

  • THERE IS A TANGIBLE CONNECTION TO THAT THAT WE CAN HAVE OR

  • TOUCH OR FEEL.

  • SO IT GETS A LITTLE SPOOKY BECAUSE REALITY DOESN'T REALLY

  • EXIST FOR HER.

  • IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN EVE EVER-SHIFTING THING.

  • IF YOU DON'T FEEL AS THOUGH YOU EXIST, QUESTIONING EXISTENCE AND

  • HOW WE RELATE TO EACH OTHER IS A VERY DEBILITATING NOTION.

  • >> Stephen: WELL, WE HAVE A LITTLE CLIP HERE.

  • WHO ARE YOU SPEAKING TO IN THIS CLIP?

  • >> MY BOSS' BOYFRIEND.

  • >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

  • JIM?

  • >> WHEN YOU'RE A MEDIUM, YOU JUST ARE ATTUNED TO A SORT OF --

  • VIBE.

  • >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "VIBE"?

  • IT'S AN INTUITION THING.

  • IT'S A FEELING.

  • YOU SEE THIS DOOR, IT'S ONLY, LIKE, SLIGHTLY AJAR.

  • >> YOU THINK A SOUL CONTINUES TO EXIST AFTER DEATH?

  • >> I DON'T KNOW EVEN KNOW IF I BELIEVE IN THAT.

  • LOUIS DID.

  • I HAVE TO GIVE HIS SPIRIT -- WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT --

  • A CHANCE TO PROVE HIM RIGHT.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THIS CHARACTER IS

  • DEALING WITH GHOSTS.

  • DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

  • >> UM -- >> Stephen: SOME PEOPLE DO.

  • A LOT OF PEOPLE BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WITH GHOSTS?

  • >> I'VE HAD EXPERIENCES THAT I HAVE BEEN, LIKE, WHAT WAS THAT

  • ABOUT AND NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THAT SOUND HAPPENED, BUT

  • I'VE NEVER -- >> Stephen: PROBABLY A GHOST.

  • PROBABLY A GHOST.

  • >> Stephen: YOUR CHARACTER GETS GHOST TEXTS IN THIS MOVIE.

  • DOES THAT MEAN IN THIS WORLD GHOSTS HAVE THUMBS OR GHOSTS GO

  • TO THE BATHROOM?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> I MEAN, THE PERSON ON THE

  • OTHER END OF THE PHONE IS THIS KIND OF, LIKE, SHIFTING

  • PROJECTION OF WHAT SHE SORT OF BELIEVES TO BE TRUE, WHICH IS,

  • LIKE, IT'S A VERY EVOLVING THING THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE.

  • ULTIMATELY, I DO KNOW WHO THAT PERSON IS.

  • IF YOU WATCH THE MOVIE, IT BECOMES A MORE SOLID THING WARD

  • THE END.

  • IN THE BEGINNING, SHE COULD BE HAVING A DIALOGUE WITH HERSELF,

  • SHE COULD BE MAYBE TALKING TO A GHOST OR SPIRIT OR BROTHER OR A

  • MORE EVIL SPIRIT OR SOMETHING, BUT EVEN -- YOU KNOW, EVEN WHEN

  • YOU'RE TEXTING YOUR FRIEND AND THEY SAY SOMETHING YOU

  • MISINTERPRET, ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU FLIP OUT AND FLY OFF THE

  • HANDLE, YOU'RE BASICALLY TALKING TO YOURSELF ANYWAY, SO IT RIFFS

  • ON THAT A LITTLE BIT, TOO.

  • >> Stephen: WELL, LOVELY TO MEET YOU.

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) "PERSONAL SHOPPER" IN THEATERS

  • TOMORROW!

  • KRISTEN STEWART, EVERYBODY!

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!

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