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  • 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,570 I was in Vegas last weekend, and I can still

  • smell it on my clothes.

  • I did fun stuff.

  • I did stuff I would never do otherwise,

  • stuff I could only get away with in Vegas.

  • Get this-- I ate a donut.

  • It was so good.

  • I can't remember the last time I had a donut.

  • If you haven't had a donut lately, do it.

  • Get one.

  • Eat it.

  • I went to this place called Topgolf.

  • Have you heard of Topgolf?

  • Yeah, it's weird because everything in Vegas is topless.

  • This is Topgolf.

  • And so, the golf was good, but the donut was amazing.

  • I even got a hole in one--

  • in the donut, not the golf.

  • There was a hole in one of the donuts.

  • I had a great time.

  • One of my highlights of my trip was

  • I got to go see J. Lo perform.

  • I went to go see the show.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • "All I Have."

  • She is incredible.

  • She is so good.

  • She is like three donuts.

  • She's-- obviously, I don't go anywhere without a camera,

  • so here's what happened.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • 00:01:05,534 --> 00:01:06,034 Jennifer.

  • Oh, hey.

  • Hi.

  • What are you doing?

  • Well, I'm your understudy.

  • So I thought-- are you wearing this tonight?

  • No. [? Understudy? ?]

  • Well, thank you for letting me--

  • for asking me to do this.

  • I really appreciate it.

  • Well, you didn't ask me, so I volunteered.

  • Right.

  • But thank you for--

  • so thank me for volunteering.

  • So I'm your understudy.

  • We don't really do, like, understudies for--

  • But we're going to do it this time.

  • OK.

  • OK.

  • You're not wearing this at all tonight?

  • No.

  • OK, this is embarrassing.

  • That's not going to work.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • These rip-away clothes, though--

  • Yeah, no, they're--

  • Yeah.

  • It's sexy.

  • 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,110 OK.

  • That's nice.

  • So we're kind of-- yeah.

  • Yes.

  • We are kind of exactly alike.

  • Oh, I love this.

  • Yeah.

  • So, OK, let's back to-- because we don't have a lot of time,

  • because the show starts in five hours.

  • There are no understudies in these type of shows.

  • You're in denial.

  • No, it is called "Jennifer Lopez, All I Have."

  • And so--

  • Speaking of that--

  • It's hard for it to be Jennifer Lopez,

  • but it's not Jennifer Lopez.

  • It's Ellen.

  • Right, Jennifer Lopez--

  • All I have.

  • --all I have is Ellen.

  • If it happened.

  • If it happened.

  • I mean, I guess.

  • I like the glasses.

  • Do you need those or are they just for show?

  • No, I just like these.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Thank god I don't need glasses.

  • These aren't mine, but I just--

  • Whose are those?

  • I don't know.

  • I mean, you're wearing glasses.

  • I want people to get the same feel.

  • You want to be the understudy, right?

  • Yeah.

  • This is a concert.

  • This is me singing my songs.

  • It would be hard for somebody else

  • to come in and make believe--

  • I can sing songs.

  • --that they were Jennifer Lopez when they're not,

  • when that's what people are coming to see.

  • It would be weird.

  • Well, which is worse-- me being there or an empty theater?

  • No, they would love to see you.

  • Right.

  • Right, but not that you would be my understudy or be me.

  • You'd just be Ellen and they'd be happy.

  • Why are you so angry with me?

  • Why?

  • OK, let's do some vocal warm-ups.

  • You just hit a note and I'll find it.

  • (SINGING) He.

  • Ah.

  • 00:03:16,594 --> 00:03:17,570 All right.

  • (SINGING) He.

  • He.

  • 00:03:25,187 --> 00:03:26,020 You have good pitch.

  • That's good.

  • You were a little sharp, but that's what makes you you.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Yeah, just a little sharp, but it makes you--

  • that's why you're you.

  • OK, I'm going to check your reflexes, OK?

  • 00:03:38,380 --> 00:03:40,640 [BLEEP]

  • Good.

  • What are you doing?

  • Am I good?

  • Yeah.

  • Good.

  • Yeah.

  • So this will be my dressing room should you be sick.

  • So I brought some things just to make it look like it's mine.

  • I brought books to make it look like I read.

  • "Moby Dick."

  • I have a furniture line.

  • I don't know if you know that.

  • So what I'm going to do is I'm going

  • to get rid of most of this.

  • So I'll just put stickers on things to take away.

  • Do you not like this sofa?

  • It's not as nice as mine.

  • OK.

  • So we're just going to change everything?

  • Is that how it's going to go?

  • Well, if it's mine, yes.

  • I'll leave the rest.

  • You'll leave the rest.

  • You'll leave that one picture?

  • Yeah, and of course--

  • You like the star?

  • Here.

  • [INAUDIBLE] You're definitely taking over.

  • I can go now?

  • Yeah, leave.

  • No, that's for the movers.

  • They'll get you.

  • If there's anything I need to know--

  • mainly about the show--

  • do you stretch and stuff like that beforehand?

  • Yeah, I warm up beforehand.

  • Like, what?

  • Stretching your neck, and your back,

  • and your hips, and your legs, and just

  • making sure that when you get out there and you start,

  • your adrenaline gets the best of you,

  • that you don't pull a muscle.

  • OK.

  • We, like, throw our head around a little bit.

  • Like that?

  • We just want to warm up your neck.

  • Warm up.

  • So you don't get whiplash when you're out there.

  • I'm dizzy just from doing that.

  • Just from doing that?

  • Yeah.

  • Well, I'm also drunk, so--

  • From last night?

  • No, now.

  • Now?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I just drank.

  • So I guess that's it.

  • Yeah.

  • So thank you very much for--

  • No, thank you.

  • --meeting with me.

  • Yes, I just think--

  • We should go?

  • No, I mean, I have to get ready soon.

  • Well, you don't have to go.

  • You can hang out.

  • No, I have things.

  • I've got-- I can't.

  • Thank you very much for asking me to stay, but I can't.

  • 00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:34,150 [? No way-- ?] OK.

  • OK.

  • OK.

  • OK.

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